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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Worried about a small viral outbreak because of unprocessed pandemic trauma? Let me introduce these exciting new prevention techniques: ✨️Washing your 👐 for 30s ✨️Covering your damn mouths when you cough ✨️😷 in crowded spaces ✨️Stop obliterating your immune system 3-5x/year w/ common viral infections💉
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Cameron McGrath @camgottaplan.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
For the people who missed it
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I saw a video of an AI "woman" this morning and the context was to celebrate how good AI was getting that it had pores! And freckles! And skin texture! And a scalloped tongue! And it occurred to me that even before the use of aggressive face filters and concealer that could cover up the sun...
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My coworkers joking how they're all recovering from a flu that almost took them out after we were all in a tightly-packed in-person meeting last week after arriving while symptomatic 🥴
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 01/02/2026
In 20-goddamn-18. She cares SO much about young girls.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 28/01/2026
someone just tried attacking rep ilhan omar at her town hall in north minneapolis, reportedly trying to spray her with something, but was tackled before he could get to her. she returned to speaking
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 28/01/2026
ilhan omar continues to speak after a man tried attacking her and spraying her with something at a town hall event. he was tackled by people including state sen bobby joe champion. i see city council member latrisha vetaw next to her too this is a terrifying environment
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The funny part is watching them realize it's not what they want. Everyone in town is raging about the abundance of flock cameras and being surveilled all the time. But what did you think the outcome of endless funding would be?
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Day 1 gazillion of asking the dysautonomia community to stop one-upping medical symptoms/needs when someone else is talking about their own struggles and needs
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
2016 was the worst year of my life, personally, but it was also objectively a terrible year and I'm tired of people pretending that it was the Good Times
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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Twitter is the world’s largest generator of CSAM & non-consensual porn by a margin of about 8000%, and somehow… MSM isn’t even reporting on it. (also includes advice for reporting ‘deepfake harassment’ to police if it escalates to a point where restraining order is necessary) youtu.be/p71qQKmIGhQ
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I'm angry.
YouTube video by Charalanahzard
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
You know, when I come and go at 3 am, I simply don't beep my horn 6 times locking the car and have loud conversations. But I guess I'm not all of my neighbors
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Damn no one mentioned tATu was back together?
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
The hardest part of making taco meat is not eating it all straight from the pan with a spoon
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
No matter how bad the Boomer/GenX/Millennial/GenZ tensions are, nothing is going to compare with the Gen Alpha v. Gen Beta rivalry and I feel so bad for the next generation
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
As much as I too love joking about wishing we lived in precedented times, we can't ignore that current events are very much precedented, even if they're undesirable. Ignoring history's teachings is a massive mistake if we have any chance of rewriting future outcomes
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
If your pets also need meds for firework anxiety, a reminder that pre-medicatibg tonight (with vet guidance) may help make tomorrow's meds more effective
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
UPS just dropped off my meds and it's taking me longer to write this than the time it too him to pull up, run up and down 2 flights of stairs, and pull off again. And he even set the box down gently. Thank you for your service today, my guy 🫡😭
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I feel sick, every other kid I knew growing up went to this camp
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
it's the time of year when people start asking why are so many people sick when no one is masking, no one is staying home when sick, no one is getting their boosters, everyone is attending inside events with poor ventilation, and everyone is traveling
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20/12/2025
rfk will not rest until your kid is dead wapo.st/4s2l2zn
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U.S. plans to stop recommending most childhood vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
When apparently your post is relatable: ohno
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If my car could do 6 months without a problem, I'd REALLY APPRECIATE IT
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🍊 bunny 💛💙🍉 @fruitybnuuy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
remember not to use the rebooted Vine app (diVine). it's made by a guy who's a huge AI fan and Melon Husk's friend and the reason diVine will not allow AI generated content is because they want to use all of the real human made videos to train their AI models
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
ICE snatched a human rights hero. Guan Heng risked his life to capture video of Uyghur concentration camps. After escaping to the U.S., Guan was in hiding for years, not knowing his work had been crucial to substantiating China's mass detention practices. On Monday, he has an asylum hearing in NY.
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The PNW is the only place I know that can have massive flooding and everyone is on Instagram like "damn, this is kinda beautiful"
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
One of the signs that our economy was becoming irredeemable to me was when I started getting nervous to write positive reviews, because the things that made an experience exceptionally good was probably against corporate policy.
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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cats being weird little guys @weirdlilguys.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
👯‍♀️anxiety sisters👯‍♀️
@orphiclovers:
dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Happy Giving Tuesday. Enjoy getting bombarded with emails from the schools who bankrupted you begging you for more money even though they're sitting on billions in endowment
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Thank you to my beloved streamers for helping me reach my only real new years resolution that fortnite was not in my top 3. We smashed it 😌but for real, I tried to reduce my overall watch hours this year and you all made it incredibly hard with such good times in our little corner of the internet 🥰💜
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 28/11/2025
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Me: Hi Dr. Office, I will see you in a few hours and discuss this more in depth, but here are copies of recent tests I've had done, and 10 words saying why I had them done and what they found so this message isn't so random and you don't have to dig Nurse: bring this up later Ok.
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Today I found out CNN now limits free articles across the board and YouTube is checking to make sure im still watching after 20 minutes? The wonders of the world wide web are crumbling every day
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Is it a clique or a friend group that has known each other for years?
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My mom was stunned to find out how much baby formula is. I told her about the cost if diapers and child care. She was almost crying in confusion how one would make it work. I thought, she's finally getting it! Then she asked, you wouldn't let that stop you from having kids right? 🤦
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I graduated 4.5 years ago and I'm still discovering news ways my labor as a grad student was stolen. I hope those who seek to take advantage of young and naive students (who look to them as gods among men) have wet socks all winter long
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
This should be a surprise to absolutely no one. There's no way anyone doesn't know its the only way prices cam be so cheap, they're just choosing not to think about it
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Every. Last. Name.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Not buying the MTG rehabilitation tour. If she wants to be a changed person, she can do it in the private sector
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Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I refuse to believe politicians are forgetting how rancid MTG is. Sure we can have a big tent but we do not need to welcome someone like her. Please everyone get a fucking hold of yourselves.
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bella 💤 @port0bella.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
if you have a Fortnite crew pass, maybe consider cancelling/pausing it before the h*rry p*tter chapter drops 🫶🏻
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Jason Kander @jasonkander.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it. Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators. Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Don’t break the picket line!
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
And then we wonder why we have to rely on foreign talent
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
I can't help but feel like the Dems folding after 40 days is a "fuck you" from what happened on election night. I'm not kidding when I said the career/establishment dems are probably like Cuomo and would reveal themselves with the tiniest bit of pressure. It's time for a New Blue
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animal_cookie @animal-cookie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Not the vet playing Landside as I walked in, there goes the last of my mental health today 😭 someone turned it off early lol
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