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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All the books I have out from the library right now are on opposite ends of the emotional spectrum, like, do I read an oral history of Chernobyl or a beachy romance novel? A WWI history or a showbiz romance novel? Historical fiction set during WWII or an intense fantasy drama?
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Well. That sure was a very Eagles say to lose.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
good morning, go birds, but also why the hell is this game at 9:30am because surely they could have started at 6pm London time and given us a 1:00 game?
Picture of a coffee mug in Philadelphia Eagles green. In white block letters it says “WE DON’T CARE”
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Green Was My Valley of the Dolls
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Why’d you hurt her too? Apollo dives [or “dies”] for her” does it make sense? eh, I just figured it meant the girl was so amazing that even a Greek god would do anything for her
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the Night on Bald Mountain sequence from Fantasia
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it’s my fault, I didn’t post my eagles coffee mug this morning
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
❤️😭❤️😭
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
had a dream a couple of nights ago that my uncle had died, so I emailed him tonight to check in, because I’m of an age where that’s a thing I feel the need to do apparently (and/or because he’s of an age to need checking on, which is also true, alas)
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just watched the latest Ted Lasso episode and I am not okay
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Ghost Puritan Gräfin Freudenberg🗽🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @grafinfreudenberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Leopardy!" where if you get the answers wrong you are eaten by leopards.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Caterer 1: V means vegetarian; VG means vegan Caterer 2: V means vegetarian; VV means vegan Caterer 3: V means vegan; VG means vegetarian I am begging you, please for the love of god standardize this
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
somebody on reddit is insisting that the majority of Americans have the Mary/marry/merry merger and that only a few scant individuals will pronounce a certain name differently, and, I’m not downvoting ALL of that person’s comments, but I’m downvoting the ones that are objectively wrong
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My dog’s pet insurance incorrectly categorized a titer check as giving vaccines (to be fair, the invoice did say “VACCINE PANEL”) - fingers crossed that reaching out to them to correct it means that, at worst, I only lose the $20 they reimbursed and they don’t reevaluate the rest of the claim
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well, as my fiancé said, the eagles just sucked today.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
quick question: did the entire defense forget how to do foootball or what
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holy fuck my fucking blood pressure
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@crickwooder.bsky.social fuck this fucking bullshit
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(laughs in academic admin)
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Patron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tell me you don't know what an administrative assistant does AT ALL without telling me you don't know.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy go birds day to all who celebrate
Photo of a coffee mug on a granite counter. The mug is Philadelphia Eagles’ green and says in white letters “NO ONE LIKES US”
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Yet who would have thought the old man had so much fucking blood in him?”
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The funniest outcome today would be that the Phillies lose and the Diamondbacks also lose, and the Phillies fall headfirst into the playoffs like an intoxicated teenager passing out in the bushes, and they start a playoff series with the support of a fully irate fan base.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh my god 😂
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
b a b y
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I realize my dog needs to “use the bathroom” or whatever, but has he considered that it’s gross and raining and I haven’t finished my coffee yet
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1) yeah we just called this “Hey Day” and pretended it wasn’t hazing, although, 2) @rnrkd.bsky.social I was splattered with what was probably jarred pasta sauce, which I think counts as a liquid vs. a condiment in this context
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
a belated update: it did not specify whose creative project would flourish on Wednesday, so I hope it was one of yours
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“At the Feet of the Sun,” Victoria Goddard
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tfw when you google something very specific and the first result is your own post on reddit asking the same question two years ago 😂
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Got this fortune last night - I’ll let you know how today goes!
Fortune cookie slip that says “A creative project will flourish this Wednesday.”
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@ohwellokay.bsky.social I just want you to know that I will always think of you when I find a fruit fly in my drink
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Bittersweet 😍😳💀 @bitters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Timeline cleanse - the mistake waltz from the concert by Jerome Robbins youtu.be/o0axUoy4wbQ?...
youtu.be
Jerome Robbins' The Concert - Mistake Waltz long excerpt (Pacific Northwest Ballet)
YouTube video by Pacific Northwest Ballet
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
r/brandnewsentence
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Man texting with a very large font size: “I am at an Eagles bar in Philadelphia. It is very loud. I will never understand all the yelling and screaming.” shortly thereafter it got louder and screamier and he turned around and looked pointedly at me, so I screamed even louder the next time #gobirds
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
go birds
Coffee mug in Philadelphia Eagles green, with white block letters that say “WE DON’T CARE”
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
was trying to figure out why I wasn’t able to hit the notes on the song I did at karaoke tonight, and I just realized it’s because when I practiced I automatically adjusted the key to my range - and the karaoke track, of course, was in the original key
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 15/09/2026
New favourite example of structural ambiguity
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
well I knew my oven heated unevenly but I think I just discovered which side heats the most lol
A rectangular pizza on an oven rack. The pizza is cooked but the right third and especially upper right corner are much darker than the rest of it.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
it sure does!
A lit jar candle with a label that says “SMELLS LIKE AN EAGLES WIN.”
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
good morning, go birds
Picture of a coffee mug. The mug is the dark green of the Philadelphia Eagles uniforms. On the mug it says “NO ONE LIKES US” in white letters.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
if there hasn’t been a Elm Creek Quilters novel with a quilt like this yet then I suspect there’s going to be 😂
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
please enjoy this photo of my dog that just showed up on my photo memories, it’s hard to believe he was ever that small
photo of a four-month-old puppy in the ‘sit’ position. His ears are floppy and are almost as big as his head. He is staring at the camera quizzically with very big serious eyes.
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
petition for companies that make chicken sausage to NOT use pork casings :(
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m sure these are not related but at the same time I very much want them to be related
Two Bluesky posts, appearing next to each other on my feed. 

First post, by Rosemary Q:
I really enjoyed Strangers, but, geez, her description of summer 2020 on Martha's Vineyard reminds me that rich people had very different pandemics than the rest of US.

Second post, by emergency beefcast system:
MURDER CAVE
MURDER CAVE
MURDER CAVE
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Got a solid eight hours of sleep last night, so naturally tonight I’m still awake at almost 2am 🙃
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
me: ballet class has been going so well, I wonder if I can still do this move I haven’t done in 25 years …anyway, I’m glad I typically have a knee brace handy
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Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
forever mood
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