Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 12/10/2026All the books I have out from the library right now are on opposite ends of the emotional spectrum, like, do I read an oral history of Chernobyl or a beachy romance novel? A WWI history or a showbiz romance novel? Historical fiction set during WWII or an intense fantasy drama? 250
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 11/10/2026good morning, go birds, but also why the hell is this game at 9:30am because surely they could have started at 6pm London time and given us a 1:00 game? 000
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“Why’d you hurt her too? Apollo dives [or “dies”] for her” does it make sense? eh, I just figured it meant the girl was so amazing that even a Greek god would do anything for her 211
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 04/10/2026it’s my fault, I didn’t post my eagles coffee mug this morning 010
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 03/10/2026had a dream a couple of nights ago that my uncle had died, so I emailed him tonight to check in, because I’m of an age where that’s a thing I feel the need to do apparently (and/or because he’s of an age to need checking on, which is also true, alas) 050
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just watched the latest Ted Lasso episode and I am not okay 130
Reposted by Anne-CaraGhost Puritan Gräfin Freudenberg🗽🇺🇦🏳️🌈 @grafinfreudenberg.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"Leopardy!" where if you get the answers wrong you are eaten by leopards. 081
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Caterer 1: V means vegetarian; VG means vegan Caterer 2: V means vegetarian; VV means vegan Caterer 3: V means vegan; VG means vegetarian I am begging you, please for the love of god standardize this 090
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026somebody on reddit is insisting that the majority of Americans have the Mary/marry/merry merger and that only a few scant individuals will pronounce a certain name differently, and, I’m not downvoting ALL of that person’s comments, but I’m downvoting the ones that are objectively wrong 120
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My dog’s pet insurance incorrectly categorized a titer check as giving vaccines (to be fair, the invoice did say “VACCINE PANEL”) - fingers crossed that reaching out to them to correct it means that, at worst, I only lose the $20 they reimbursed and they don’t reevaluate the rest of the claim 010
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026well, as my fiancé said, the eagles just sucked today. 100
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026quick question: did the entire defense forget how to do foootball or what 000
Reposted by Anne-CaraArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 295067759
Reposted by Anne-CaraPatron saint of knife-sharpeners & librarians @daisyrazor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tell me you don't know what an administrative assistant does AT ALL without telling me you don't know. 2222
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Yet who would have thought the old man had so much fucking blood in him?” 040
Reposted by Anne-CaraLinda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The funniest outcome today would be that the Phillies lose and the Diamondbacks also lose, and the Phillies fall headfirst into the playoffs like an intoxicated teenager passing out in the bushes, and they start a playoff series with the support of a fully irate fan base. 713816
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I realize my dog needs to “use the bathroom” or whatever, but has he considered that it’s gross and raining and I haven’t finished my coffee yet 030
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/20261) yeah we just called this “Hey Day” and pretended it wasn’t hazing, although, 2) @rnrkd.bsky.social I was splattered with what was probably jarred pasta sauce, which I think counts as a liquid vs. a condiment in this context 000
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a belated update: it did not specify whose creative project would flourish on Wednesday, so I hope it was one of yours 020
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 24/09/2026tfw when you google something very specific and the first result is your own post on reddit asking the same question two years ago 😂 2110
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Got this fortune last night - I’ll let you know how today goes! 090
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 22/09/2026@ohwellokay.bsky.social I just want you to know that I will always think of you when I find a fruit fly in my drink 140
Reposted by Anne-CaraBittersweet 😍😳💀 @bitters.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Timeline cleanse - the mistake waltz from the concert by Jerome Robbins youtu.be/o0axUoy4wbQ?...youtu.beJerome Robbins' The Concert - Mistake Waltz long excerpt (Pacific Northwest Ballet)YouTube video by Pacific Northwest Ballet 161
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Man texting with a very large font size: “I am at an Eagles bar in Philadelphia. It is very loud. I will never understand all the yelling and screaming.” shortly thereafter it got louder and screamier and he turned around and looked pointedly at me, so I screamed even louder the next time #gobirds 041
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 18/09/2026was trying to figure out why I wasn’t able to hit the notes on the song I did at karaoke tonight, and I just realized it’s because when I practiced I automatically adjusted the key to my range - and the karaoke track, of course, was in the original key 220
Reposted by Anne-CaraGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 15/09/2026New favourite example of structural ambiguity 15680120
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 15/09/2026well I knew my oven heated unevenly but I think I just discovered which side heats the most lol 080
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 07/09/2026if there hasn’t been a Elm Creek Quilters novel with a quilt like this yet then I suspect there’s going to be 😂 1100
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 07/09/2026please enjoy this photo of my dog that just showed up on my photo memories, it’s hard to believe he was ever that small 65238292
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 06/09/2026petition for companies that make chicken sausage to NOT use pork casings :( 140
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m sure these are not related but at the same time I very much want them to be related 2110
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Got a solid eight hours of sleep last night, so naturally tonight I’m still awake at almost 2am 🙃 020
Anne-Cara @annecara.bsky.social · 05/09/2026me: ballet class has been going so well, I wonder if I can still do this move I haven’t done in 25 years …anyway, I’m glad I typically have a knee brace handy 1100