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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I've had to block every single locally owned dog poop clean up business because they constantly fill the local groups with AI generated pictures of literal dog shit. God what a stupid time to be alive.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

One of my biggest gripes about buying a Tushy bidet is all the shit puns in the marketing and instructions. And I don't mean shit-tier puns. I mean puns about shit.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The buns actually turned out perfectly. Made Blackened chicken sandwiches with garden fresh bruschetta and balsamic glaze.

About balsamic glaze over bruschetta on lettuce and a bun

Chicken on the previous sandwich now, next to a corn on the cob

Everything closed up and looking ready to go

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Maaaayyyyy have over cooked these too. Lol.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I was however, able to make walnut double fudge brownies last night. They turned out super well.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tried making a McGriddle at home, but I definitely overcooked it

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm sorry, but if I ever encounter this creepy lil fucker in real life I'm killing it with a hammer.

An ad for Metas Muse, a personal AI agent featuring a soft little critter that is supposed to be cute but really just comes off as being creepy

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Furthermore, if you think I'm somehow more qualified or a better trucker simply because I'm a white dude who was born here with a rural background, you can fuck right off, you ain't my brother. Experience, diligence, and practice is what makes the gear jammer, not background. #Trucking

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The other day somebody called me "one of the last white Canadian truckers." Like it was some kind of compliment. That shit annoys the hell out of me. Please don't use me as a White Knight for your racist bullshit.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Man, I want a sweet treat but, like, I just don't feel good spending money in the United States right now.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Now that both my next door neighbor AND my bartender are running for Town Council and both expect my support, I should probably Google what a town counselor does.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Got to love sitting on the interstate with your brakes in.

A photo from the driver seat of a large semi truck, showing traffic not moving all around it

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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When they find out I don't have a degree some people look at me like an ape who can beat them at wordle

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You know it's a terrible combination? A tall profile, food grade, spring ride, tank trailer. This thing is surging and rocking back and forth like crazy. #LongHaulLife

A high hood Peterbilt 389 connected to a shipping chassis with a food grade liquid container on it

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Went through Newark New Jersey today. Christ that airport is huge. If you live in Newark, do you get used to the smell after a while or, like, is it just sort of omnipresent there in the back of your mind?

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I mentioned off-handedly that there wasn't much going out this week and my dispatcher said we have majorly scaled back production because there's some uncertainty with the tariffs. That fuckwit Trump is directly hurting my paycheck.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My Peterbilt didn't have the proper permits for this run so work stuck me in somebody else's truck. Feels like I'm driving a spaceship. #LongHaulLife

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StarlightSerpent @starlightserpent.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If anyone likes The Elder Scrolls I suggest looking at Lantern of the Laughless Saint. It's a ScrollsLike that's done a good job of capturing that Morrowind feel. It's been a ton of fun. Still in early access, but it's fully beatable and has lots of content. Including caked up mushrooms.

A lizard person with a glowing sword standing next to a mushroom person with no arms, but human legs and a caked up ass.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think the boss man is ticked that I called out a second day, cuz I did not receive a dispatch for tomorrow lol

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Head cold and migraines still going strong. Time to sit in the shower with a ginger ale and contemplate having a physical form

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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

they know we don't want it. they do not care.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Just had another one of my wild wasteland moments here out on the highwayHelping out a couple green horns that some jackass decided to stick in a truck and make them run team. One dude had 6 months experience, the other dude had 2 weeks.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I want the meta Ray-Ban glasses, I feel like they would be good to make trucking content, but I also don't want to be giving money to meta, and they tend to send certain messages about the wearer that I don't really want lol.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Ain't having good luck with the truck stop food on this run. Decided to be lazy and had a spicy chicken sandwich from Flying J and now my mouth tastes really chemically.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Every ounce of my common sense is telling me not to eat this.

A small package that reads "van holton's unapologetically pickled egg hot and spicy flavor"

A food package showing a pickled egg within

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

How it feels to be overworked, but trying to remind yourself to be happy that at least you HAVE a job.

A heavily used scrub Daddy sits in a dirty sink as water pours down on its face

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Just put my raincoat back on, and it was raining so hard earlier today when I pre-tripped my trailer that I just found, hours later my pockets were actually full of water lol.

It's hard to see, but there is a heavy rain falling upon a parking lot, currently flooding the train tracks in front of me

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Updating the old features on my house always brings me a certain sense of pride. That porch light hasn't worked since before I moved in.

A busted old brass porch light hanging from its wire

A sleek modern porch light mounted to a painted brick wall

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The cool thing about servicing your own equipment is, at the end of the day, it'll either return to being whisper quiet, or it will be non-functioning.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Y'all I am so satisfied. Look at that lobster bisque. Absolutely blew my shoes off. I think that might be the most delicious bisque I've ever had, and the cheesecake gave me a physical reaction.

A bowl of lobster bisque lobster pile the high up on two pieces of bread, in an orange bisque soup with swirls of oil

A plate of halibut mashed potatoes and steamed vegetables

Cheesecake covered with caramel swirls, whipped cream, and a large cup of coffee

The bar area of a restaurant, with a shelf full of bottles, a poured marble floor, and rustic style decorations

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I can clean up a bit in the truck if I need too. Glad I brought one of my nicer work shirts.

A white dude in a red shirt sits in a truck.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Did my delivery at Moosehead this morning, and I decided to park my truck, put on a nicer shirt, and take a taxi into St John to be a bit of a tourist for a few hours. Super excited to get some seafood.

An exterior photo of the Moosehead tap room brewery

Some tugboats sitting in the water at a harbor

A picture of the city of St John, taken from the harbor front with fog rolling over and obscuring most of the landscape

A shot of the interior patio of a restaurant called Granna's seafood and grill

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I'm not sure which one it is, but one of the mechanics that my work dumps all of the air out of my seat every time he moves my truck. I know none of them are taller than me, which leads me to believe one of them is an absolute poser. Lol.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Driving through an intense storm yesterday I put on Luke Combs "ain't No Love in Oklahoma." And it definitely changed the mood. I felt excited at first, but then I remembered I haven't seen the second movie, and it didn't go so well for the tanker driver in the first one.

A screenshot from the movie Twister, showing the scene where a fuel tanker is pulled up into the sky by a tornado and then dropped on the ground.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Been coming down pretty hard yesterday and today.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If you chubby fetish accounts don't start acting more normal in my DMs, I'm going to go on Ozempic so help me God.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Traffic is rough today, I think the weather has something to do with it. People tend to be more stunned on the highway after a heavy rainstorm.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

I definitely need a haircut and a beard trim. It's too damn hot.

A white dude with his shirt open sits in a truck.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I've been wearing generic jeans for about as long as I can remember, and and they don't do much for my figure. Yesterday I actually went out and bought some real brand name denim. Hoping it was worth it.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I'm not being facetious when I say that getting out of my bunk is one of the hardest parts of this job.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Dusting off this old gem for make a terrible comic Day lol. #MakeATerribleComicDay

A two panel comic featuring a horse smoking a cigarette, and the words "all I know is Truckin' and fuckin', and brother, Diesel just hit 7 Bucks a gallon."

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

This past weekend @starlightserpent.bsky.social made me the happiest man possible by just saying one simple word; Yes. ❤️

Two hands held together, one wearing a gold engagement ring

Two smiling people cuddled up together outside.

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Aperture Flash @apertureflash.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

"Can I get extra burgers on my pickle?" A thing I casually and confidently asked for at the Wendy's drive-thru yesterday.

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