Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Absolutely, I'll be over at the portal to collect when you arrive. 😜 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a restaurant and says `` oh right yeah of course '' .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is talking to another man in a restaurant and says `` oh right yeah of course '' . 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Ready, more or less, for the expedition to the Amazon. Hm, why do I get the feeling I’ve forgotten something vital? 230
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026That reminds me...didn't we have a cosplay event to attend? 😉 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.media.tenor.comtwo men standing next to each other with the words " elementary my dear watson " written above themALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " elementary my dear watson " written above them 020
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Splendid. I'll send you the coords, darling. Adventure, here we come! 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I shall take you up on that then, darling. The more the merrier. Just be warned, there'll be some camping out in the jungle, and perhaps more terrain scaling and maybe even rafting, and well, boulder dodging... 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Let's just say, a mission to put Indiana in the British. But! I've managed to uncover the first part of the puzzle. The next set of clues are hinting at a spot in the Amazon. And, no, not online...media.tenor.coman aerial view of a waterfall in the middle of a river surrounded by trees .ALT: an aerial view of a waterfall in the middle of a river surrounded by trees . 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 01/01/2026We had a fairly small gathering at my parents' place, and it was great to see my sister. She'd been touring and offered tickets to the Nutcracker, if you wanted to go sometime. As for next time, you know the answer, darling.media.tenor.coma man is standing in front of a sign that says sign me up .ALT: a man is standing in front of a sign that says sign me up . 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Year, darling.media.tenor.coma ferris wheel is surrounded by fireworks in a dark night skyALT: a ferris wheel is surrounded by fireworks in a dark night sky 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 27/12/2025She might be laughing cause you’ve unwittingly joined a global craze, darling. Or there's more to it to those ominous smiles than we think. 😆 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I was about to say what is a Labubu, and after a quick search, I am still puzzled. 120
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Glad to hear you're enjoying the downtime, darling. But, I do know how that goes. I have one of those at home. 😹 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Well, it must be a very nice tree (or a fail on the presents). Did you, Will? 😛 And, Happy Christmas to you and yours. 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Oooh, I'll hold you to that. See you soon, darling.media.tenor.coma man in a blue jacket is standing in front of a building .ALT: a man in a blue jacket is standing in front of a building . 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I've been procrastinating that a bit, I admit. Just doing some research on upcoming expedition. Quality time with my boyfriend is exactly what I need. I'll see you in the afternoon then, darling. 😘 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I tend to agree that about your brain. 😉 So, what plans do you have for today, darling? 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 13/12/2025media.tenor.coma man wearing headphones says god that 's a good loop in front of a microphoneALT: a man wearing headphones says god that 's a good loop in front of a microphone 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Doing my best darling, but he might be onto me.media.tenor.coma close up of a black cat with green eyes looking upALT: a close up of a black cat with green eyes looking up 120
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 18/11/2025How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible. 120
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 18/11/2025If that's the case, I'm more than happy to oblige. 😉 Why don't we beat those Monday blues at mine? I'd invite myself over, but Jinx insists that's off the table. 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Cheeky. Indeed, there'll be biscuits, and even some pudding, if you're feeling adventurous. 😛 See you in a bit, darling.media.tenor.coma drawing of a man sitting at a table looking out a window with a cup of coffeeALT: a drawing of a man sitting at a table looking out a window with a cup of coffee 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Couldn't agree more. It's ideal weather for staying cosy indoors, preferably with jazz playing in the background. Tea's on if you'd like to join me. 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 28/10/2025His royal blepness appreciates your excellent taste. 😹 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Jinx's been enjoying his treats. Hopefully he can stop plotting my downfall now. 😹media.tenor.coma black cat holding a nail file in its pawsALT: a black cat holding a nail file in its paws 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Indeed? Hope everyone's alright. As for tomorrow, I'm all yours. You pick the restaurant, but it's my treat for the birthday boy. 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025That's no excuse. I'll make it up to you, darling. 😘 How's the birthday boy celebrating then? 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Happy cake day, Will! Forgive this absent minded professor.media.tenor.coma man with a mustache is sitting next to a woman and says `` happy birthday '' .ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting next to a woman and says `` happy birthday '' . 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Brilliant, now I'm starving. Let's be honest, you had me at pie, but can't keep you waiting now, can I? I'll be over shortly, darling. 😁 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Well, now you're showing off. 😆 Happy thanksgiving, Will. Save some for your favourite Brit, would you? 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2025That one’s a treasure. The sound of medieval England shaking off winter, finding its voice again. You’d have heard it under abbey arches and in taverns alike. Here's one for you, modern bardcore. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnNp...youtube.comSuper Smash Bros Ultimate (Bardcore Guitar/Flute Cover)YouTube video by LjB0 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Roughly translates to: Lo! Thus we bring you Old English. It makes sense, given how pronunciations have actually evolved. Fascinating stuff, languages. 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I'll put the kettle on. 😏media.tenor.coma man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woodsALT: a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Quick! Visit my place! We'll find a way to make that mental image go away. 😁 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 04/10/2025I'm not sure whether to be horrified or impressed at those on the fly maths skills. 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Funny you say that. Indiana Jones is my go-to outfit every Halloween. My colleagues reaction every year when they see me. I'll make an effort for you though. 😉media.tenor.coma young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a faceALT: a young boy wearing a yellow shirt is making a face 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Hey, I do welcome any guesses you may have. In fact, I'm all ears. 😜 110
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2025It ate my earlier (and much cleverer) response as well. *sigh* 010
Ethan Collins @arcaneologist.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I'll admit, I'm rather looking forward to your reaction. 110