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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦

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Making Vatniks, Tankies, Libertarians, Fash, Qanon and Blueanon look silly Lulu, my blind Shar Pei sharing her adventures: bsky.app/profile/blindlybrave.bsky.… Signal: Robin_Eriksson.01

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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“They want to... Abolish the Electoral College” And how would removing an undemocratic, archaic system that gives conserva... Ooh... Right, it's Fetterman.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't watch Trump's hyper-biased news for ultra-partisan reporting. To stay informed on the facts, watch our hyper-biased news for ultra-partisan reporting. Is not the way to do this if you want to be taken seriously by people with above-room-temperature IQ h/t @winkiedoo.bsky.social
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Flynn is suing me. Please donate.” - Stewartson, 2023-2026 “Patel is suing me. Please donate.” - Stewartson, 2023-2026 “Flynn made me cry. I am suing him. Please donate.” - Stewartson, 2026-? To Stewartson, intentionally getting embroiled in lawsuits is the grift that keeps on giving.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When foreign propagandists praise SD for protecting the traditional white Swedish family, they praise the party that had this sung on stage at its main election event. "Flash your tits" "Daddy gets booze for my little girl, you scream when I slide it in" "I want to suck cock"
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"We're the best credit in the world" The credit agencies disagree. S&P AA+ Moody's Aa1 Fitch AA+ DBRS AAA The United States lost its triple-A status 5 months into Trump's second term and now ranks in the 12-15 range globally. www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/world-credit...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here in Europe, we urge him to fuck off, preferably with a flight path crossing the Bermuda Triangle.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.“ -Arthur C. Clarke For this 9/11 truther, that is true for technology patented in 1888. Behold the magic mechanism of holding a frame in place for a shutter to expose, forward the next frame to... archive.org/details/le-p...
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think it is safe to say that when someone is a behavioral deviation in a random group of 341 people, as Jackie Singh is here, some form of pathology is at play.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are few things lower than using the grief of someone who has lost a beloved sibling to chase clout and farm for engagement. That Jackie Singh is doing exactly that is disappointing, but far from surprising. She has no bottom to what she will do for clicks. bsky.app/profile/ankh...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Natalie Harp will have hard work ahead of her tonight, soothing Temu Hitler's fragile ego in Dublin. Trump Truth Social Forecast: Shitstorm of super-buff Trump, AI images and videos declaring his superhuman greatness, wisdom, and leadership.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am officially declaring this a Christian potato. Is it Christian now?
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Brianna We being awful to other transwomen, Episode #2482. Brianna sees a transwoman with feminine hip to waist ratio: “Testosterone raped you.”
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Doug Lucas @douglaslucas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reality Winner's disclosure of Kremlin cyberattacks on U.S. #vote infrastructure led to no sanctions or arrests (except her). But as MJ says, U.S. Treasury in '24 sanctioned a Russian think tank for helping the Russian military subvert U.S. elections: home.treasury.gov/news/press-r... It's doable.
FBI wanted poster for a Kremlin military intelligence soldier sought for the cyberattacks against the U.S.Reality Winner swinging from a tree.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Orange. Of course. 😭😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A *lot* WEIRDER! www.youtube.com/shorts/t5q0Y...
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The duct-taped plane passenger story just got WEIRDER!
YouTube video by Friendly Atheist
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remembering years ago when I read an article by a Christian fundamentalist and dog psychologist in which she claimed that dogs do not dream, but that their dream barks and movements were some sort of muscular movement practice residual from puppyhood. What a dumb bitch.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is that the face of a liar? I think not!
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sweetness overload.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As things are getting more expensive for Americans, the US government is using tax dollars to promote xenophobia with a vibe coded Tetris clone. And, even that they fucked up, a 38-year-old game mechanism. 💀 Wait for it.
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ꀭeͤ✞ꌚe͎n̆̈ 𝕊⊍תּḋᥑy҉҉ @jetsensunday.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Warning to women wearing makeup, please refrain from seducing this man!
A 50-ish bejowled bearded balding man with puckered butthole lips, his glasses are askew along with the rest of his face, looks like Hasbro released a Mr Potato Head that was banned from being within 500 meters of any school.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good thing that hell isn't real, I'd definitely go there if it was. 🔉
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Those sounds and wriggles. 😂 #DogsOfBluesky
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Poor Lulu, she just learned the hard way that sniffing a puddle too hard and too close can be an unpleasant experience. Unfortunately I did not have my mobile with me to capture the resulting snoot-geyser. #DogsOfBluesky
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the video referenced below, it was filmed in 2012, the same year as Andrew Tate recruited her She turned 15 in 2012.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We also learn from this article that men paid the Tate's a total of $1.25 million to watch CSAM. And that is what they made from *one* victim of their CSAM/sex trafficking operation. In a separate indictment, he is accused of engaging in sexual acts with another 15-year-old, believed to be Vivian.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Heartbreaking article from Romania about how Andrew and Tristan Tate exploited a minor and physically abused her on camera at the request of clients. Note: "FATHER" is a Google Translate error, and should read "TATE." www-gandul-ro.translate.goog/justitie/ste...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Conservative woman objects to a leopard eating her face; the leopard eats her face again.

