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The Tim

@angryoldtim.bsky.social
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I host the goofy improvised sci-fi podcast "Dispatches from the Multiverse" & comment on podcasts, data, games, LEGO, real estate, economics, EVs, drones, & all things awesome. dispatches.fm

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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 3h
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Jurassic Park: Big Pile of Shit
Alt: Jurassic Park: Jeff Goldblum walks up to a big pile of shit, takes his glasses off and says "That is one big pile of shit."
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 18h
LOL section 109 in the arena where the Atlanta Hawks play doesn't even appear to HAVE a Row I. Incredible.
screenshot of seating chart of State Farm Arena, section 109
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 21h
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when mortgage rates shot up in 2022 and all the used home salesmen were saying "marry the house, date the rate" as if it was a given that rates would go back down in just a year or two? LOL. www.freddiemac.com/pmms
Freddie Mac chart of historic home mortgage rates from late 2021 through the present, showing a climb in the 30-year from just under 3% to over 7% by late 2022, and sustained rates over 6% since then. Currently the 30-year rate is 7.03%
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Costco, why you gotta play with my emotions like this? Churros are back! 😁 … …but only for a limited time?!? 😭
photo of a Costco food court menu panel showing Twisted Churros for $1.49 but only back for a "limited time"
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
Never forget (Scott Olson/Getty)
2024 campaign yard signs that says "TRUMP LOW PRICES. KAMALA HIGH PRICES"
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you missed the Pitch Your Game Idea panel at @officialpax.bsky.social this year, you're in luck! We filmed it and uploaded it for your enjoyment! #PAXwest www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys09...
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Pitch Your Game Idea | PAX West 2026
YouTube video by Timothy Ellis (The Tim)
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"Sure, it costs you an arm and a leg to fill up your gas tank, but at least the US is losing a pointless war that we never should have started in the first place!"
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The concept of a "starter home" is real estate industry propaganda.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Only a few more months until MAGA loses control of the House and the amount of airtime this lying weasel gets drops considerably. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf4F...
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Mike Johnson doesn't know
YouTube video by Timothy Ellis (The Tim)
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A good way to get launched out of a scissor lift. 💀
photo showing an electric scissor lift on a sloped driveway, with the back wheels propped up on piles of scrap wood to level the machine
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
$5.80 now. Up 50 cents in six months. Very cool. Super sustainable. #gasprices
screenshot of the Costco app showing the price of gas at their San Diego-area Morena location - $5.799
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
"the street is a historic landmark" has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever read. 🤦
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Deal! Where do we sign? www.ibtimes.co.uk/iran-adviser...
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Iran Sets New Hormuz Demand: Trump and Netanyahu Must Be Removed From Power, Senior Adviser Says
A senior adviser to Iran's supreme leader says the Strait of Hormuz should remain closed until Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu leave power.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, BEN?!? F___ING AQUAMAN?
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Only 71%?
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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sam @samthielman.com · 17/09/2026
they were very subtle about it, but if you looked closely you could see the signs
A bunch of creeps at the RNC holding up “Mass Deportation Now” signs
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m on a quiz show that only tapes 46 days a year and even I think this schedule is a little light.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LOW RATE GOOD! HIGH RATE BAD! I'd compare him to a caveman, but that would be insulting to cavemen.
Phil Hartman as the "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" on Saturday Night Live
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The pro-crypto CLARITY Act failed to advance in the Senate after every single Democrat (and four Republicans) voted it down. Reminder: crypto is a giant Ponzi scheme. Its only practical uses are for fraud, speculation, and crime. Glad to see Congress wake up to reality.
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 16/09/2026
I know we’re numb to this, but it is really bad that journalists and politicians both feel so comfortable lying. Society cannot sustain itself when its elites just lie like this.
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Average Price: Ground Beef, 100% Beef (Cost per Pound/453.6 Grams) in U.S. City Average
Average Price: Ground Beef, 100% Beef (Cost per Pound/453.6 Grams) in U.S. City Average
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Lucille Bluth: What Could a Banana Cost?
Alt: Lucille Bluth: I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
REMEMBER TO UPDATE TITLE BEFORE THIS GOES LIVE - ASHLYN is $10.99 on Woot buff.ly/BmSUfN6 #ad
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey #Seattle #transit people! See you tonight at the @nerd4cities.bsky.social @theurbanist.org @typewriteralley.bsky.social event! www.eventbrite.com/e/the-urbani...
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The Urbanist x CityNerd: Building A Transit-Oriented Puget Sound
Join The Urbanist's Ryan Packer and Ray Delahanty for a conversation about transit and housing in our region!
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Comic drawing, a man faces a desktop computer.

