normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026if you are getting bitten i don’t have sympathy for you. you should be able to evade bites. 010
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 09/10/2026people that have never played trumpet will tell you with a straight face that drinking beer before playing is bad for the valves and after and during. but its all obviously very good for them because of how much better im playing. 000
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026you should have to pay to like my posts. nobody should get to like my posts for free. 031
Reposted by normal flavor sojuDr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 16/06/2024i'm becoming a father today by having a brain child. and that brain child is the idea to smoke even more weed than usual. 611911
Reposted by normal flavor soju"max" @ringworm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026climb on my back brother. stow your goods in my baskets. i'm headed this way anyway. just trying to get this carrot, you see. although it has eluded me 011918
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i could survive getting suplexed. i wouldn’t die fully instantly. 030
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i feel like all my packets are being sniped by my roommate’s laplace demon 020
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026homotopies love to be relative to a subspace. that’s their subspace and it’s unethical to take them out of there. 030
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026i hate my enclosure except when i’m having fun 041
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026beautiful women love to go to the grocery store 010
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026picture a torus. now squish it and tear it into tiny pieces. destroy it completely. 220
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 11/08/2026it’s less healthy to eat a single meal than to eat 10 000 morsels. next time you find yourself in front of a big plate of dinner, for your own health and enrichment, partition it into several thousand morsels and ask a trusted friend to sequester them in secret spots around your home. 000
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i just heard a bunch of race cars drive by but that sounds normal to me. its so boring to hear it makes me fall asleep. 020
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 09/08/2026i believe that all of my body parts have different stats 020
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 28/07/2026if something isn’t spectacular i simply won’t be looking at it 071
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026this is like the tenth scam tree removal text i’ve gotten and ignoring them isn’t working 000
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 20/07/2026im walking through the grocery store roasting all the product names. can you believe these names. 030
Reposted by normal flavor sojugeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Hath Milord any GAMES upon his PHONE? 7838152
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026not using as many commas as it occurs to you to use, is embarrassing clout chasing 020
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026i think we can communicate through bones. i can clearly hear the propaganda of the dishwashing machine coming from the bar top and through my elbow and through my radius then my palm and into my ear. nobody else in this bar except me knows that *brrrrrrrrrerrerrrrrr 000
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026that was a good shot. in terms of soccer ball shooting. 010
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 26/06/2026when i hear the sounds of commercials in the background noise of a bar, it produces that sense of dread that people think comes from subsonic waves 020
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026my computer makes insane noises when it’s on, to keep me from going on it. it doesn’t want me to go on it because it thinks it may have harmed me but i still like to go on it anyways. 030
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026i want to make a big stele. im gonna kickstarter a stele. not sure what to put on it yet. 172
normal flavor soju @animepolice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026perpetually embarrassed by the new generations postcultural obsession with the aesthetics of the so called "dinosaurs" of the mesozoic 030
