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Angry Green Jellybean

@angrygreenmtg.bsky.social
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Gently nudging the bounds of Magic ✨ They/them YT Partner & Video Essayist Brewster for Manasplaining! Contact: angrygreenjellybean@gmail.com West Midlands, UK

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girlpod sandwich 🥪 @sandwichmaster5000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚨✨ATTENTION ✨🚨 I am working on a project! If you can or want to or have ever thought about making art the size of a token: Send me you ç0mmïššion sheet pleaseeeeeee 💜 ALL GENRES ✨ ALL SKILL LEVELS ✨ YES, EVEN YOU 💜
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How it started / How it's going In just under two weeks I've managed to fully assemble my first standard deck, UW Prison/ Tempo! (Sorry everyone) - this was achieved pretty much entirely through trading/ trade-ins (my total spend is ~£50) I'm playing in my first RCQ this Saturday, no stress right?
Starting point (September 18th): 4 plains, 2 islands, 1 Disdainful Stroke, 1 Annul, 1 Flashfreeze, 2 Aven Interrupter, 1 Spell SnareEndpoint 1: UW Tempo Mainboard - 4 Voice of Victory, 4 Skycoach Conductor, 3 Floodpits Drowner, 4 High Noon, 4 Aven Interrupter, 3 Erode, 1 Spell Snare, 4 Aang, Swift Saviour, 2 Jennifer Walters, 3 Avatar's Wrath, 1 The Wondrous Wasp, 2 Quantum Riddler, 1 King T'challa, 4 Plains, 2 Islands, 4 Hallowed Fountain, 2 Restless Anchorage, 2 Abandoned Air Temple, 2 Multiversal Passage, 4 Starting Town, 4 Floodfarm VergeEndpoint 2: UW Tempo Sideboard: 2 Disdainful Stroke, 1 Day of Judgment, 2 Seam Rip, 2 Rest in Peace, 2 Flashfreeze, 1 Petrified Hamlet, 2 Clarion Conqueror, 2 Annul, 1 Tishana's Tidebinder
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Kristen @narukamiknight.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
really proud of this piece, would mean the world to me to hear if you enjoyed it ngl
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GolgariGlenRoss @golgariglenross.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know how I never clicked through and saw this before. What a delightful and baffling Dandân.
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Miner Offence Update: I'm adding 2 copies of Fading Hope to the list in place of Anchor to the Aether - blue on-board removal was really struggling to be relevant but this fit the bill perfectly as an instant at 1 with scry tacked on! Thanks @ds7mtfbtw.bsky.social for pointing this card out!
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shot. Chaser.
Screenshot of the BBC website. Picture showing Ed Miliband at a podium.
Headline: Foreign secretary addresses Israel-Gaza war
Text: Miliband says Labour will stand against antisemitism wherever it finds it, and stand against those who seek the destruction of Israel.

But the foreign secretary says this "cannot justify the suffering the Netanyahu government has inflicted in Gaza and the West Bank", adding that it is a "stain on the conscience of the world".

He says to those who have been "moved and outraged by the plight of Palestinian people - we hear you, you were right".

