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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

At least refuk is now being recognised as a poke in the eye with a blunt stick.

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glastomichelle.bsky.social @glastomichelle.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

A fan of clouds above the tower. Photo taken a few days ago as it is very overcast today in Glastonbury.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Surprised it's not golden.

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

If Reform was in charge, we'd be at war with Iran by now, Farage would've put half of us in internment camps & would be asset stripping the country of whatever the Tories didn't take. Oh & if there was another pandemic, you wouldn't stand a fucking chance.

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Emma-Jane @e-jc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Boris Johnson didn't pass vetting when Theresa May appointed him Foreign Secretary. The media must have missed that one.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

This little circle of inevitability pops up every time PR is needed!

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Henry Morris @mrhenrymorris.substack.com · 13/03/2026

EXCLUSIVE - I've just been passed the latest copy from the Papua New Guinea Courier's USA correspondent. Subscribe to my Substack for more! mrhenrymorris.substack.com/p/the-latest...

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Maria BOO!stillos @mariabustillos.com · 18/01/2026

This is the fucking limit. I had no idea that Amazon drivers AREN'T ALLOWED TO SING wat CRUSH this monopoly wtf my levels were already redlining www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

For example, an Amazon delivery driver, who sits in a cabin surrounded by AI cameras that monitor the driver’s eyes and take points off if the driver looks in a proscribed direction, and monitors the driver’s mouth because singing is not allowed on the job, and rats the driver out to the boss if they do not make quota.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Hell yes, he's as unlikeable a politician as any.

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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Letter to the FT that stingingly sums up Brexit and the shit creek we now find ourselves in. A terrible idea (naive, prejudiced and uninformed) that has deeply divided us and left us poorer and less secure… but unwilling to face up to the damage we’ve done to ourselves. While the EU moves on.

FINANCIAL TIMES
I was amused - and saddened - to read the latest instalment of the Brexiters' excuses for the poor performance over recent years of the UK economy and the UK's politics. In "Implementation of Brexit became a business fiasco" (Markets Insight, December 19), Paul Marshall acknowledges the cost of the UK's decision to leave the EU. But rather than acknowledge that his analysis was wrong
- cutting ties with your biggest trading partner is never a good idea - Marshall blames bad implementation, and the fact that the EU didn't cut the UK some slack.

Implementation of Brexit by the UK has indeed been poor, but that's a direct consequence of the political crisis that everyone should have expected following such a major decision on the back of one simple 52/48 referendum vote at the conclusion of a mind-bogglingly uninformed debate by both sides. That includes the Brexiters' naive insistence that the EU would bend to UK demands and grant it all sorts of privileges not enjoyed by others.
So, the roughly 8 per cent of GDP loss in UK output since the Brexit decision in 2016 is easily explained by three perfectly predictable factors: it was a bad economic decision; it has split UK society politically; and the EU27 has moved on.

It's time for those who led the UK down this disastrous path to stand up and acknowledge their wrong analysis and naive understanding of Europe. Until that happens, how can one even hope that the UK will begin to heal?
Erik Fossing Nielsen
Senior Adviser, Independent Economics (a London-based economics advisory firm); Former Chief Economist, UniCredit, and Former Chief European Economist, Goldman Sachs, Berlin,
Germany

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Godot @godot47.bsky.social · 23/08/2025

Surely not the same Robert Jenrick who was Minister of State for Immigration for 14 months and did absolutely f#ck all??

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I thought of Christopher Walken's father's watch in Pulp Fiction, but maybe I'm weird.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

You should be ok if you drive on the left, as they all drive on the other side.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Ffs, please don't eat octopuses.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 07/08/2025

Ah, but he's the epitome of good taste...

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

I read that as you having put the cat through a washing cycle, and was suitably horrified.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Oh come on, he does live in a cul-de-sac.

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Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

The Prime Minister imitating Enoch Powell’s ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech is sickening. That speech fuelled decades of racism and division. Echoing it today is a disgrace. It adds to anti-migrant rhetoric that puts lives at risk. Shame on you, Keir Starmer.

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Cat 🐈 @mrsbadcrumble1975.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

And goodnight xxx

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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

“Among the saddest parts of the last 100 days, which have been an avalanche of misery if you care about life itself, is that climate change is barely mentioned.”

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

How long before Donald Trump is calling them the Biden Tariffs?

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

And maybe they could move the refresh button on the app. I'm forever pressing it by accident.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

From the CWS ARCHIVE. September 2023.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

You can bet that China understands what's going on about a million times better than the orange prick.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I don't know how you do it! Brilliant again.

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

Bissau 10%
Palau 10%
Avalon (UK) 10%
Fiji 32%
Tyree (UK) 10%
Isles of Ebony (UK) 10%
Peru 10%
Cebu (Philippines) 17%
Babylon (Iraq) 39%
Bali (Indonesia) 32%
Cali (Colombia) 10%
Beneath the Coral Sea (Australia) 10%
Ebudæ (UK) 10%
Khartoum (Sudan) 10%
Deep Sea of Clouds 10%
Island of the Moon (Madagascar) 47%
The Ross Dependency (Antarctica) 10%
Tripoli (Libya) 31%

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

If he had only left it up, people might have credited him with having a sense of humour. Removing it straight away just shows he's a gullible twat.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

America hasn’t felt this upside down since I was a child in an internment camp.

X post by Amy Nixon (@texasrunnerDFW
), featuring a verification badge. The post reads, "The USA is weird now. If you're a person under 30, you probably think it's normal but that's because you don't know. Trust me. It's weird."

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Refuse to put up with crap.

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Laura Phillips @lauraphillips.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Former Conservative MP and British Attorney General Dominic Grieve:

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

I've been using Ecosia since it started, and it's been fine for me.

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Kuntie Plopkins @kuntieplopkins.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Trump, clearly demonsrating that neither money nor power can buy you class, integrity or honour.

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Barry Collins @bazzacollins.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

At least one senior British politician is prepared to speak out. The others are spineless or complicit.

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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

Still my favourite David Bowie story.

A word about Shirley Bassey. During the very early days of Ziggy Stardust, we often used to play these fairly grotty clubs called the "workingman's clubs." They were sort of like nightclubs but you got a cheap meal. The whole family would come. A round of beer. A rock act. A stripper-sometimes one in the same. Well, backstage one night I was desperate to use the bathroom. I was dressed in my full, battle finery of Tokyo-spaceboy and a pair of shoes high enough that it induced nose bleeds. I went up to the promoter-actually I tottered over to the promoter-and I asked, "Could you please tell me where the lavatory is?"

And he said, "Yeah, look down that corridor. On the far end of that wall. You see that sink? There you go."

I said, "My good man, I'm not taking a piss in the sink."

He said, "Listen son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

In Greenland, as we speak.

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Ffs, are we allowed to say Fucking Gobshite on this platform?

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

How many people is that for?

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Andyland @andyland.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

My first car was one of them. 1958 A30, cost me £25 in 1970. 55 mph and 55 mpg, though you had to hold the gearstick in 4th gear. Excellent value for money.

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