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Women ruined government.
Women ruined politics.
Women ruined elections.
Women ruined the justice system. Women ruined the workplace.
Women ruined traffic.
Women ruined media.
Women ruined sports.
Women ruined lives.
Women ruined women.
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Ummmm, hold up, liberal women ruined it, not conservative women!
What is with this over arching broad brush blaming? Don't be a dick!
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Microsoft legal team must be thrilled with the White House using Microsoft intellectual property to promote vibe coded games with descriptions such as "Protect the border against the coming hordes" and Border patrol along the Rio Grande"
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*sigh*
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/09/2026
Pant-shitter Caitlin Bennett doesn't believe healthcare is a basic human right. Bless this woman for eating her alive.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Lake America coming to Apple Maps in 5, 4, 3...
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm sure NBC will respond appropriately by either paying Trump $16 million or, at a minimum, buying a table at the next fancy dinner honoring him.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why is Natalie Harp such a weirdo and so close to Trump? Normal people: She was indoctrinated from birth into the values and beliefs she hold, spent time as a host on OAN praising Trump, suffers from psychological issues, and feeds Trump's ego 24/7. Steven Hassan: She was hypnotized by a Russia.
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Who is Natalie Harp, and how can she have such an incredibly close relationship with Donald Trump?

Natalie is a 35-year-old woman who looks a lot like  Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka, and she has an incredibly close, sycophantic relationship with him.

She grew up in a very extreme Christian-oriented background, with connections to Falwell and Liberty University. She was involved with extreme right-wing television before becoming Trump’s constant companion.

She has been involved WITHOUT a security clearance for well over a year and travels with the president. She apparently went with him when he snuck onto a different plane instead of Air Force One, she hardly sleeps, and has been referred to as the “human printer.” She constantly gushes over Trump. feeding him only positive stories, which are often lies.

And I worry a lot because who is this woman?

Could she be a foreign asset for Russia, China, or Iran? How easy would it have been to co-opt her, possibly hypnotize her, and instruct her to keep feeding Trump disinformation?

Her job seems to be to only tell him 'happy and positive' things, which is mostly disinformation. Then he goes and gives talks about how everyone loves him, how inflation is coming down, how they’re winning the war in Iran, and how his poll numbers have never been better. It’s totally BS!!

He needs this narcissistic supply because things are not going well at all. And like many malignant narcissists, he’s losing it!

This is not okay! In the past, Presidents have had people who are trustworthy, who tell them the truth, who can talk back to them and criticize ideas.

But this situation is just chaos.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 30/08/2026
Kash Patel fucks goats confirmed.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Love him, hate him, or be indifferent, but you cannot deny that Hunter Biden is doing some epic takedowns of people attacking him and his family on social media.
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Veterans For Responsible Leadership @vetsforrl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This would be more realistic if the geese with the Trump hair were carrying their bone spurs draft deferment cards instead of rifles.
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tim dewey @tjdfotographist.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Western Civilization™ isn’t worth saving. You can’t even say it “had a good run,” tbh.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The future you are looking at if you do not rein in your mad king before it is too late.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Trump just posted this insanity, which makes me wonder if he heard that some Canadians have started calling Canadian Geese Donald Ducks, but didn't hear that it is because they are obnoxiously loud and shit everywhere.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The moment someone says "do your own research," back away slowly; this is the kind of intellect you are dealing with, one that is well past logic, reason, and even the most basic of common sense, and will only believe that which confirms their biases.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Good thing I had just swallowed my drink at "If you turn it this way," my monitor and desk would have been a mess if I hadn't.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is the story of Kelly Yu, co-owner of Kawaii Sushi & Asian Cuisine, who spent months in a notorious ICE concentration camp: phoenixnewtimes.com/news/ice-thr...
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Why is America so afraid of Kelly Yu?
ICE held a West Valley restaurateur in a hellhole for most of 2025. And they could return at any time.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Don't believe the lies, all Americans are welcome in Canada. 😂😂😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Funny" because it is true. Glad to be a commie European.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
😂😂😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
With the 12TB leak from Andrew Tate's War Room, we might be one step closer to understanding how the famous (LLC-owned) Bugatti and other luxury cars came into Tate's possession. Blackmail.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This raises questions about what Milo did in the back of the ICE thug-mobile. 😂
MILO 41, @Nero • 7/13/25 What is the etiquette if you are going about your business and find yourself observing an ICE raid? I want to show a little respect and decency. Are you allowed to masturbate where you stand, in the street, or should you find some kind of awning or motor vehicle?
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🇺🇦❗️Zelensky: Ukraine will launch 1,000+ drones per day on Russia. I've set that goal. Currently, we launch an average of 300+ drones. Russia, for the first time in history, imports gasoline and spends budget funds actually supporting oil companies. And there will be more such losses for them…
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