AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 4hThis is why you don’t select your next press secretary from Pic N’ Save. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 4hThis woman never missed a day of school and still got an F for attendance. 120
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 4hShe was one step away from “My perfect date is when it’s not too hot, but not too cold. I’d say April 15th.” 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 21hI hope they do this then AI tells them to chew bubble gum to combat lung cancer. 040
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 21hYeah, sure go campaign at 30% approval. You’d think Jon would recognize a sinking offense. 011
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 23hCounterpoint:static.klipy.comGlee's Brittany Pierce: 'Yes, They Are'ALT: Glee's Brittany Pierce: 'Yes, They Are' 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comWoman's 'Word Mother' GestureALT: Woman's 'Word Mother' Gesture 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026That Tuten run on 3rd when they blew it dead… at that point I was like ‘Oh the officials really are trying to revive Philadelphia in order for them to win.’ F everybody. F the officials. F the league. F the broadcast. F the birds. F those fans. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026We would like to thank Coach Sirianni for being the one thing that could help us overcome ourselves for the victory. - Jacksonville Jaguars #DUUUVAL 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026NFLN broadcast team is utter trash. Other than thatstatic.klipy.comLiam Coen's Surprised Reaction at Jaguars Press ConferenceALT: Liam Coen's Surprised Reaction at Jaguars Press Conference 030
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Cam has major little bro vibes. We can talk shit about our kicker, but no one else dare say a word about him. That’s our kicker.static.klipy.comTerrell Owens in SunglassesALT: Terrell Owens in Sunglasses 020
Reposted by AnDrEwMatt Lombardo @mattlombardo.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Sports Photo of the Year goes to Kirby Lee, IMAGN Images … 🏆 🏈 0285
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026static.klipy.comHarry Dunne's Diarrhea SceneALT: Harry Dunne's Diarrhea Scene 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I can only hope that this image means that Trump’s prostate is the size of Rhode Island. Sigh. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comChefs Kiss French ChefALT: Chefs Kiss French Chef 010
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comMc Hammer You Cant Touch ThisALT: Mc Hammer You Cant Touch This 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026It’s a shame his mother didn’t avail herself of the morning after pill. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026We gonna get that Early Bird Special Brawl. DO IT FOR CLARA PELLER! 👊 110
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I can hear my Jewish grandmother saying “That fakakta Collins is done.” 010
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why does Tom Emmer look like he engages in foreply with mayonnaise before he gets down and dirty with the toaster?static.klipy.comTeacher Asks 'Anyone?'ALT: Teacher Asks 'Anyone?' 000
Reposted by AnDrEwDefector @defector.com · 08/10/2026A blue wave won't mean shit if the chumps get their way: defector.com/a-blue-wave-...defector.comA Blue Wave Won’t Mean Shit If The Chumps Get Their Way | DefectorDrew Magary’s Thursday Afternoon NFL Dick Joke Jamboroo runs every Thursday at Defector during the NFL season. Got something you wanna contribute? Email the Roo. You can also read Drew over… 50634111
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comAlways Look on the Bright Side of LifeALT: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life 050
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Asshat can’t even spell “Tom” correctly. Don’t take people like that seriously. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Peter Jennings? or the ghost of Peter Jennings?* *if he’s dead that is, if not, welcome, Peter! 020
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If he wins, I will stop mocking the Mainer accent. Goin’ waaay up therre, huh? I’ll stop. I’ll stop. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026May Loop miss every FG from here on out. Screw the Ravens who meet with that sleaze. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Finally, something to bring me back to church. Praying for injuries to players who meet with 47. May Loop miss every FG from here on out. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026My man looks like the love child of Jim and that warm apple pie.static.klipy.comAmerican Pie Jim's Thoughtful LookALT: American Pie Jim's Thoughtful Look 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Concern abounds!static.klipy.comBatman IntensifiesALT: Batman Intensifies 010
Reposted by AnDrEwSeth Walder @sethwalder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The five best teams in football, according to ESPN's Football Power Index. Hello, Jaguars! 7284
Reposted by AnDrEwProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Get used to the possibility that the road to the Super Bowl will go through a stadium that has a capacity of 42,000 for 2026 due to ongoing renovations. 5365
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Jags make me prematurely gray. Me from 1st Q to 4th Q.static.klipy.comPerson Getting Old: Aging EffectALT: Person Getting Old: Aging Effect 020
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My man looks like something the whale would spit up if it swallowed him. 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comBully! Theodore Roosevelt by Joe WiegandALT: Bully! Theodore Roosevelt by Joe Wiegand 010
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every time DG makes a play 😂static.klipy.comJoe Dirt Smoking a CigaretteALT: Joe Dirt Smoking a Cigarette 010
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026All Hail King Cheeks!static.klipy.comAlbertagarbage: Hail to the King, Baby MemeALT: Albertagarbage: Hail to the King, Baby Meme 000
AnDrEw @annndy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Size. Hands. Power. ✅ ✅ ✅static.klipy.comBorat: He Got ThisALT: Borat: He Got This 000