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Ted Lasso’s Mustache

@macinewa.bsky.social
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“Be curious, not judgmental” Foul mouthed, left-handed, non conforming, liberal, atheistic bourbon drinker. Follow at your own peril. #flyeaglesfly

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AyJay @dcvet.bsky.social · 5h
Just learned that Soylent Green was made from people. It’s made from people!!!
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10h
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 12h
Happy Thursday!
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 10h
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 19h
The Tennessee execution should have been stopped before way now as it clearly violated the prisoner's 8th amendment rights.
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 19h
New Rule: if you fail in executing somebody, you need to be injected with the same substance and they need to be set free. apple.news/AMO-I6cMOThu...
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Tennessee inmate survived two lethal injections, her lawyer said in motion to halt execution — NBC News
Christa Pike, 50, was 18 when she murdered a classmate. She would be the first woman the state has executed in more than 200 years.
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/09/2026
No beardos? So no one who fought in the Civil War then, got it. No wimps?! Have you even seen the video of you doing bench, bro? Feet flailing everywhere
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RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 20h
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need a Constitutional amendment stating all bills must be single issue with no riders or poison pills. ground.news/article/bill...
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Bill to limit stock trading in US Congress blocked in Senate
A Republican-led effort to approve a House-passed stock trading bill fell short in the Senate, with Democrats saying the restrictions don't go far enough and pushing back against a voter ID provision.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm profoundly against this depraved record and want to do the exact opposite: pass Medicare for All.
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Mike Rogers voted against children’s health coverage over and over - Detroit Metro Times
Mike Rogers repeatedly voted against efforts to expand health insurance for children of working families.
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💚🌏Myles🌏💚 @rainbowregionmyles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want politics to become embarrassing for wealthy people again. Not dangerous, or violent, just deeply, socially, spiritually fucking embarrassing to hoard obscene wealth while your neighbour skips dinner.
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We are a month away from the election. For all the people who are going to g to vote Republican, I truly wish for all the consequences of that decision to fall squarely on you and your family. Not sorry at all
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I leaned too into fall this rainy weekend and put all my summer clothes. Like motherfuckin’ clockwork, that action is bringing about a 90° day. I flew too close to the sun and now I will sweat.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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RM1(SS) Squid™ 🇺🇸 🇨🇦· Crush Depth Test Dummy @bubblehead.lol · 29/09/2026
12.5 hour drive in the rain from door to door (Caribou to Hershey). At least it'll be nice for my drive back on Friday.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This!!!
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy Tuesday!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
Today I learned that Jack Smith is a Caitlin Clark fan and that Amy Klobuchar knows more about sports than Eric Schmitt.
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here’s a thought, when bad shit happens in a frat house people need to start suing the Fraternity itself, not just the chapter. This could help minimize the behavior. 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ban all Fraternities. Thats it, that’s the entire post.
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Church worship leader…🤷🏼‍♂️ apple.news/AWF_45dTiQ-y...
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Former 'American Idol' Contestant Found Guilty of Murdering Wife — Rolling Stone
Caleb Flynn was charged with shooting his wife inside their Ohio home after telling his mistress he wanted her dead
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RedStateBlues @coolsprings.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Oregon quarterback took a bad hit due to a late slide. It’s unfortunate but all this drama? It’s football and bad shit can happen. The real solution is to end contact but we know that won’t happen so…🤷🏼‍♂️
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Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The fact that Talarico is polling so tightly with Paxton says some really awful things about Texans, not to mention Americans in general.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 26/09/2026
If any of you ever want to have an actual life? You’re going to have to come together to elect progressives and tax the billionaires.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew I wasn’t an only child!
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Obama on CSPAN : “Even when I was president, I sometimes fantasised about, if you put women in charge of every government for like two years and then just kind of saw, all right, how are things going?
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Absofreakinlutely 💯% True......
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mike Penis.
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Moe Szyslak Angry, Barney Gumble Laughing
ALT: Moe Szyslak Angry, Barney Gumble Laughing
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Democracy Docket @democracydocket.com · 24/09/2026
NEW: California's attorney general said Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco (R) will face "legal consequences" after the state Supreme Court determined his seizure of roughly 650k ballots violated state law. Bianco must now comply with the attorney general's directives and return the ballots.
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California Attorney General vows ‘legal consequences’ for GOP sheriff who seized ballots
The ballot seizure case highlights the risks to democracy when election deniers in positions of authority abuse their power to interfere with vote counting. Bianco seized an estimated 650,000 ballots ...
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I bet high school was a wonderful time, with absolutely no issues whatsoever.
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The world now fully understands, without to say so in the shadows anymore, that the United States has a serious racism and hate problem. I hope the world acts accordingly until we convincingly right our ship. JMO
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Peggy Stuart @peggystuart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Talarico wants data centers to pay for their own grid upgrades, recycle their water, create real jobs, & get a community's consent before moving in. Paxton took nearly $500,000 from the industry. Texans want a senator who fights for them. That's why we will have a #BlueWaveIn40Days
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We all need each other. Many of us get it, too many of us don’t.
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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RM1(SS) Squid™ 🇺🇸 🇨🇦· Crush Depth Test Dummy @bubblehead.lol · 24/09/2026
Look for Trumpists at all levels of state governments to try the same bullshit for the midterms.
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Dread Pirate Sex Badger @badgercult.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cuck.
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Got both flu and Covid vaccines today. Feel like ass right now but guess what? Tomorrow I’ll feel fine and now I won’t die from the flu or Covid 🤷🏼‍♂️ #science #getvaccinated #dontbestupid
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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leftynavyseal.bsky.social @leftynavyseal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NBC: Trump thinks appointing a federal judge means he owns them: Trump-appointed Fed judge Timothy Kelly is "disloyal" for issuing a 14 day TRO restraining Trump's WH ban on CNN, MSNow, and Politico.
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RM1(SS) Squid™ 🇺🇸 🇨🇦· Crush Depth Test Dummy @bubblehead.lol · 24/09/2026
Gee, now what would happen to any of us if we defied a court order? The same should happen to the WH staff - starting with Steven Cheung, who definitely needs to change his human skinjob. 30 days in jail should make him rethink his life choices.
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every time you hear “Free Palestine” you need to translate it by adding this: “because the Israeli Government is committing genocide agains the Palestinian people. This is not about Jews or being Jewish, this is about a Government committing war crimes and murdering innocents”
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GunnyJKJ @gunnyjkj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So Tim Tebow is full of shit too!
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Ted Lasso’s Mustache @macinewa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If we get a new Congress next they need to make sure the Smithsonian becomes an independent entity allowing no Executive co trip over its content.
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RM1(SS) Squid™ 🇺🇸 🇨🇦· Crush Depth Test Dummy @bubblehead.lol · 23/09/2026
At least it isn't a direct hit - for now. This year is a toss up on where hurricanes decide to go. Stay dry.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 23/09/2026
EIon Musk’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $984B Jeff Bezos’s Wealth 2009: $6B 2026: $370B Mark Zuckerberg’s Wealth 2009: $.6B 2026: $256B Federal Minimum Wage 2009: $7.25 2023: $7.25 Billionaire tax rate: 8.2% Worker tax rate: 13% Pay workers. Tax & Abolish Billionaires. Save our economy & country.
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Christen Rexing, PhD, MPH @christenrexing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I don’t have a single woman in my life who isn’t going through it at some level right now.
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