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Happily married to my best friend. Gerodie, historian, tamer of noodle horses, Twitter refugee, gamer, IT cloud consultant, Atheist ⚛️ and Ally. #nufc season ticket holder 06/07 - 25/26. East stand. 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇬🇧 #bangreyhoundracing #freethegalgo

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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 4m
Just when you thought the seppos couldn't get any more insane...
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 26m
TBF, master chef premier league sounds like a mint idea.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 55m
Brilliant watch this. So interesting... I don't even like cooking but love it. Bet @notsolocalhero.bsky.social would enjoy it! #nufc
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What It Really Takes To Feed A Premier League Squad | Newcastle United
YouTube video by Newcastle United
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 2h
The chronicle really has outdone itself on its latest podcast... FFS 🤦🤦🤣🤣 #nufc
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 8h
He just doesn't have the pace or aggression necessary to make it work in the PL unfortunately. Lovely lad but he was a poor buy.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 20h
What in fresh hell is this? Has THAT entire country completely insane?
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry, Canada... The sixth most free nation on earth?
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, their life is good enough to ignore seppos
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Seems woke to me
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm British and I'm so sorry. I have no connections to Oz, but I'm so sorry for what my countrymen caused.
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Tribal Army @tribalarmyorg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Australia is built on stolen Indigenous land. When Britain arrived in 1788,Aboriginal & Torres Strait Islander peoples had lived there for at least 60,000years. Their lands were taken through colonisation, dispossession and violence & they were literally put in chains. History must not be erased.
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He looks like if there was a character in Neighbours called Cuntfish.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
An 8.5 ft statue of a nude Trump has gone on display at one the European parliament buildings. Europeans absolutely win when it comes to satire.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess I just don't find the same thrill. I know there's great field goals and hail Mary passes etc. but touch downs are boring I find.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't just get through a game of it. It's to start/stop.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well it serves you right for believing a carpenter that lived 2000 years ago who kept telling people he could get them pissed on water.
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Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey @toonarmy2112.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even if she is guilty, she should not face this. Inhumane is not a strong enough word.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Country* not just president
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And on that note. Adieu...
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yep. Put it together with a president who does the same and they might overturn a red card
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Right, and my favourite football game is Football Manager...
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So they're less competitive, less powerful, less aggressive, slower with poorer technique but it's better? Also do you seriously think women never dive in football? Really?
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't forget about Canada? I love Canadians. It's seppos I can't stand.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Superior because...?
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never even heard of it, not once.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Women barely tackle and barely and the keepers can barely reach the cross bar. There's so little aggression in it. Do players dive? Yeah, they try to cheat - it's part of the game
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, the UK, but I honestly didn't even know Canada had their own rules.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah, because America occupied Japan for 7 years and stationed thousands of troops in Guinea in WW2. It's hardly surprising they took the now American name and translated it.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And women's football is still something people barely care about here.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nooo they're Rugby. The original. Invented here before it was cheapened and made worse over there.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah so do Aussies and New Zealand, it doesn't change the fact they're in a tiny minority. It stands for: Fédération Internationale de Football Association and yes I'm well aware what that translate to, the thing is the french don't call it soccer either.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cool, don't mind me when I start calling your worse version of rugby "Handegg" then.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Football - by far the most popular sport on the planet. Basketball - a sport hardly anybody cares about outside of it's country or origin
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Okay, how about: Brazil : futebol Germany: Fußball Spain: fútbol France: Football Netherlands: Voetbal Italy: Calcio (to kick) In fact the vast majority of the world use the word "Football" regardless of language. Source: www.businessinsider.com/football-vs-...
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Better than the dropouts (Cole Palmer etc.)
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aye likely. I personally can't see Gordon doing that tbh
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As in, asked not to be called upon... Just something Matterface said earlier...
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think it's about having faith in your defense too though.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not untrue but Saka, Gordon etc. "left the camp". Which seems unprofessional to me
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Talent were missing tonight too
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Valid question #EngCze
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Land of the free" though...
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Futures bright it looks like, which I didn't think we'd ever say a few years ago
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aye looks good, suppose it's not often a player makes their senior debut so young that they can't wear the sponsor.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cheers lads. See you Friday!
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"It's your own time you're wasting."
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi, would it be worth using an MS Form for this? I don't wanna sign up to the bad place just for a poll is all 😅
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's not a day goes by I'm not thankful we have the NHS.
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lloyd Kelly?
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APB1987 @apb1987.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely stunning creatures. Never ceases to amaze me just how huge they get and how fast they are.
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