Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I've been wandering this labyrinth for days. Yesterday I turned a corner only to find a bishop ready to do a worthiness interview. He had a wooden desk and everything. I turned around and ran until I got lost again. I hope I don't run into the baptismal font room again. 050
Reposted by Angel MoroniDaily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Your daily #Mormon image. 141
Reposted by Angel MoroniThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment theonion.com/local-church-opens-doo… 101336125
Reposted by Angel MoroniDaily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Your daily #Mormon image. 261
Reposted by Angel MoroniThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/12/2025Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-la… 28127895
Reposted by Angel MoroniFrom Kolob In Peace @hightokolob.bsky.social · 18/12/2025It's very funny every time the Doctrine and Covenants is like: "I your Lord God, creator of this world, yea verily the Alpha and Omega as spoken of in the Holy Scriptures, have something to say concerning the state of Missouri." 1101
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 17/12/2025WHATS UP YOUTUBE today we're counting down the top 10 polygamist wives if Joseph Smith. From underage girls to elderly women, you can be sure that Brother Joseph was a man inspired of God! 050
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Just two "female friends" going on a "service mission" together! 🏳️🌈 020
Reposted by Angel MoroniThe Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick… 2586770
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Idk about y'all, but I don't want to go to outer darkness! 010
Reposted by Angel MoroniThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sextheonion.comUtah Bans Eye Contact During SexSALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a... 221311211
Reposted by Angel MoroniDaily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Your daily #Mormon image. 291
Reposted by Angel MoroniJacob 🏳️🌈🇹🇭🐧🌻 @seagulljaap.bsky.social · 21/11/2025This also would have gone so hard on Mormon Twitter. 37116
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Women dressed in the male missionary uniform is underrated. So much untapped genderbend potential. 000
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 09/10/2025President oaks wants you to marry me, specifically! 010
Reposted by Angel MoroniDaily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Your daily #Mormon image. 451
Reposted by Angel MoroniDave Calder @ldsfn.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Who says Utah doesn’t have a prayer line. 😉 0111
Reposted by Angel MoroniFrom Kolob In Peace @hightokolob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025They should do a Polymarket for who the next Mormon apostle will be. 011
Reposted by Angel Moroniblaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024concept: booty shorts with the LDS foyer couch pattern and they say “Visitors Welcome” across the ass 89414
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Sex positivity is good. They (members and the church itself) should extend the same charity to queer people. 010
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 21/09/2025These artistic depictions of Smith feel so weird after seeing the daguerreotype. 000
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I can smell the rolls, funeral potatoes, and jello salad 000
Reposted by Angel Moroniwhite cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 11/07/20256 stages of LDS apologetics: 1. Anti-Mormon lie! 2. Scholars disagree 3. Anti-Mormon lies have distorted the facts 4. We don’t fully understand why the Lord let it happen 5. Here’s a nice video admitting we always knew 6. We’ve always taught that it happened. You must not have studied enough 1305
Reposted by Angel MoroniVaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I think they're probably experiencing the same thing that Evangelicalism is--a religion made mere cultural signifier by Content™ and its actual theology and practices ignored in favor of simply calling oneself a practitioner based on ingroup dynamics and maybe vibes 719831
Reposted by Angel MoroniVaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 26/06/2025[1859] mr mamdani do u support the right of Deseret to exist as a mormon state. mr mamdani do u condemn the massacre at hahn's mill. mr mamdani do u hate mormons. mr mamdani do u think the mormons had a right to defend themselves at the mountain meadows. mr mamdani u are dodging the question sir 4395
Reposted by Angel MoroniDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 01/04/2024It's most remembered for its odd marketing slogan, "the hedonistic nectar of greed and power. You think you drink it? No, it drinks you!" 01637
Reposted by Angel MoroniCaelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025If I was god sometimes I’d flip the rapture switch on for like half a second - just long enough for people’s stomachs to do that thing on roller coasters - and then flip it back off. 79511
Reposted by Angel MoroniDaily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Your daily #Mormon image. 071
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 09/05/2025God does this all the time. Remember all those buried treasures that got sucked into the earth? 000
Reposted by Angel MoroniDave Calder @ldsfn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025I can’t disagree with the message in this woman’s Book of Mormon. 😆 5245
Reposted by Angel MoroniDaily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Your daily #Mormon image. 031
Reposted by Angel Moroni🐝🐍The Grand Scoobah🔮🧙♀️ @tokensandsigns.org · 17/04/2025The Spirit whispereth to me that in October of this year, President Nelson will announce a temple on K2-18b and plans to begin immediate construction of the generation ship "Nauvoo" using funds amassed through the church's investment portfolio. Time is running out, exmos! 3131
Reposted by Angel Moroni Jess @jessicaesquire.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Hinckley's approach: MORMON MORMON MORMON DID I MENTION WE'RE MORMON Nelson's approach: Takes visitors three weeks to realize they're attending Mormon services. 1112
Reposted by Angel MoroniHeavenly Mother 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @heavenlymother.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Having a normal one today. Just drove by a ward in Lehi and screamed jesus is gay. Because I'm hella mature 172
Reposted by Angel MoroniHeavenly Mother 🇺🇸🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @heavenlymother.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Oh my goodness 13202
Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Mormon abridged hundreds of years of history into the golden plates. Preserving the evolution of the writing system while doing so was no easy task! 020
Reposted by Angel MoroniFrom Kolob In Peace @hightokolob.bsky.social · 29/03/2025My stake president liked to tell a story about how right after he got the priesthood he went to a party where his friends were playing with a Ouija board but it wasn't working. Then when they asked why it wasn't working, the planchette spelled out his name. That shit slapped in mission prep. 151
Reposted by Angel MoroniPaul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/03/2025this is *INCREDIBLE* It's what landing on the Moon looks like, 2025 edition 472064348