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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver @lastweektonight.com · 40m
Thank you to Rob Riggle, Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, Eugene Cordero, Mark Proksch, Courtney Taylor, Vic Michaelis, Mike Mitchell, and the voice of Jon Hamm for helping us show the less glamorous side of the Secret Service. You guys did the most with the absolute least!
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 53m
I'd try to get my extended blood family to vote, but they're pretty much all nat sees. So I'm going to hope they forget and call that a win.
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 1h
What the actual fuck, CBS?
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 1h
OMG @bsky.app I'm being inundated by nsfw accounts in my feed this morning. Make. It. Stop!!
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 1h
My migraine makes me so sensitive to everything that breathing through my nose hurts/burns. I hate nerve problems.
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Brown Eyed Susan @browneyedsusan.bsky.social · 1h
Good morning ☕
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 1h
Chat: if I'm out of fruit and veggies, pancakes are an equivalent substitute, yeah?
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 2h
About to put "rahm Emmanuel" on my muted word and tag list.
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Benedict Cumberbatch: Not Interested. Moving On.
Alt: Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock: Not Interested. Moving On.
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Kevin Butler @milesnaismith.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't remember who recently posted this, but it fits.
A ghost holds a thing of french fries and talks about potatoes.
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 2h
Over a dozen states have important voter registration deadlines today. Check your registration and make a plan to vote at IWillVote.com. Then ask friends and neighbors to do the same.
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🦖 Tim Curry's Rainbow Six @inkdino.bsky.social · 2h
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Joanne Freeman @jbf1755.bsky.social · 3h
GEORGIANS—check your registration, & if you’re not registered, register TODAY. LAST DAY
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 2h
"we've been trying to contact you about your election's extended warranty."
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3h
The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides.
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 3h
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄 me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 3h
Dennis Hastert, the disgraced former speaker of the House who eventually went to prison for concealing hush money payments to children he molested, dies at age 84. cbsnews.com/news/dennis-hastert-dies-former-house-speaker-illinois/
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Dennis Hastert, disgraced former House speaker, dies at 84
Former Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert, who represented Illinois for two decades in Congress and was later jailed for violating banking laws, has died.
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Rolling Stone @rollingstone.com · 04/10/2026
INTERVIEW: Dan Driscoll speaks for the first time since resigning as Secretary of the Army amid the Pentagon’s purge of military leaders. "All the guys who had guts and were willing to speak the truth about what we needed to do, they got rid of." www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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He Wanted to Modernize the Military. Pete Hegseth Forced Him Out
Dan Driscoll speaks for the first time since resigning as Secretary of the Army amid Pete Hegseth's purge of military leaders from the Pentagon.
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO GRIND YOUR ENEMIES' BONES TO DUST.
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Morgan J Freeman @mjfree.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAGA youth pastor Zach Radcliff, a featured singer at CPAC, faces 60 charges of child sex crimes. Will Trump pardon him?
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I guess we're winning around here now.
Local gas prices on a gas billboard. Regular 4.39, plus 4.79, diesel 6.59
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gift link. Rewriting Nixon’s Watergate story allows DOJ to reject the ethical reforms that followed. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
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Exclusive | Decades After Watergate, Justice Department Reviews Whether Nixon Got a Raw Deal
A revisionist historian went to the DOJ headquarters to present his case that the former president and his associates weren’t treated fairly.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Groucho Marx: Lydia The Tattooed Lady
YouTube video by Amarok365
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
Still the absolute funniest "trailer remix" ever made -- as well as one of the very first of its kind, debuting in 2005 Every shot is perfectly chosen God I could watch this all day
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#caturday #cats
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Under Secretary Hegseth’s new plan, servicemen with low blood alcohol levels will be required to undergo vodka replacement therapy.
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a very comprehensive article regarding the prisoner in Tennessee, Christa Pike.
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On The Attempted Execution Of Christa Pike
At 7:49 PM Central Daylight Time tonight, September 30th, Christa Pike was given what was meant to be a lethal injection.
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Was reminded by another thread about Denzel Washington and how much he was Obama before Obama was Obama.
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Denzel Washington smiles and points
Alt: Denzel Washington smiles and points as the prince in much ado about nothing.
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking news: Justice department reopens the Gettysburg battle Case. The Confederacy has been granted the motion to secede.
