APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He calls it genetic emphysema so it sounds like it’s just his lungs and so he can drink himself to death… a1 attacks lungs and liver and he wouldn’t be so disabled if he didn’t drink so much… and his drinking is also killing my mum, because he doesn’t give a fuck about himself or anyone around him 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And she could care less about me today - again 50/50 - is she just warmer or is it because I’m less sick? We’ll never know 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I mean fair point even sitting up is exhausting but this level of supervision is new 011
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The cat runs around me screaming when I leave the bed so either she thinks I’m very sick and should stay lying down OR she’s cold and I’m 50/50 on which 120
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My brain is all covidy and I’ve caught up on all my fic subscriptions but too fuzzy to find new things to read. Suggestions? Gay hockey or gay pirates? 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is criminal. Here it costs $25.00 to free. About 2% of my taxable income goes to it a year, my doctors appointment cost me nothing out of pocket, and I don’t have to worry about medical bankruptcy if I need to go to hospital. My ambulance insurance is $50 a year. It’s worth the 2%. 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't have a temperature but i'm going hot and cold and not a single pharmacy in town has antivirals in stock. Criminal actially. 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026AND also if I do have it again there’s some fucking irony I got it scream singing about covid on the planes 😬😞😵💫 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ordering rapid tests at 11pm after pattern recognising the sudden onset intense sore throat is a whole thing… I knew it in my bones last time and the thought I have covid is intrusive. Of course my ass would get it for the second time when boosters just became very unavailable here 110
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Why are they on bail is what gets me. The news here said this morning they were on bail and I was screaming at it. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been riding this train line for 30 years and tonight there's several stations i don't remember EVER seeing - now fair play, i'm often on a regional service not metro stopping all stations and ons of them is new but ones apparently been there since the early 1900s and the other since 2012 what? 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On my way to noah kahan again because I am greedy for the emotional healing. Let's go! Taking the same emotional support badges too. 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I felt that way about seeing noah kahan live and I feel pretty healed, going again tomorrow to see if I can get some more of that too. 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oh god, I'd suppressed the memory of that. Hopefully i forget again soon. *shudder* 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No. Just yeast and salt. You just failed an Australian citizenship test, the government will take note. 030
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Eating the ribs that were going to be yesterday's grand final feast for breakfast because cooking anything with back spasms is shit and it settled overnight 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Third will be the test, going in tied up is good though. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All tied up at 6-7 a piece. I’m too old to laugh this hard at this. 001
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy travel and grand final day @clairegregoryau.bsky.social 140
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What the fuck do you mean im not allowed to buy bottled drinks and keep the lid at the concert. The actual fuck 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Find it a fascinating study in capitalism that business leaders supposedly want to take a public holiday from workers because the afl grand final doesn’t have a Victorian team in it for… the second time. Ever. Don’t get me wrong it’s a dumb holiday, it should be Monday but fuck capitalist pigs. 011
Reposted by APP (pirate era)Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Robin Williams’ daughter is urging fans to stop sharing AI-generated videos of the late actor. “Just because he’s gone does not mean he’s now your puppet. Have some shame.” #RobinWilliams #AI 412114542
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m so confused. It rates Star Trek as not woke. And Heated Rivalry so it isn’t pinging on ghey? Barbie is far less woke than OFMD on their rating… is it just because Jim’s gender identity? The review is almost glowing though… fascinating I want to dissect the person who set this up 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well let's lick our wounds and come back stronger next year Hawks. Get behind Freo for Wharfie time next week. 110
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It was wild! But yes, we’ll be back. They’ve won a flag every decade since the 60s so we have to get one in the next couple of years to keep that up but I never truly believed it was going to be this year. Let’s go wharfie time, sink those lions! 120
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yep. Feels like 2012, watched it slip away. Let's go Freo! Get the cup. 110
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026And with that... i think we're done what a fuck up 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh my god. This has been a shoot out. I still don't believe but we're in it. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm crying now. 8 minutes, we snuck back in front- the wiz has 6 goals. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Literally gagging with the pressure. This is awful. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The premiership quarter is kicking our ass honestly - come on boys get back in it 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I'm so tense I have no commentary except if we win tonight next weekend becomes truly insane. Concert friday, grand final Saturday, club day Sunday work and another concert Monday. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dumb free kick to give in the other teams forward 50 lions. Josh Weddle puts it home. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026As an aside hearing our general doing special comments knowing his kid nominated us in father son is surreal in a good way. 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Thank you sir another one 🙏. Game high lead but it still feels too close and the intensity is going to be hard to keep up for another two and a half quarters. The 'g sounds like the cauldron it is today too both hungry for history. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Let's go gunnnnnnnnnnnnerss you fucking legend. 201
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well I asked for a captains goal and sis delivered. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026High intensity first quarter, into the break a point down. Could have used a captains goal there. Off to boil the kettle. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I mean its a tough trip and we knew that because we'd done it not too long before. Its a sign of respect like in 2008 when we trained with saunas and refrigerated trailers for unexpected hot weather 110
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026They might have to play their grand final today to get past Brisbane - I am truly not confident 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026First point of the game now heavy traffic and hard to tell if there's any momentum. Intense September footy. 110
