lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Revive Chess the Musical but replace the existing book with the plot of Sally Rooney's Intermezzo. Is this anything. 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 20/08/2025The episode of Frasier where he tries to teach a tech billionaire how to be a sensitive aesthete only for said billionaire to just straight up copy his clothes, furniture, and taste with no original thought involved was oddly prescient 030
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 16/07/2025This issue's prose pieces feature a time traveling shark, a young boy's diary, a wedding at the edge of a bog, a frozen Wisconsin winter, and the taste of blackberries. I hope you'll step inside <3 053
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 28/06/2025“Let people enjoy things” and I’m talking about Tetsuo the Iron Man 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 26/06/2025People who post things like “This year’s annual meeting was truly phenomenal!” on LinkedIn might as well be from another planet than me 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Everyone who says something fucked up online should have to explain it to a pissed off Minnesotan woman as penance 030
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 07/06/2025If you hate Linda from Phineas and Ferb you are deeply infected with misogyny. I am dead serious about this. 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Jimmy McGill would have loved the television show Crazy Ex Girlfriend 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I was born in the right generation because I love millennial cringe. You go girl sing that song about your dog! Post it on tiktok! 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Game Changer bts talking about how they had to go through a whole process and send a summary of the episode before they could license Kiss From A Rose…as a Yellowjackets fan I Think I Know Why 100
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Wish what happened to Andor had happened to Yellowjackets tbh 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025That being said imagine how good the final Syril/Cassian confrontation would have been after three seasons of Valjean and Javert shit 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Andor knocked the Syril/Dedra relationship out of the park in the limited space they had. I 100% bought it. 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Got chills when the Ghorman senator yelled “tomorrow it’ll be your planets” in front of Bail Organa 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 01/05/2025My one gripe with Andor is that these guys are shit at disguises. I need to sit Luthen down and make him watch a couple episodes of the Americans 100
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 01/05/2025The way Andor clearly wanted to to a Kleya standalone episode but didn’t have time…Justice for my show 030
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 30/04/2025AHSOKA: remember Thrawn, from the Star Wars books? Well, guess what :) ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :) 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I’m so angry we aren’t getting five seasons of Andor 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 13/04/2025They need to be in a support group together 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 11/04/2025My bisexuality whenever I watch an episode of Breaking Badmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie stands behind a podium with the words i 've been here the whole time behind himALT: a man in a suit and tie stands behind a podium with the words i 've been here the whole time behind him 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 03/04/2025This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do NOT trust her. She is a fugly slut! 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Meet Shauna Shipman, the new interim president of Columbia University 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Honey did not like the severance finale. She says, I have verve and wiles. Is Lumon going to come get me? 020
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 14/03/2025“If we’re really so different from the outies how come we couldn’t tell when you were gone?” We all knew Helly!!! We all knew it wasn’t you!! 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Would love to see Emilia Perez from her point of view like imagine your abusive husband dies you have a lesbian awakening and then it turns out your gf actually killed your abusive husband then transitioned and and faked her own death??? 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Melissa’s arc made me realize that if I’d been on that plane I would have immediately reenacted the plot of the favourite with tai and van 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/03/2025If I wrote for Girls5Eva I’d make Paula Pell say “I’m filming an audition tape for a Yellowjackets-themed reality dating show where lesbians are released into the woods to hunt for love” 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Honestly I love Melissa I feel like finding the most powerful Yellowjacket and trying to become her evil vizier is a great survival strategy in this situation 110
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Misty’s like “why would I kill Lottie and then have a meeting about it?” Girl you probably killed her because you wanted to hang out! You’ve done a bunch of crimes because you wanted to hang out! 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Kind of weird how little we’ve seen of the outside world this season of Severance. Like did everyone just accept Helena’s notes app apology?? 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Nothing but respect for MY best editor #oscars 011
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Zoe Saldana is crying because she’s just so grateful she got to do a movie without wearing full body paint #oscars 0220
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Me at the Misty Quigley defenders brunch listening to my friend explain why her destroying the black box probably didn’t matter and the Yellowjackets wouldn’t have been rescued anywaymedia.tenor.coma woman in a denim jacket is sitting at a table and says i 'm listeningALT: a woman in a denim jacket is sitting at a table and says i 'm listening 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 01/03/2025The next season of the White Lotus should be an adaptation of the Aruba vacation episode of Normal Gossip starring Parker Posey as Dot, grandma’s best friend 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Going to need someone to watch me for signs of distress and verbally encourage me not to kill myself after last night’s episode #severance 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Much more likely to be the subject of a podcast episode about weird and mostly forgotten chapters of history I feel like 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Carrie Coon I’m so happy you get to do soapy hbo dramas now but have you ever considered doing regional theater again. Perhaps in Minnesota 000
Reposted by lesbian niles craneMajor @majorarschloch.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Some of you haven't heard the Ballad of Loca the Pug and it shows 69018
Reposted by lesbian niles craneBring Me The News @bringmethenews.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Minneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatenedbringmethenews.comMinneapolis theater group doubles down on DEI initiatives as federal funding is threatenedThe theater organization says it recently received orders from the National Endowment for the Arts to stop promoting diversity, equity, and inclusion or be denied federal funding. 301277281
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Romance is real in case you all were wondering 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 09/02/2025The Eagans had better start running once Helly finds out what Helena did to Mark. Like you people thought she was pissed before?? 000
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 06/02/2025People kept comparing Mon Mothma to Nancy Pelosi when Andor was airing and now that I’m watching, unless Nancy was secretly funneling that insider trading money to her local Food Not Bombs the comparison feels pretty harsh 100
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 31/01/2025The Severance camera operators are the GOAT 010
lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 25/01/2025So so excited this piece found the perfect home 020