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Making Vatniks, Tankies, Libertarians, Fash, Qanon and Blueanon look silly Lulu, my blind Shar Pei sharing her adventures: bsky.app/profile/blindlybrave.bsky.… Signal: Robin_Eriksson.01

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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 6h
One scaramucci is eleven days, Katie Zacharia is out after five days. 😭😂
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Lulu @blindlybrave.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ZzZZzzz... #DogsOfBluesky
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
⚡️ Results of strikes on Samara LPDS and the Astrakhan Oil Refinery 🔥 As a result of strike on Samara LPDS in Prosvet, Samara Region, on October 2, 2026, damage to eleven RVS-20000 tanks, three RVSPK-50000 tanks, pipeline sections and an automated oil product loading station was confirmed.
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Lulu @blindlybrave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My hooman said, "Strike a pose." Did I do it well? #DogsOfBluesky
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo 😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you hide your bed under your humans bed to hide your bone and then want to chew your bone. #DogsOfBluesky
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“They want to... Abolish the Electoral College” And how would removing an undemocratic, archaic system that gives conserva... Ooh... Right, it's Fetterman.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Don't watch Trump's hyper-biased news for ultra-partisan reporting. To stay informed on the facts, watch our hyper-biased news for ultra-partisan reporting. Is not the way to do this if you want to be taken seriously by people with above-room-temperature IQ h/t @winkiedoo.bsky.social
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Doesn't mean he won't grift off of the prospective of such a lawsuit, the first step would be to ask for donations to challenge/appeal the sanctions. Where there is a lawsuit grift to be found, Jim Stewartson will find it.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Flynn is suing me. Please donate.” - Stewartson, 2023-2026 “Patel is suing me. Please donate.” - Stewartson, 2023-2026 “Flynn made me cry. I am suing him. Please donate.” - Stewartson, 2026-? To Stewartson, intentionally getting embroiled in lawsuits is the grift that keeps on giving.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When foreign propagandists praise SD for protecting the traditional white Swedish family, they praise the party that had this sung on stage at its main election event. "Flash your tits" "Daddy gets booze for my little girl, you scream when I slide it in" "I want to suck cock"
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"We're the best credit in the world" The credit agencies disagree. S&P AA+ Moody's Aa1 Fitch AA+ DBRS AAA The United States lost its triple-A status 5 months into Trump's second term and now ranks in the 12-15 range globally. www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/world-credit...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here in Europe, we urge him to fuck off, preferably with a flight path crossing the Bermuda Triangle.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.“ -Arthur C. Clarke For this 9/11 truther, that is true for technology patented in 1888. Behold the magic mechanism of holding a frame in place for a shutter to expose, forward the next frame to... archive.org/details/le-p...
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is stochastic terrorism. Ted Cruz is an extremist encouraging violence.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think it is safe to say that when someone is a behavioral deviation in a random group of 341 people, as Jackie Singh is here, some form of pathology is at play.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The engagement farming becomes even more obvious when comparing Singh's reply today to Stella's Sep. 4 post, in juxtaposition with the timely replies of others. Of the 341 replies, 340 are compassionate, selfless, and loving; one is seeking clout. Jackie Singh's.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
There are few things lower than using the grief of someone who has lost a beloved sibling to chase clout and farm for engagement. That Jackie Singh is doing exactly that is disappointing, but far from surprising. She has no bottom to what she will do for clicks. bsky.app/profile/ankh...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fingers crossed for footage of him looking out of the window of The Beast as his motorcade passes the protesters. 😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Natalie Harp will have hard work ahead of her tonight, soothing Temu Hitler's fragile ego in Dublin. Trump Truth Social Forecast: Shitstorm of super-buff Trump, AI images and videos declaring his superhuman greatness, wisdom, and leadership.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Behold, my Christian potato.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am officially declaring this a Christian potato. Is it Christian now?
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Brianna We being awful to other transwomen, Episode #2482. Brianna sees a transwoman with feminine hip to waist ratio: “Testosterone raped you.”