Man: say "i am alive"

Computer: >I AM ALIVE

Man: oh my god.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ms. Rachel: "Ed Sheeran had an opportunity…Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows." "If more than 20,000 white children were killed…everyone would be shouting…Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
Ms. Rachel post:
"Ed Sheeran had an opportunity show that we won't be bullied into punishing people for supporting Palestine. Instead he caved to people who refuse to accept what the world knows. A genocide is happening in Gaza. We all need to speak out against it.

"If more than 20,000 white children were killed in another part of the world, everyone would be shouting about it at their concerts. Treating some children's lives as less worthy of outrage is racist. Silence during a genocide is not neutral."
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've never been a big fan of Macklemore, but huge respect for him taking a clear, firm stand on this.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I miss the before times.
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 11/09/2026
Just did a quick look around and I don't see very many headlines about the President of the US making people pledge allegiance to him personally while telling everyone to commit election fraud and "cheat like hell" to support his party. Seems like it should be a story?
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"pro life" party
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🧵 My 10 favorite indie video games at #PAXWest 2026, in no particular order…
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Blinged out for the final day of #PAXWest 2026. #PAX
Photo of a PAX badge along with over a dozen medals awarded at various PAXes past, 2011-2026
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Major life accomplishment: Got my Nintendo DS StreetPass plaza up over 1,000 people at #PAXWest! #PAX
Photo of a Nintendo 3DS top screen showing the StreetPass plaza and the message: "Congratulations! There are now 1,000 Mii characters in your plaza!"
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Handheld Tourny table at #PAXWest has a skilled whiteboard artist. #PAX
Whiteboard drawings of Luigi in MarioKart giving a glare and the Crossy Road chicken
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 05/10/2023
When I hear about emergency broadcast I am always reminded of www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c66...
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LOCAL58TV - Contingency
Written and edited by Kris StraubVideo: royalty-free stock footageAudio: licensed stock music/sfxPatreon - https://www.patreon.com/local58tvKo-fi - https://k...
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Big thanks to everyone who came to Pitch Your Game Idea last night at #PAXWest & thanks again to our judges @krisstraub.com, Porkfry, @murderblonde.bsky.social, Kim Swift, & Maezie! Congrats to the winning pitches! 🥇Chat, am i Cooked? 🥈Redhead Redemption 🥉Hamster Mortuary
Photo of the three winners of the Pitch Your Game Idea panel at PAX West 2026 holding their official medals and bootleg tokens.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One hour to the Pitch Your Game Idea panel at #PAXWest! #PAX
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
…and after it finishes, head downstairs to the Frog Theater on Summit Level 3 for the Pitch Your Game Idea panel! #PAXWest #PAX west.paxsite.com/en-us/schedu...
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sith Lord Doggo @ #PAXWest #PAX
Photo of a dog wearing a black cloak and holding a glowing red light saber in its mouth, sitting up on its hind legs and looking toward the camera.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Once again I am at PAX, remembering Close Castles! Hope to see you again some day, @ashervo.bsky.social! 🐻🗡️🏰 #PAXWest #PAX
Photo of a PAX West badge with a small pin featuring a cute cartoon bear holding a sword and shield attached to the clip.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ballmer s net worth is ~$150 billion. For context: If he pays the $30 million fine personally it would be about the same as someone with a net worth of $1 million paying a fine of $200. For the median US household, with a net worth of $192,700, it would be like a $39 fine.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Bold of HarperCollins to assume that Mr. Beast fans are literate.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/08/2026
"Yes, there is a housing crisis. True, there are not enough homes for everyone who needs one. But the bigger issue is that there are already enough homes to house me. Constant concern for people who don’t have homes oppresses those of us who do."
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To Solve the Housing Crisis, We Simply Need to Build More Homes (Just Not in My Town)
“The last new building that was acceptable and necessary (my house) was completed four months ago, right when I moved here. Yet ever since, the township keep...
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Giving my raccoon bro a high-five for our video hitting 3 million views on YouTube. 🦝❄️
photo of a man's hand up against the inside of a glass door as a racoon outside puts its front paw up as if to give the man a high-five
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Hot take: Nectarines are superior to peaches.
Photo of a large bin at the grocery store full of nectarines on the left and peaches on the right.
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Only a week until the return of the Pitch Your Game Idea panel at #PAXWest! Featuring @krisstraub.com, @murderblonde.bsky.social, & @k2theswift.bsky.social!
PAX West 2026 logo
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Synthwave text image, space background, tech grid along the bottom.

Text:


It's
Friday Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
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The Tim @angryoldtim.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Death's manager: "Hey, I need you to go take out that famous 80-year-old."
Death: "On it."
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[visits Dolly Parton]
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D: "Job's done!"
DM: "What? No! Wrong one you idiot. I meant the one that was in Home Alone 2!"
D: "Ohh, got it. Sorry, brb."
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[visits Tim Curry]
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D: "OK, job's done."
DM: "Are you kidding me?!?"
D: "What?"
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