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Angel Moroni

@angelmoroni.bsky.social
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What's happenin, quorum? Exalted being here to restore the gospel in these latter days. Not to be confused with Captain Moroni. Sons of Perdition DNI (Daughters of Perdition OK)

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Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I've been wandering this labyrinth for days. Yesterday I turned a corner only to find a bishop ready to do a worthiness interview. He had a wooden desk and everything. I turned around and ran until I got lost again. I hope I don't run into the baptismal font room again.
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Your daily #Mormon image.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment theonion.com/local-church-opens-doo…
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Your daily #Mormon image.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/12/2025
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now theonion.com/visit-from-jd-vance-la…
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
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From Kolob In Peace @hightokolob.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
It's very funny every time the Doctrine and Covenants is like: "I your Lord God, creator of this world, yea verily the Alpha and Omega as spoken of in the Holy Scriptures, have something to say concerning the state of Missouri."
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Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
WHATS UP YOUTUBE today we're counting down the top 10 polygamist wives if Joseph Smith. From underage girls to elderly women, you can be sure that Brother Joseph was a man inspired of God!
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Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Just two "female friends" going on a "service mission" together! 🏳️‍🌈
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2025
Commentary: Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars theonion.com/can-you-guys-come-pick…
Can You Guys Come Pick Me Up? I Accidentally Returned To Mars

By Jesus Christ
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Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Idk about y'all, but I don't want to go to outer darkness!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/12/2025
Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
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Utah Bans Eye Contact During Sex
SALT LAKE CITY—With top lawmakers championing the measure as a restoration of Christian values currently under attack in mainstream America, the Utah State Legislature passed a bill Monday that bans a...
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Your daily #Mormon image.
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Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Angel Moroni action figure
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Jacob 🏳️‍🌈🇹🇭🐧🌻 @seagulljaap.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
This also would have gone so hard on Mormon Twitter.
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Your daily #Mormon image.
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Dave Calder @ldsfn.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Who says Utah doesn’t have a prayer line. 😉
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From Kolob In Peace @hightokolob.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
They should do a Polymarket for who the next Mormon apostle will be.
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From Kolob In Peace @hightokolob.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Russell M. Nelson floating above the mountains "Don't Say Mormon" in the left corner "See you space cowboy..." in the bottom right.
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blaine @jblainefoster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
concept: booty shorts with the LDS foyer couch pattern and they say “Visitors Welcome” across the ass
LDS foyer couch (floral pattern)
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white cat prophecy @whitecatprophecy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
6 stages of LDS apologetics: 1. Anti-Mormon lie! 2. Scholars disagree 3. Anti-Mormon lies have distorted the facts 4. We don’t fully understand why the Lord let it happen 5. Here’s a nice video admitting we always knew 6. We’ve always taught that it happened. You must not have studied enough
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I think they're probably experiencing the same thing that Evangelicalism is--a religion made mere cultural signifier by Content™ and its actual theology and practices ignored in favor of simply calling oneself a practitioner based on ingroup dynamics and maybe vibes
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
[1859] mr mamdani do u support the right of Deseret to exist as a mormon state. mr mamdani do u condemn the massacre at hahn's mill. mr mamdani do u hate mormons. mr mamdani do u think the mormons had a right to defend themselves at the mountain meadows. mr mamdani u are dodging the question sir
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
It's most remembered for its odd marketing slogan, "the hedonistic nectar of greed and power. You think you drink it? No, it drinks you!"
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Caelan Conrad @caelan.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
If I was god sometimes I’d flip the rapture switch on for like half a second - just long enough for people’s stomachs to do that thing on roller coasters - and then flip it back off.
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Your daily #Mormon image.
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Dave Calder @ldsfn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I can’t disagree with the message in this woman’s Book of Mormon. 😆
Woman, while driving on I-15 in what appears to be Weber County, Utah is looking to the car on her left, holding up to her window a small set of LDS scriptures and pointing to them. Woman, while driving on I-15 in what appears to be Weber County, Utah is holding up an open copy of the Book of Mormon to her left window, so the occupants in the vehicle in the left lane next to her can see. On two yellow “stickies” in the open book, are written “GET OUT OF THE LEFT LANE”
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Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I'm the Angel known as Moroni. Simple as!
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Your daily #Mormon image.
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🐝🐍The Grand Scoobah🔮🧙‍♀️ @tokensandsigns.org · 17/04/2025
The Spirit whispereth to me that in October of this year, President Nelson will announce a temple on K2-18b and plans to begin immediate construction of the generation ship "Nauvoo" using funds amassed through the church's investment portfolio. Time is running out, exmos!
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Jess @jessicaesquire.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Hinckley's approach: MORMON MORMON MORMON DID I MENTION WE'RE MORMON Nelson's approach: Takes visitors three weeks to realize they're attending Mormon services.
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Heavenly Mother 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @heavenlymother.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Having a normal one today. Just drove by a ward in Lehi and screamed jesus is gay. Because I'm hella mature
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Heavenly Mother 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @heavenlymother.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Oh my goodness
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From Kolob In Peace @hightokolob.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My stake president liked to tell a story about how right after he got the priesthood he went to a party where his friends were playing with a Ouija board but it wasn't working. Then when they asked why it wasn't working, the planchette spelled out his name. That shit slapped in mission prep.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 04/03/2025
this is *INCREDIBLE* It's what landing on the Moon looks like, 2025 edition
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Angel Moroni @angelmoroni.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Me on the left but with mormonism
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Your daily #Mormon image.
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murder, she gote @tonythegoat.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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🌙 Desert Prophet ❤️‍🔥 @camillagluh.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
☁️ THEOPHANY 🔥 Linoprint, 2019 An art piece about the pros and cons of the presence of God. ✨ I'm Camilla and I make religious art that doesn't look like religious art. Please reshare! I'm trying to rebuild my art audience.
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Your daily #Mormon image.
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Daily Mormon @dailymormon.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Your daily #Mormon image.
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Goodnight.
Daphne Blake from Scooby-Doo stands amongst a group of dead KKK members while holding a smoking gun.

She says, "Well, gosh darn it. This one isn't a real ghost, either!"
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moe_syah @moesyah.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
With this one you get to drive in the HOV lane (Holy Occupancy Vehicle).
Photo of a caution bumper sticker that says “God in embryo on board”A yellow caution style bumper sticker that says “God in embryo on board”
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