Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Aging is having a head cold and looking in the mirror and saying “Ugh, I look like shit” Then you fully recover from the cold and look in the mirror and say “Wait…” 050
Reposted by Ankur PandyaJeremy Labrecque @jeremylabrecque.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When I was a PhD student, I thought the most challenging thing in epi was how to answer a question. Now, figuring out what question people are trying ask is the most challenging part of my work. 2254
Reposted by Ankur PandyaMark Peifer (He, him) @peiferlabunc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Today's winning Biology All email--in fact this is a contender for best this year 36866184
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 07/09/2026In the earliest days of simulation modeling, to improve the stability of their results, researchers would good into the streets and just ask people to pick a number between 1 and 1000, also known as using Commoner Random Numbers 020
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Pumpkin spice is on the causal pathway to Mariah Carey, so I wouldn’t control for it 120
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Heads up this is **not** a place to get 500 grams of eggs 140
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Been getting a lot of “thinking of you during this difficult time” messages and it’s like damn just how often do I mention my love of Taco Bell 050
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 11/07/2026#DidYouKnow that Usher has a private bathroom at the Bergen airport 020
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 20/06/2026May we all show as much grace when international soccer superstars are delaying our room service order of Michelob ultras 090
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma bald man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a baseball bat in front of a chain link fence .ALT: a bald man in a blue shirt and tie is holding a baseball bat in front of a chain link fence . 020
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 19/04/2026And good luck affording Mario movies at that point. I’m surprised more people don’t think this through vis-a-vis Mario 130
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The *privilege* to watch Mario movies is why we strive for tenure 151
Reposted by Ankur PandyaRafe Meager (they/them) @economeager.bsky.social · 06/04/2026bayesian hierarchical model 520720
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Only 57 citations of DJ PASTA??? shame on all of us 590
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Ty for posting this I know a lot of people are thinking this but too scared to say anything rn 040
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Happy ‘Only Substantive Emails Are From Your International Colleagues’ Day to those who celebrate 051
Reposted by Ankur PandyaCenter for Health Decision Science (CHDS) @ctrdecisionscience.bsky.social · 10/02/2026CHDS's @ankurfactorial.bsky.social and colleagues @jinyizhu.bsky.social , Andrea Luviano, Lyndon James & George Goshua, propose a method to account for unknown equity weight values into distributional cost-effectiveness analysis: “threshold inequality aversion parameters.” tinyurl.com/53ckz8k6 021
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 13/01/2026We’ve had our meeting, yes. But what about follow-up on that meeting? 050
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Bonus points for reminding me of the best line delivery of 2025: youtu.be/jePMAG80wBY?...youtu.beLiam Neeson loves Fergie and The Black Eyed PeasYouTube video by Gickels McDoogle 010
Reposted by Ankur Pandyabageltechno, CMfgA, CMCA, D.C., MBA, FOF, SaaS,, @bageltechno.bsky.social · 28/12/2025my demands are simple, mr. bond 44485569
Reposted by Ankur PandyaAdrianna McIntyre @adrianna.bsky.social · 28/12/2025this feels like the premise of a small-town-christmas hallmark movie plot 2112
Reposted by Ankur PandyaHarvard Health Policy and Management @harvardhpm.bsky.social · 22/12/2025🎥 New video spotlighting the mission and impact of the Department of Health Policy and Management at @hsph.harvard.edu. ▶️ Watch, share, and learn more about what drives HPM! #HealthPolicy #PublicHealth #HPM #HealthEquity #Storytellingyoutube.comDepartment of Health Policy and Management, Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public HealthYouTube video by Harvard HPM 164
Reposted by Ankur PandyaLaura Eek!! Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Stay safe out there y'all 1856781649
Reposted by Ankur PandyaSickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16/12/2025Phil we need you to do one last job. Ok I’m in. This time it’s personal…. healthcare. 317211
Reposted by Ankur PandyaAdrianna McIntyre @adrianna.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The Yale crew is awesome and doing incredibly innovative things in the Medicaid and SNAP space. If you're interested in health policy and a predoc, run, do not walk, to apply for this! 03016
Reposted by Ankur PandyaMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 05/12/2025STORE: Thank you for your order! STORE: We are preparing your order! STORE: We put your order in a box! STORE: Look who has a mailing label! STORE: Your order has been shipped! STORE: Your order is in your city! STORE: Your order is nearby! STORE: Your order sees you. STORE: Turn around. 572325404
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 26/11/2025“I just can’t wait to sleep in my own bed again.” -me, 5 minutes after getting up from my own bed 191
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Wife calls play-action passes “fake-outs” and honestly we all should 030
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Can’t even get “asdfg” spelled correctly… embarrassing 🙄 000
Ankur Pandya @ankurfactorial.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I always wear “Sport” fragrances before playing sports 100
Reposted by Ankur PandyaAdam Sacarny @asacarny.bsky.social · 03/11/2025HP OfficeJet 3550 regrets to inform you that your document was not selected for printing. Unfortunately, the number of jobs submitted far exceeded the paper in the paper tray. If you would like to print, we encourage you to submit another job in the future. 173
