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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I can appreciate a long con lol.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

In trucking very often you have to swing right to make a wide left. ;)

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Honestly this would be perfect to rob a bank in lol.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

We can only hope, though the sentiment towards Canadians has been rapidly degrading over the last little while. I still think that anyone who has property down there should get out while they still can.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The local radio station just played AC/DC thunderstruck, and then immediately followed it up with freebird. It's like they're TRYING to make me commit felony speeding.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Obviously if it doesn't encompass every aspect of your life you're a poser and not a real furry. Duh.

Screenshot of my alternate "secret" furry account

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It's almost cool enough that I can start wearing a padded vest as my regular attire again and I am HYPED.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've had to block every single locally owned dog poop clean up business because they constantly fill the local groups with AI generated pictures of literal dog shit. God what a stupid time to be alive.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One of my biggest gripes about buying a Tushy bidet is all the shit puns in the marketing and instructions. And I don't mean shit-tier puns. I mean puns about shit.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The buns actually turned out perfectly. Made Blackened chicken sandwiches with garden fresh bruschetta and balsamic glaze.

About balsamic glaze over bruschetta on lettuce and a bun

Chicken on the previous sandwich now, next to a corn on the cob

Everything closed up and looking ready to go

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Maaaayyyyy have over cooked these too. Lol.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was however, able to make walnut double fudge brownies last night. They turned out super well.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tried making a McGriddle at home, but I definitely overcooked it

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm sorry, but if I ever encounter this creepy lil fucker in real life I'm killing it with a hammer.

An ad for Metas Muse, a personal AI agent featuring a soft little critter that is supposed to be cute but really just comes off as being creepy

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Honestly it's a relatively common sentiment among racists.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Furthermore, if you think I'm somehow more qualified or a better trucker simply because I'm a white dude who was born here with a rural background, you can fuck right off, you ain't my brother. Experience, diligence, and practice is what makes the gear jammer, not background. #Trucking

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The other day somebody called me "one of the last white Canadian truckers." Like it was some kind of compliment. That shit annoys the hell out of me. Please don't use me as a White Knight for your racist bullshit.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lmao, it's fine, I haul high fructose corn syrup for a living these days lol. I agree, people really shouldn't eat the stuff lmao.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I mean Fair enough, but the high fructose corn industry is literally my industry hahah.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Man, I want a sweet treat but, like, I just don't feel good spending money in the United States right now.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Now that both my next door neighbor AND my bartender are running for Town Council and both expect my support, I should probably Google what a town counselor does.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Got to love sitting on the interstate with your brakes in.

A photo from the driver seat of a large semi truck, showing traffic not moving all around it

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Honestly at this point your average ape probably could beat me at wordle.

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When they find out I don't have a degree some people look at me like an ape who can beat them at wordle

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The center of gravity on this thing is so high lol.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You know it's a terrible combination? A tall profile, food grade, spring ride, tank trailer. This thing is surging and rocking back and forth like crazy. #LongHaulLife

A high hood Peterbilt 389 connected to a shipping chassis with a food grade liquid container on it

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Went through Newark New Jersey today. Christ that airport is huge. If you live in Newark, do you get used to the smell after a while or, like, is it just sort of omnipresent there in the back of your mind?

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I mentioned off-handedly that there wasn't much going out this week and my dispatcher said we have majorly scaled back production because there's some uncertainty with the tariffs. That fuckwit Trump is directly hurting my paycheck.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Honestly splitting the lower range is only useful if you're on an extreme grade or in really heavy rolling traffic. It's nice to have in your back pocket but not exactly necessary. Most of the time I pretty much drive it like the 13 speed

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm behind on a few of my Podcasts, lol, so I am catching up on the Film & Whiskey pod.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Oh no, it's an 18-speed, just like my feet. It's a very nice truck, but I really don't love all the nanny Tech in this thing. I don't like a truck that mutes my radio if I get too close to the side of the road, and I ain't got no love for a digital dash. Honestly I'm not bothering with the SXM...

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Honestly, it's good to hear that. I feel like daytime running lights are important. Unfortunately this was a matter of weight permitting in New York state. Just some paperwork that didn't get done on my truck, I suppose.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I do not like this truck, but I will say the sound system is phenomenal.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My Peterbilt didn't have the proper permits for this run so work stuck me in somebody else's truck. Feels like I'm driving a spaceship. #LongHaulLife

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StarlightSerpent @starlightserpent.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If anyone likes The Elder Scrolls I suggest looking at Lantern of the Laughless Saint. It's a ScrollsLike that's done a good job of capturing that Morrowind feel. It's been a ton of fun. Still in early access, but it's fully beatable and has lots of content. Including caked up mushrooms.

A lizard person with a glowing sword standing next to a mushroom person with no arms, but human legs and a caked up ass.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think the boss man is ticked that I called out a second day, cuz I did not receive a dispatch for tomorrow lol

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Head cold and migraines still going strong. Time to sit in the shower with a ginger ale and contemplate having a physical form

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I've thought about it, but it feels like it would just be way too clunky.

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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

they know we don't want it. they do not care.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

My Hope, is that this dude is recently out of an organization and just hasn't had a chance to get the tattoos covered or removed, they looked pretty old. Who knows, maybe this will be one of the rare times that Trucking leads somebody to a less hateful, better life. We can only hope, right?

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

He was the one that had the least experience. I didn't notice the tattoo until I had already started helping them, it's pretty dark here and frankly I needed their parking space lol. Honestly the first thing I noticed about him was the bright green Coachella sweater he was wearing.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What was weird was it was two dudes, a guy who seemed to be of Hispanic origin, and a white dude. The white dude struck me as interesting because his head and neck were completely covered in tattoos, his eyebrows were tattooed, and he had a very prominent "HATE" tattoo on his forehead.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They had a real loud air leak coming from there trailer, and they were unable to slide their tandems. They didn't realize that they couldn't slide their tandems because of the air leak. I gave them a technique to make it work to get them legal but that trailer definitely needs some service.

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