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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The USA citizenry should really have a red-hot go at voting. It doesn't always end with the perfect outcome but fucking hell it's not [gestures wildly at USA] 🇦🇺
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Whoever is behind @mobydickatsea.bsky.social is a goddamn genius. And I suppose Herman also deserves some of the credit 🐳
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nope. You don't get to own the bits you like and absolve yourself from the bits you don't. The USA owns DT, because the USA voted him in, then welcomed him back *again*.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
don't worry about kitty litter in school bathrooms to accommodate kids identifying as cats; I've heard schools are enrolling primates because they are our biological cousins. spread the word.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
feels like putting a heart on this is wrong, but wishing you all the best
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'd like to know where all the "not on farmland" guys are when opencut coal mines are proposed on farmland
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Broadacre monoculture cropping is better for the environment than free range animals on mixed pasture. Got it.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ah, well
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
People think they have time. "Ah fuckit I meant to gracefully redeem myself but now my heart's stopped"
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Fred Nurk @f2r3e5d4.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Why has no one been asking about a coal tax in Australia despite our coal exports being larger than gas @artistaffame.bsky.social @kelpieunicorns.bsky.social @robertarnol.bsky.social @elfdock.bsky.social @symbo1ics.bsky.social ? Thanks @akshatrathi.bsky.social for letting us know.
Australia's net coal exports are over 80% of what we produce, yet no one is calling for a coal exports tax.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Year 3 kids in unison: read the begetting bits again
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
get em from a gastro pub for extra slidiness
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
current sky after dark team frantically checking the roster
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
oh sure. twice women have run, twice they've been defeated by the same bankrupt grifting racist rapist pedo. I'm sure in USAworld there are better conclusions to reach to explain this outcome, but out here in the rest of the world, not so much.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Is there any other conclusion when 2 qualified women lose twice to an unqualified bankrupt rapist other than: we won't have a woman.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Nah, Australia won't let that happen mate 😀
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The most shadow banned post in the history of posts lol
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
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2.2M views · 37K reactions | Never forget the finger flick of pesto. | Channel 4
Never forget the finger flick of pesto.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You know how when a team gets absolutely pounded because they are complete dogshit and the coach says "that wasn't us out there today" & all the supporters in their merch look at each other & nod in agreement but everyone else on the planet goes "nah that's exactly who you are". That's the USA now.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
never a more perfect time for a live orchestra of sad trombones
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hahahaha the "greatest deliberative body in the world" hahahaha and the best they can do is explain in excruciating detail that they can't do anything to stop the dumbest most obvious bogus criminal activity the world has ever seen. jfc USA get your shit together.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
beak notch
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
those sausages are just earth-bound misfits
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Tom Peyer @tompeyer.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert
Professionally hand-lettered sign says: "GORILLA PLAYING SAXOPHONE With Balloons AT YOUR PARTY 841 8322"
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A really tough week. I am doing everything I can to spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. You can help me by subscribing to Democracy Docket for free and sharing its content with everyone you know. Thanks. bit.ly/4qmEiFz
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What a week.
“This is not a smart man, and it is very funny to watch this all unfold. That he used a fake mugshot from a fake trial about a fake music festival from a very well-known national TV show and presented it as an ‘actual mugshot’ should tell you the kind of groundbreaking reporting methods this fella has used for years,” Ben Collins, CEO of The Onion, said via email. “While we’re very glad this era of InfoWars is almost over, we are appreciating this exceedingly funny crashout from afar as we build out something even better that we hope to kick off next week.”

“In the meantime, all true InfoWars fans worried about being exposed to Satan’s influences should visit TheOnion.Info to purchase Demon Guard™, the only patch that provides 24-hour holy protection against all dark entities.”
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Maxwell is in serious peril. Side note, I don't understand why she is always "Ghislaine" and Epstein is always "Epstein" (not "Jeffrey"). I get there's more Jeffreys than Ghislaines, but still seems odd.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The USA might* be an empire in terminal decline, but you can take heart that you have a world-class side-eye contender**. * certainly ** see Australian Grace Tame for the reigning world champion
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Seeing the peahen and her kids having a drink this morning made me happy
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
if friendlykitties is in Australia, it's mandatory 🐔
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Presumably your comment reflects your willingness to stick to issues for which you were awarded Australia's highest - or indeed any - civil honour.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Hahahahaha yeah, that's our job, to sort out the USA.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I remind Americans you had a Revolution because you didn't want to pay tariffs on tea Now you have tariffs on everything, an illegal war which you are losing, your leader is on the Epstein List, and not only does the world hate you, it also thinks you are losers DO SOMETHING
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Well done. #NoKings
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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James Mellor @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Predictable #Oscars cartoon.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Former President of what?
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Albo is the poster boy for our current crop of politicians who are extremely focused and proficient at in-party gamesmanship, occasionally competent at political gamesmanship, but universally shit at doing what they are elected to do.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
time to sack his dry cleaner and put this whole thing behind us
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Instagram knows what's up
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The world is *not* reeling. We're just watching as it slowly dawns on some in the USA that not only is it not the greatest democracy in the world, it's barely a functional democracy at all (and the USA king enjoys greater immunity than the South Korea President & the royal family of the UK).
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
how we got here
“nothing is real until it hurts me” slogan replaces “don’t tread on me” slogan on a Gadseden flag
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Yes, the classic "Stop! Or I'll say Stop again!" It usually works, so I'm sure it will work in the great* experiment. youtu.be/PGeWT5vuYZ0?...
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ROBIN WILLIAMS~GUN CRAZY CULTURE
YouTube video by Jim Kindheart
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Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 11/01/2026
The World Cup is being hosted by three countries and one of them has threatened to invade the other two
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why."

Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!"

First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization."

Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces.

Proud to be an American today!

USA 🇺🇸"Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster."

Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars

If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position"

Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 03/01/2026
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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Bryan @appletree-chappo.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
This was not on my 2025 Bingo card (sorry about this)
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