iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13m

I do not like them in my ranks I do not like them driving tanks

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 43m

Zohran Meowmdani would be a great name for a cat (HT @pui.bsky.social for that one)

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 25/09/2026

Paging @cabel.panic.com who has probably gotten so many pings already!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 24/09/2026

Whelp, that’s enough internet for today

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 24/09/2026

look, I like a little gadget as much as the next guy — maybe even more — but I have AI on my phone, AI on my watch, AI on my laptop, AI on my TV, AI on my smart speaker, AI on my car… like seriously when am I not near one of those AIs and I need _another_ one?

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 24/09/2026

Literally who is asking for this

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 23/09/2026

Wished a friend happy bi visibility day, and autocorrect changed "bi" to "birthday" without me noticing. MY AUTOCORRECT IS LITERALLY DOING BI ERASURE

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 18/09/2026

A Valediction: Forbidding Horning

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Man I fuckin love a good pun chain

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Ceviche Mode

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Notorious B.L.T.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Panic! At the Costco

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Limp Brisket

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

hey cap'n crunch, how about you 'accidentally' make an oops! all healthcare cereal

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026

PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 08/09/2026

It's hard to overstate how important Star Trek was to my life, both in terms of developing a creative habit as a child, and shaping my values and worldview.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 08/09/2026

While y'all are watching the Nathan Fielder documentary about Elizabeth Holmes, I'll be out here waiting for the documentary about the Amish handyman who moves to San Francisco and uses Claude to write his flyers and accepts crypto as payment

A satirical flyer taped to a black lamppost on a sunny sidewalk. Headline: "Noah Powers, Amish Handyman." It lists services including carpentry, fence repair, chair making, horse care, wagon repair, barn raising, and executive retreats. Below: "Handwritten estimates. No electricity. No engines. No shortcuts." Fine print reads "Stablecoins or seasoned lumber accepted. Rush jobs require four horses. Surge pricing during harvest. AI companies must bring their own extension cords." A QR code says "Book online." Bottom line: "Now serving Palo Alto." Tear-off tabs with QR codes hang from the bottom edge.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 02/09/2026

yall, you can just... do things

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 02/09/2026

GOD DAMN IT TERNUS ITS YOUR FIRST DAY

Screenshot of Apple Maps on my iPhone centered on “Lake America” nee Lake Ontario

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 26/08/2026

Something I didn't know until reading Discourse about Dolly (Was I too young? not paying attention? both?) is that she was the butt of a lot of jokes. I knew she joked about herself — like her tiny feet, forever shaded by her ample bosom — but not that it was to get out ahead of the disparagement.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 25/08/2026

If you want to know what “unc” means, I present to you Mayor Daniel Lurie try to explain Pokemon to San Franciscans — or perhaps San Francisco to Pokemon fans

Instagram Reel screenshot from @danielluriesf announcing the Pokémon World Championships 2026 in San Francisco, with the Ferry Building visible in the background and on-screen text reading "Pokémon World Championships in SF — Pokémon or both

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The Erasable Podcast @erasable.us · 23/08/2026

Hey, don't drag us into this

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 22/08/2026

In two different languages, even!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 21/08/2026

This is such a delightful book and would be a perfect beach or weekend read.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 21/08/2026

Anyone here using Wispr Flow? How are you mapping your activation key? I have mine mapped to the 🌐/fn key by default, but that's also the emoji picker key, and I want that back. Is there another key on your Mac that would be better?

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 20/08/2026

The CEO just applauded my wisecrack in the All Hands Zoom chat and... he really shouldn't have. That is like the biggest dopamine squirt into my brain and now I will be INSUFFERABLE.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 20/08/2026

Sam Altman is very, very far from the Everyman, but this is perhaps the most relatable thing about him.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 19/08/2026

I don’t even think I could name seis leches!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 19/08/2026

Finally! I’m getting called up

Screenshot of a spam email with the subject line "ILLUMINATI INVITE," sent from "COMISARIA DE FAMILIA CALL/" to iddy@hotmail.com, offering wealth, protection, fame, and a $1,550,000 gift in exchange for joining the "illuminati world elite empire," signed "Barriner Illuminati"

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/08/2026

Grateful, as always, to not be on Threads. Especially today, where I would otherwise be watching people litigate on whether that's an r or a z in the new Instagram logo.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 09/08/2026

I don’t care that much about soccer but BY GOD I will buy a hat from a sports franchise from my hometown. Especially when it looks as good as this from the @fortwaynefc.bsky.social. TWO hats, even.

Selfie of a man with clear-frame glasses and a short beard wearing a black dad cap with an orange gothic monogram embroidered on the front, over a plaid flannel shirt, with a full bookshelf visible behind him

The same man wearing a yellow version of the same dad cap with a black gothic monogram, looking down slightly with a slight smile, bookshelf and plant softly blurred in the background

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 03/08/2026

Maybe ONE MORE fancy Japanese notebook will fix me

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 24/07/2026

Sitting in a poolside cabana with my nieces at a hotel resort in Orlando, with a spicy marg and jimmy buffet playing It doesn’t get much more Florida than this

A margarita with a chili-salt rim is held up in the foreground at a poolside cabana. On the table behind it sit sunscreen, coffee cups, a soda can, and snack bags, including one for Strawberry Shortcake fruit gummies. A child sits at left eating a snack, and a teen at right takes a photo with a phone. Beyond the cabana, a resort pool area with blue umbrellas, lounge chairs, and palm trees stretches under a partly cloudy sky.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 22/07/2026

This definitely makes me want to Run for the Border.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 22/07/2026

Maybe I’ve never noticed it before, but my little neighborhood market has started selling large, grape-sized blueberries and I am here for them.

A ceramic bowl with a blue rim filled with freshly washed blueberries, water droplets still visible on their skins, sitting on a speckled gray countertop

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 22/07/2026

What even is the American Dream anymore? Get cancer and go bankrupt? Lose your job because your car broke down and there is no public transit?

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 17/07/2026

Has anyone here ever fabricated a custom watch dial of your own design? How/where did you get that done? There are options easily found on Google, but they don't seem to do exactly what I want (raised, enameled ticks and logomarks).

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 17/07/2026

Come on down to Taco Bell City Where the lettuce is green and it makes you all shitty

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💉Josh Rubin, MD @drsandman11.medsky.social · 17/07/2026

I have eaten the diarrhea lettuce that was in the crisper and which you were probably saving for tacos forgive me it was delicious hang on gotta run

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 14/07/2026

if you think about it, a crunchwrap is really just a taco dumpling

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 14/07/2026

Someone should invent a snack food like Uncrustables, but it has the crust still on it Call them… Crustables Better yet, just sell the outside part of the Crustables and make your own fillings It’ll be the biggest thing since sliced bread

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 09/07/2026

Best STAR TREK captain. Wrong answers only.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 08/07/2026

I have talked to the senator for 20 minutes on the phone about so many topics Forgive me, he was totally not dead so alive and so talkative

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