Reposted by TylerThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/11/202510th-Grade Prodigy Studying Mathematics At 10th-Grade Level theonion.com/10th-grade-prodigy-stu… 13117892
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Finally got one yesterday, my hair wssso bad omg … like i oughta be ashamed. I was walking around like lil Wayne (not that bad) but omg 000
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My friend is so fuckin stupid when it comes to anything feminist related. He knows women deserves rights but that’s as far as his brain will allow him to go. We’re talking about Mia Khalifa btw. 000
Reposted by TylerAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/01/2025Pete Hegseth sister-in-law, in new signed testimony, says he raged at ex-wife Among the allegations 👇 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p... 29766051536
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 16/01/2025I hate seeing animal abuse or animals dying okg this dog in a tv show got hit by a car and the dog has to be shot so it can be put out of her misery :( like the dog was shot :( I took my dog to the vet on Tuesday to remove a mass from his eyelid and he’s ok of course but ikedksjdjdj :( 100
Reposted by TylerThe Onion @theonion.com · 13/01/2025Jesus Is My Health Insurance theonion.com/jesus-i... 1252765173
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Flowers on the killer moon or whatever is such a good movie 000
Reposted by TylerKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/01/2025It's going to be four long years of this shit. Day after day, batshit idea after batshit idea, just a Bataan Death March of the mind. 45065211055
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Y’all should’ve did this way earlier before the election lnao 120
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 07/01/2025The way my dog was up last night causing hell walking and looking into shit and when i wake up he’s on his bed looking like my profile picture just sleeping peacefully. Nigga fuck you omg 000
Reposted by TylerYerrrr @35mmpapi.com · 06/01/2025In 2025, I want people to learn the difference between "I personally didn't listen to/enjoy this artist" and "they had no bops". 612640287
Reposted by TylerRebekah Jones @georebekah.bsky.social · 06/01/2025She's refusing to come inside. Pretty sure she's gonna disappear into the snow by the end of the day lol 2054995210
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Zendaya got engaged and not pregnant can yall relate? 021
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 06/01/2025The way Zendaya & Tom Holland are the only celebrity couple that’s universally loved 000
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 02/01/2025I told my friends about this story and i got made fun of so fucning bad 😭😭 “How you gonna say no bc of a man that wasn’t even in your dream?” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ? 000
Reposted by TylerPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Happy Public Domain Day!hyperallergic.comFrida Kahlo and Henri Matisse Enter the Public DomainA wealth of art and literature, from the work of Robert Capa to Mahatma Gandhi's autobiography, is now available for public access in the United States. 111817441
Reposted by TylerThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/12/2024LeBron James Denies Son Receiving Preferential Treatment When Being Lifted Up To Dunk theonion.com/lebron-james... 253230170
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Me and my friends had a long talk about sexuality i got work tomorrow ong 000
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Releasing my vocally weak sounding music first is so smart of me 000
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I feel like 30 is the new 20. Being in your 30s seems fun 000
Reposted by Tylermerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 29/12/2024if you follow 10k+ people your account should just automatically get nuked. no good reason to ever do that 1245000397
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Drunk driving is the most selfish thing ever, i don’t get why people do it. Alcohol isn’t worth all that like 000
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024This shit is so sad. And her sister in law pregnant too. Both lost their husbands. Now single mothers 030
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 30/12/2024In the middle of the night i had acid reflux so bad but i went back to sleep like a beast 🔥 000
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Jordan love playing like straight garbage for no reason 020
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I think it’s redundant to call your girlfriend as a lesbian your “boyfriend” i think that confuses people and also reinforces the ignorant belief that if you’re in a lesbian relationship there has to be a “masculine” one. I know butchfemme relationships exist but that isn’t a mainstream term 100
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I’ve been building up a following on my other Bluesky account 010
Tyler @arachnophobia.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Had the craziest dream and Zendaya was in it and all i could think about was disappointing Tom holland 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I told Zendaya “no.” 😭😭😭 110
Reposted by TylerBrian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor. Party of Family Values, am I right? 20196134113862
Reposted by TylerThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/12/2024Aides Beg JD Vance To Stop Carrying Model Of Woman’s Pelvis While Meeting Voters theonion.com/aides-beg-j-... 473190193