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Doug Lucas @douglaslucas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reality Winner's disclosure of Kremlin cyberattacks on U.S. #vote infrastructure led to no sanctions or arrests (except her). But as MJ says, U.S. Treasury in '24 sanctioned a Russian think tank for helping the Russian military subvert U.S. elections: home.treasury.gov/news/press-r... It's doable.
FBI wanted poster for a Kremlin military intelligence soldier sought for the cyberattacks against the U.S.Reality Winner swinging from a tree.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Orange. Of course. 😭😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A *lot* WEIRDER! www.youtube.com/shorts/t5q0Y...
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The duct-taped plane passenger story just got WEIRDER!
YouTube video by Friendly Atheist
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Seeing chonky pups, cats, etc is such a conflicting experience with one part of the brain going "awww, so cute!" and the other "why are they doing this to the poor animal?"
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Remembering years ago when I read an article by a Christian fundamentalist and dog psychologist in which she claimed that dogs do not dream, but that their dream barks and movements were some sort of muscular movement practice residual from puppyhood. What a dumb bitch.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is that the face of a liar? I think not!
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Sweetness overload.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We truly live in the dumbest timeline.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As things are getting more expensive for Americans, the US government is using tax dollars to promote xenophobia with a vibe coded Tetris clone. And, even that they fucked up, a 38-year-old game mechanism. 💀 Wait for it.
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ꀭeͤ✞ꌚe͎n̆̈ 𝕊⊍תּḋᥑy҉҉ @jetsensunday.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Warning to women wearing makeup, please refrain from seducing this man!
A 50-ish bejowled bearded balding man with puckered butthole lips, his glasses are askew along with the rest of his face, looks like Hasbro released a Mr Potato Head that was banned from being within 500 meters of any school.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Good thing that hell isn't real, I'd definitely go there if it was. 🔉
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Those sounds and wriggles. 😂 #DogsOfBluesky
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Poor Lulu, she just learned the hard way that sniffing a puddle too hard and too close can be an unpleasant experience. Unfortunately I did not have my mobile with me to capture the resulting snoot-geyser. #DogsOfBluesky
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes. bsky.app/profile/ankh...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is the video referenced below, it was filmed in 2012, the same year as Andrew Tate recruited her She turned 15 in 2012.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If they had been born ten years earlier they would have had a standing invitation to Epstein's island.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We also learn from this article that men paid the Tate's a total of $1.25 million to watch CSAM. And that is what they made from *one* victim of their CSAM/sex trafficking operation. In a separate indictment, he is accused of engaging in sexual acts with another 15-year-old, believed to be Vivian.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
For the curious, the translation error is due to Google Translate randomly reading "TATE" as an informal plural of "tata" = father.
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Heartbreaking article from Romania about how Andrew and Tristan Tate exploited a minor and physically abused her on camera at the request of clients. Note: "FATHER" is a Google Translate error, and should read "TATE." www-gandul-ro.translate.goog/justitie/ste...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Conservative woman objects to a leopard eating her face; the leopard eats her face again.

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Women ruined government.
Women ruined politics.
Women ruined elections.
Women ruined the justice system. Women ruined the workplace.
Women ruined traffic.
Women ruined media.
Women ruined sports.
Women ruined lives.
Women ruined women.
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Ummmm, hold up, liberal women ruined it, not conservative women!
What is with this over arching broad brush blaming? Don't be a dick!
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was wondering where I recognized the music from. The blatant disregard the WH has for IP is astounding, I doubt they obtained the rights for that music, and they definitely didn't obtain the rights for this. bsky.app/profile/ankh...
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The Microsoft legal team must be thrilled with the White House using Microsoft intellectual property to promote vibe coded games with descriptions such as "Protect the border against the coming hordes" and Border patrol along the Rio Grande"
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
😂😂😂
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Morporkian 🇸🇪❤🇺🇦 @ankhmorporkian.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
*sigh*
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/09/2026
Pant-shitter Caitlin Bennett doesn't believe healthcare is a basic human right. Bless this woman for eating her alive.
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