“Under Andy’s leadership, we have reset our approach. We call out ethnic cleansing by the settler terrorists in the West Bank, we call out the evidence of war crimes in Gaza, we call out Israel’s illegal occupation of Gaza," he says.Screenshot of the BBC website. Picture of a pensioner being dragged by 4 pigs through a car park.
Headline: More than 50 arrested at Palestine Action support rally
A pink arrow highlights that this story is less than a day old.
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love* how we've been so conditioned by Secret Lair that today people are celebrating purchasing a product that was readily available to purchase
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kerri is very kindly trying to help me find these two Erodes Someone ANYONE There must be two goddamn copies of this card somewhere in the UK? 🫠
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Kerri 🐀 Rat Queen @kerrirat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
‼️ Does anyone have an Erode to trade? ‼️ @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social needs 2 for RCQ on Friday I’m happy to trade any of my cards to help them get them in time 🫡 I’ll share my collection below as well as Iain’s trade binder! If you’re in the UK and can help out it’d be much appreciated!! 🙏
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This card is 19p btw
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Any (preferably due to time limit) UK friends able to help me get this list over the line? I've got until the 3rd! 🫠 #mtguk #ukmtg
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
10 CARDS REMAIN
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
UPDATE 23/09 After wheeling and dealing like a being possessed (and a little pack luck) the last couple days I am currently at 50/74 cards (with another trade for 10 cards currently in the works 😅) (The Marsh Flats was a late self birthday present after I had some credit left over at a store)
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MaxMakesMagic @maxmakesmagic.com · 22/09/2026
thats_how_the_game_works.dec
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Very special EP of Manasplaining that I brewed for! Brewing with the restriction of first printings by decade was a huge challenge, a lotta fun, and also would have been COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE without @scryfall.com youtu.be/yZ5jr6c9YAo?...
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IS COMMANDER POWER CREEP REAL!? – Asmira vs Lyzolda vs Tymna vs Sonic
YouTube video by Manasplaining
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wondering why I put myself in these positions but I can't resist a challenge Curse you @oldemodave.bsky.social ! moxfield.com/decks/7DQffg...
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me trying to source cards for a standard deck youtu.be/5KXrQYWbbIs?...
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Community: Market Price
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You ever get a pepper so eldritch in shape it dares you to figure out how to cut it
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wondering why I put myself in these positions but I can't resist a challenge Curse you @oldemodave.bsky.social ! moxfield.com/decks/7DQffg...
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hi everyone it’s my birthday today 🥳 I know times are tough so the only gift I would ask from everyone is just checking out my commander deckbuilding website www.commandertemplate.com or sharing it with their friends today. ❤️
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Emma Partlow @emmapartlow.com · 16/09/2026
Biblically accurate angel. #MTGFracture
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
29 today Currently building decks and listening to the Andrew WK jazz album
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Dana Roach @danaroach.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
EDH hot take: A lot, if not most, Commander players don't actually like Commander; they just like winning, and they like winning as easily and effortlessly as possible. EDH is just the format they're currently using to facilitate getting those wins.
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
(obligatory haircut/ glasses broke selfie)
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
NEW TOKEN FOR COMMANDFEST BABEEEE (And a family photo)
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@mentalmisplay.bsky.social at Commandfest UK was not on my bingo card I will be preparing my takes I guess!
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They did the unthinkable An Eldrazi card design I actually kinda like
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh my god Quint loves the Memorial
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hand painted Liliana to go along with yesterday's Jace of Spades.
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The lil surrealist fanbeing in me is eating good with Reality Fracture (My tattoo of Escher's Drowned Cathedral when it was fresh, for cred)
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
When Jace, the Mindsculptor was printed I was still taking commissions and it was easily my most requested card. To this day it's the card I've painted on the most - I've done at least 40.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 08/09/2026
"If celebrating 'Cultural Readymades' is the goal, then where are the Zeta sendups of the Hamburglar, Steamboat Willie, Cybertrucks, or Coca-Cola? If you're gonna satirize consumer culture with your edgy collages, then commit to the fucking bit, sellouts!"
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
100's of fascists storm Dover *explicitly* to block roads with the threat of violence in a racist "protest": No arrests. Just Stop Oil members plan to disrupt a highway in a zoom call: 4-5 year sentences. The pigs don't go after fascists for the same reason Peter Parker never fights Spider-Man.
A line of hundreds of gormless fascists lining & blocking a road. All in black.Five smiling people posing in a churchyard. All different ages, one with a mobility aid.
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 02/09/2026
Hey y'all remember that September is Suicide Prevention Awareness Month. Talk openly, ask for help, we all got this
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Actually needed this today
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jace keeps emailing me and honestly? It's getting concerning
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Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Added bonus to ripping your own jeans: You also don't have to worry about the pre-ripped jeans salesman (who's famously terrible at pre-ripped jeans distribution) absolutely stacking it & preventing you from accessing ripped jeans.
A screenshot from the official Magic site reading:

Statement on Today's The Zeta Set Sale
Announcements Sep 3, 2026

By Wizards of the Coast
"For everyone that showed up for today's Chaos Vault sale of The Zeta Set—it was a disaster. There's no other way to say it. We're incredibly sorry for the experience, and we're trying to get to the bottom of it."
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Angry Green Jellybean @angrygreenmtg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Always amazing seeing very deserving folk get the New Perspectives grant! Might join you one day but for now it's back to the drawing board
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Ryan Inzana 🔜 MC Atlanta 2026 @ryan.wubrgsky.org · 02/09/2026
I've been shaking since I opened the email. Appreciate this opportunity and I'm looking forward to seeing you all in Detroit!
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Scryfall is our digital backbone. It’s actually incredible how generous they are with their service, and a reflection of the best parts of how Magic the Gathering builds community.
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Cas/Strix 🔜 MagicCon Atlanta @strixhavendropout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Holy SHIT!
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The Unskilled Commander @theunskilledcmdr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
MTG Small Creator Starter Pack, (some may have bigger followings on other media) Lets grow on bluesky together. If you are a MTG content creator with less than 1000 followers and would like to be added please comment! shares appreciated. don't let great content slip past! go.bsky.app/HpeHoca
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Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · 28/08/2026
The Commander Format Panel is meeting with WOTC in a few weeks! Leave your comments and concerns Re: Commander below! I’ll keep them in mind when we have our conversations. Alternatively, I’ll do my best to answer questions if you have them, so you know where I’m at going into the meetings.
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Ellie, Who Slows the Sunset @ellie.wubrgsky.org · 27/08/2026
The one comment I would make about the Zeta set Secret Lair that does bother me is that every card is credited to MSCHF. Not a single one I've seen credits the actual author or artist or creator of the art on it. I think that's a real shame.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey what’s up YouTube today we’re talking at length about the problems with the MSCHF secret lair but first a quick shoutout to our sponsors: WhatNot and packs dot com
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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Really cool thing happened this month. I spoke with Justin Kramon from @npr.org about how @magic.wizards.com helps create community for players of marginalized genders and identities. I also brought Justin to experience Magic at our monthly @lotusbloomnyc.bsky.social event!
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