APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He calls it genetic emphysema so it sounds like it’s just his lungs and so he can drink himself to death… a1 attacks lungs and liver and he wouldn’t be so disabled if he didn’t drink so much… and his drinking is also killing my mum, because he doesn’t give a fuck about himself or anyone around him 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And she could care less about me today - again 50/50 - is she just warmer or is it because I’m less sick? We’ll never know 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The cat runs around me screaming when I leave the bed so either she thinks I’m very sick and should stay lying down OR she’s cold and I’m 50/50 on which 120
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My brain is all covidy and I’ve caught up on all my fic subscriptions but too fuzzy to find new things to read. Suggestions? Gay hockey or gay pirates? 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This is criminal. Here it costs $25.00 to free. About 2% of my taxable income goes to it a year, my doctors appointment cost me nothing out of pocket, and I don’t have to worry about medical bankruptcy if I need to go to hospital. My ambulance insurance is $50 a year. It’s worth the 2%. 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't have a temperature but i'm going hot and cold and not a single pharmacy in town has antivirals in stock. Criminal actially. 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Ordering rapid tests at 11pm after pattern recognising the sudden onset intense sore throat is a whole thing… I knew it in my bones last time and the thought I have covid is intrusive. Of course my ass would get it for the second time when boosters just became very unavailable here 110
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been riding this train line for 30 years and tonight there's several stations i don't remember EVER seeing - now fair play, i'm often on a regional service not metro stopping all stations and ons of them is new but ones apparently been there since the early 1900s and the other since 2012 what? 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On my way to noah kahan again because I am greedy for the emotional healing. Let's go! Taking the same emotional support badges too. 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Eating the ribs that were going to be yesterday's grand final feast for breakfast because cooking anything with back spasms is shit and it settled overnight 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026All tied up at 6-7 a piece. I’m too old to laugh this hard at this. 001
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Happy travel and grand final day @clairegregoryau.bsky.social 140
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What the fuck do you mean im not allowed to buy bottled drinks and keep the lid at the concert. The actual fuck 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Find it a fascinating study in capitalism that business leaders supposedly want to take a public holiday from workers because the afl grand final doesn’t have a Victorian team in it for… the second time. Ever. Don’t get me wrong it’s a dumb holiday, it should be Monday but fuck capitalist pigs. 011
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APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well let's lick our wounds and come back stronger next year Hawks. Get behind Freo for Wharfie time next week. 110
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Laziest day today has been lovely only now the guilt is starting to creep in. 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Awake early reading some fic and the cat and I are having a philosophical debate because I need to twist myself about to be comfortable and she insists sitting on me is comfortable (for her) and moving (is not) (for her) means I deserve to be clawed and screamed at. I think I’m losing 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My joy in playing outlier is trying to get as many words as possible each day noone else has used for that board... i don't even care about the score just getting as many nobody else has as possible 001
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 13/09/2026One win or loss from a busy weekend - if my team wins I could be concert Friday, grand final Saturday, family day Sunday, concert Monday in two weeks. Let’s go boys! 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Awake at 2:30 am singing “where do we go from here” from the musical Buddy episode to my annoyed cats (annoyed that I’m awake and singing but not patting them) 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Hmm September footy hits different - feels like the old faithfuls have turned on afterburners. I follow a stats page and with two games the predictions have swung WILDLY from my team dropping out in straight sets to facing an old enemy in the big dance. Let’s go 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 30/08/2026open.spotify.com/track/5LlExB...open.spotify.comEnd of AugustNoah Kahan · The Great Divide: The Last Of The Bugs · Song · 2026 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I found a Rarity-83 word worth 95 pts in OUTLIER. EAGLE EYES · 798 points · 10 rare words. Only 4 players have ever found it in all of Outlier. 2 finds no one else found today. OUTLIER: the daily word hunt where the rarest words win. Can you beat me? playoutlier.com/s/K34RSHplayoutlier.comOUTLIER · Day 96player-6229 scored 798 on Day 96 — can you beat them? 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Did a scary (for me) thing and cooked with tofu for the first time tonight. Never eaten it, never cooked with it. 8/10 execution score for me but would try again. 021
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Scoopable charcuterie for dinner = winning 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I love filling out the census. I love that I was able to put my sexualtiy on it and someone in my family tree in 99 years might be able to look at that data and go yes, she was ace - it can't be changed. And they won't be able to tell me I don't know myself and just want to label everything 130
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Really appreciating @david-jenkins.bsky.social our pirate dad today - for kindness, for filling his writers room and show with diverse identities and including body diversity. It doesn't happen as often as it should but its so nice that it did happen. 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Fans of deadloch I present for your consideration deadloch trivia in melbourne www.instagram.com/p/Dbh1i_EkWS...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 021
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Yes bitch, my favourite Thai has put the pineapple fried rice back on the menu - guess who's having a takeaway tonight... 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 04/08/2026As a test I gave an ai the following prompt Write a 500,000 multi chapter fiction where ed and stede are two ordinary people It was as you'd expect a terrible fanfiction from that prompt and because generative ai is terrible it had no flesh. 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 01/08/2026And if I had myself a panic attack after seeing my mother who I’m no contact with walking her dog near my house that’s our little secret right… 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2026One more day of narrating colleague then he goes back to part time and hopefully less - whatever the hell as I can have my peaceful office back again 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Narrating colleague is standing behind me narrating finding the correct staples in the cupboard - i am hallucinating stapling things to his forehead. Soooooo im going to put my headphones in 020
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 29/07/2026When you read a beautiful fic without looking at the details then realise only when you see the familiar podcaster that this is one of your ofmd authors in your new fandom its all fuzzy happy inside. Hello friends. 030
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Me to my operating system procider. Dear asshole - stop fucking with my home screen background. I set it, you don’t need to randomly and without consent fucking change it to random shit I don’t want and didn’t select - fuck you, no love me 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Colleague is narrating his day to me and at 11 minutes past nine i am about to violently end him 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Popped in had a little scroll, answered some book fun on the skyline, left some love notes and hearts and placing out for a but more. Love you friends on the skyline. 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Sooo it occurs to me that my podcast distaste might be because lots of them are hosted by men and I’m tired of hearing men with microphones - what’s your favourite female led podcasts about literally anything to remind me it’s not all men with microphones out there 000
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’ve had an irrational intense dislike for Russell Crowe for as long as I can remember with no reason - just rewatched the silver brumby and had a visceral reaction when he yelled at Thowra after Golden came home and… I guess that’s why actually. Still glad the silver stallion beat the man. 010
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Biting my tongue so I don't ask the appalled male workmates if they'd have a problem with 37 and 21 if the man was the 37 year old instead of the woman because... genuinely I've heard them talk about young women 000
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APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Reading a fic with an oxy addiction and cringing at memories of mother dearest and how her pain pill addiction was mismanaged, between negligent doctors, the “intervention” where they suggested should let them kill her and her shock at being unceremoniously cut off post transplant it was a ride 100
APP (pirate era) @apurplepatch.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Horribly sad to hear that Sam Neill has passed away. The Dish, Jurassic Park, Death in Brunswick and so many other fond memories of his work. 020
