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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

Revive Chess the Musical but replace the existing book with the plot of Sally Rooney's Intermezzo. Is this anything.

lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

The episode of Frasier where he tries to teach a tech billionaire how to be a sensitive aesthete only for said billionaire to just straight up copy his clothes, furniture, and taste with no original thought involved was oddly prescient

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

I’m bi and this is true, Bolg erasure is a serious problem in our community

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

This issue's prose pieces feature a time traveling shark, a young boy's diary, a wedding at the edge of a bog, a frozen Wisconsin winter, and the taste of blackberries. I hope you'll step inside <3

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

“Let people enjoy things” and I’m talking about Tetsuo the Iron Man

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

People who post things like “This year’s annual meeting was truly phenomenal!” on LinkedIn might as well be from another planet than me

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Everyone who says something fucked up online should have to explain it to a pissed off Minnesotan woman as penance

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

If you hate Linda from Phineas and Ferb you are deeply infected with misogyny. I am dead serious about this.

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 31/05/2025

Jimmy McGill would have loved the television show Crazy Ex Girlfriend

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

I was born in the right generation because I love millennial cringe. You go girl sing that song about your dog! Post it on tiktok!

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Also what’s his son Pedro supposed to do about it

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

The other also very funny option is that the yj team also had to send a summary of the episode and Seal’s team okayed it knowing what would happen right after…but were still like “I don’t know I think whatever’s happening on this internet sketch comedy show might be too edgy”

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Game Changer bts talking about how they had to go through a whole process and send a summary of the episode before they could license Kiss From A Rose…as a Yellowjackets fan I Think I Know Why

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Wish what happened to Andor had happened to Yellowjackets tbh

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

That being said imagine how good the final Syril/Cassian confrontation would have been after three seasons of Valjean and Javert shit

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Andor knocked the Syril/Dedra relationship out of the park in the limited space they had. I 100% bought it.

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Got chills when the Ghorman senator yelled “tomorrow it’ll be your planets” in front of Bail Organa

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

They make such a big deal about who has seen whose face, buddy invest in a wig and a prosthetic nose!!

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

My one gripe with Andor is that these guys are shit at disguises. I need to sit Luthen down and make him watch a couple episodes of the Americans

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

The way Andor clearly wanted to to a Kleya standalone episode but didn’t have time…Justice for my show

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

AHSOKA: remember Thrawn, from the Star Wars books? Well, guess what :) ANDOR: remember Hitler, from reality? Well, guess what :)

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

I’m so angry we aren’t getting five seasons of Andor

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

They need to be in a support group together

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I hope we get to the part where hold an auction for the presidency soon

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

This girl is the nastiest skank bitch I’ve ever met. Do NOT trust her. She is a fugly slut!

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Meet Shauna Shipman, the new interim president of Columbia University

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

Honey did not like the severance finale. She says, I have verve and wiles. Is Lumon going to come get me?

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

“If we’re really so different from the outies how come we couldn’t tell when you were gone?” We all knew Helly!!! We all knew it wasn’t you!!

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Would love to see Emilia Perez from her point of view like imagine your abusive husband dies you have a lesbian awakening and then it turns out your gf actually killed your abusive husband then transitioned and and faked her own death???

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

Melissa’s arc made me realize that if I’d been on that plane I would have immediately reenacted the plot of the favourite with tai and van

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

If I wrote for Girls5Eva I’d make Paula Pell say “I’m filming an audition tape for a Yellowjackets-themed reality dating show where lesbians are released into the woods to hunt for love”

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Slash queen consort a la the favorite

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Honestly I love Melissa I feel like finding the most powerful Yellowjacket and trying to become her evil vizier is a great survival strategy in this situation

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 08/03/2025

Misty’s like “why would I kill Lottie and then have a meeting about it?” Girl you probably killed her because you wanted to hang out! You’ve done a bunch of crimes because you wanted to hang out!

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

Kind of weird how little we’ve seen of the outside world this season of Severance. Like did everyone just accept Helena’s notes app apology??

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

Zoe Saldana is crying because she’s just so grateful she got to do a movie without wearing full body paint #oscars

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Me at the Misty Quigley defenders brunch listening to my friend explain why her destroying the black box probably didn’t matter and the Yellowjackets wouldn’t have been rescued anyway

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a woman in a denim jacket is sitting at a table and says i 'm listening

ALT: a woman in a denim jacket is sitting at a table and says i 'm listening

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

The next season of the White Lotus should be an adaptation of the Aruba vacation episode of Normal Gossip starring Parker Posey as Dot, grandma’s best friend

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Going to need someone to watch me for signs of distress and verbally encourage me not to kill myself after last night’s episode #severance

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lesbian niles crane @annieschoonover.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Wrinkles is a wonderful name for a pug

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