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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

Hockey season finished. Finished 9th and only lost once since Christmas. Now time to give my aching legs a break for a few months!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

A partial eclipse apparently!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Woke up in the middle of the night to find that the ceiling had collapsed down and water was everywhere! Plumber left at 5.00 am and have been trying to clear up since then. How’s your Saturday going?

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Gosh. So there was no impact and all those horror stories turned out not to be true. I’m shocked and stunned!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Right, need to stop reading the news and cheer up. Hockey today against our local rivals who stitched us up with some real home team umpiring earlier this season. Could get spicy!!

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Charles "Skeeter" Conway @charlesconway.creator.blue · 27/02/2025

BREAKING: The President has issued an emergency order to begin production on a remake of Rocky IV where Balboa joins forces with Ivan Drago to tag team Apollo Creed.

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

As ever, he’s being brilliant

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Funny how ‘America First’ became ‘well, Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal and Gaza but then we’ll certainly think about American issues’

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Ollie Watkins has just taken the worst penalty in football history. It’s ought to be physically impossible for that to happen

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

First day back at the office since November 26th! Loved being back with the wonderful Bluestripe team and squeeze in a lunch at The Union Club. All is well with the world!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

I see Arsenal fans are going all tin foil hat again

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

I see over on the hellsite weather warnings are now woke. Obviously

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

My hot take is that if you don’t want to be called a Nazi, perhaps don’t do Nazi salutes at globally broadcast events. I am available for further indepth comments

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Bear in mind that Trump will start his presidency with almost half a billion of dollars debt, mainly due to legal fines. Every bit of foreign policy will skew to making him money.

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

Just took off half my knuckle with a cheese grater. How’s your day going?

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

See you in Scotland? Rude not to

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Cucurella is the really king of bellends in the Premier League #CheBou

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Excellent piece that due to my own issues is very important to me

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

These were great last year and I’m really pleased we’re doing them again

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Grump inbound! Being late is not a cute character trait, it’s actually really annoying

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

@premsportstv.bsky.social The quality of pictures for the Toulon V Quins game is terrible. Making the game unwatchable

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Attempting first bit of activity since last weeks operation. Might manage a whole kilometre!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

This is a really good editorial from Justin.

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

So what do we see now? The more extreme element of Reform splinter off somewhere else? A resurgence of UKIP? Either way a good day!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

At 4.30 I was a grumpy individual. Bournemouth struggling to put chances away in the EPL and Leicester Tigers playing like a drain in the rugby. 4.45 and I’m a very happy happy bunny!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

The Quality Street are finished. The holidays are now officially over

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Right. I suppose I should get up so at least coming back to bed in two hours feels like an achievement

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Ventured out of my cave to watch @nickmohammed.bsky.social in A Christmas Carol (ish) and it was bloody brilliant

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

I see that over on the hell site, weather forecasts are now ‘woke’

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Another draw for Bournemouth and another late goal. We’re very hard to beat but need to be better at actually winning

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

I see nobody watched the BBC last night then…

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Happy Christmas everyone! Got both of of wonderful kids here, my amazing wife and a well stocked wine cellar

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Bournemouth win again and still the narrative is about how bad are the team they beat!

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ReviewFootball @reviewfootball.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

After 17 Premier League games, Bournemouth have more points (28) than: • Man City - 27 • Newcastle - 26 • Tottenham - 23 • Man Utd - 22 Andoni Iraola is doing an incredible job.

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

As long as ( and thats far from a given) Evri and Royal Mail do their thing, Christmas food is now sorted. This is the earliest this has ever happened Now we play, ‘no you cannot eat, that’s for Christmas’ for seven days

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Bournemouth into 6th in the Premier League. Need to pinch myself sometimes!

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Sam Gaw @handle.invalid · 10/12/2024

If games really influenced young people, munching pills in a dark room to repetitive electronic music would be a real thing.

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Back at the hospital this morning so they can stick a tube down my throat and into my lung.The tube is described as being the thickness of a pencil which seems unnecessarily specific. Not overly looking forward to this!

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

My old pal, the wonderful @jonmundy.bsky.social with an excellent piece

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Why is Labour so afraid of talking about Brexit? Why not embrace the fact that the majority want closer ties with Europe? The media will hammer them regardless of what they do

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Andy Oakes @andyoakes.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

@gurdeepsagoo.bsky.social hey G, good to see you over here my friend!

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Justin Pearse @justinpearse.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

@andyoakes.bsky.social wishes you all a very Merry Christmas

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