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Confederate Officer: 'God Go With You'
Alt: Confederate Officer general Lee: 'God Go With You'
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No worries guys stop dooming
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sfbob.bsky.social @sfbob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The regime is rolling out the plan in earnest now!
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Jason Karsh @jkarsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d 100% be clipping and saving this for 2028. In really any race where you want to run against the open corruption of this Republican regime.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 01/10/2026
Paramount has announced that the ‘TRANSFORMERS/G.I. JOE’ crossover film is no longer happening.
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just got an ad from Netflix via text. It's pushing "V for vendetta." Do you think they're pushing that movie for a Reason now that we're 30 days away from the election?
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V For Vendetta: Something Terribly Wrong Quote
Alt: V For Vendetta: There is something Terribly Wrong with this country, isn't there?
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amabs CAN be SA victims and should be recognized as such. But he's not wrong that men are afraid you'll put them on blast. Afabs are afraid you'll kill them... Or worse.
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Yonette Joseph @sugarcane99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Public anger comes for John Roberts The chief justice’s summer retreat in Maine used to be one of boating, potluck dinners, touch football and easy friendships. Locals called him “John.” Now a swirl of anger has been rising at him, transforming his getaways. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
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John Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him. (Gift Article)
After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever.
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😂
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just saw the info about the inmate in TN. Be warned some people are posting the states live feed. Avoid avoid avoid
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As we go into October, let's take a minute to remember that any horror display or Halloween costume needs to be MORE horrific than this year with trump. Using ICE or border patrol as your scary costume idea might get you beaten down by normal Americans. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Happy Halloween 2023 Vampire Cat
Alt: Happy Halloween 2023 Vampire Cat
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've always wanted to get into politics to "fix crap in society." But then I remember I'm an audhd introvert and think, "nah. Better not "
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Pitch Perfect
Alt: Pitch Perfect, fat Amy talking to bumper: but then I think, "mm.... Better not."
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Pentagon breach left the unencrypted personal records of more than 3 million people accessible for nine months, exposing Social Security numbers, addresses and military roles. Days later, FBI staff data containing similar information was also breached.
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FBI and Pentagon Staff Records Exposed in Breaches Disclosed Days Apart; FBI Employee Data Compromised, 3 Million Pentagon Records Left Accessible for Nine Months
More than 3 million Pentagon personnel record, including Social Security numbers, addresses and military jobs, were left exposed for nine months. Days later, hackers claimed they stole FBI staff data ...
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you're always dog paddling in crap, even a Patton style backdrop can't save you. #hegseth
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🇨🇦DUNK🇨🇦 (Proud Part owner of Canada) @noofieninja.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎵 Lets do the twist 🎵
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahahahahahahaha this ad is awesome
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 30/09/2026
The votes are in, and a new fat bear champion has been crowned in Alaska: 89 “Backpack.” He earned his nickname by climbing on his mother’s back as a young cub 20 years ago, and won fans with his story of recovery after a leg injury in 2007.
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Fat Bear Week’s new winner is 89 ‘Backpack’
The adult male was hailed by fans for his gentle demeanor and “so much junk in the trunk.”
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My thoughts and prayers go out to the former Senate staff of Schmitt who are looking for work this morning.
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The Atlantic @theatlantic.com · 30/09/2026
Exclusive: John Fetterman has been working with GOP fundraising consultants—and paying a hefty commission, @michaelscherer.bsky.social and @mviser.bsky.social report.
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John Fetterman’s Right-Wing Fundraising Deals
After losing his Democratic fundraisers, the Pennsylvania senator found a new firm with MAGA-world ties.
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FYI PSA: if you see anti trans articles from scienceandculture dot com, they are run by the "Discovery institute," which is NOT an unbiased and scientific institution. Which might be assumed to be the case because of the similarly named discovery channel. Instead, this is a theistic think tank.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 30/09/2026
"If this all sounds optimistic, it shouldn’t. When regimes fall—even wicked regimes—chaos and instability follow. Nowhere is it written that whatever follows Trumpism must be more liberal."
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The Forces of Trumpism Are in Disarray
This is what it looks like when a movement begins to come apart.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i crack liberty biberty's skull open and the goo runs everywhere, like the uncooked crab in castaway. i tilt my head back and drink deep the forbidden nectar of biberty goo. it tastes like the actuary tables of the devil and maybe tarragon
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Sit Down Comedian @angrypenguine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit lol. I have no idea
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