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✨He/They✨ Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt I do design, I say gay shit, I follow back based on interactions✌️ 🇮🇹 in 🇬🇧

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I forgot that you need to post pole on main to be acknowledged. My bad
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Pppole: Man's Performance Art with Water Spray
Alt: Pppole: Man's Performance Art with Water Spray
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So… what does it mean when you match with lots of guys you’ve texted first on hinge but they always end up ghosting/unmatching you after a couple of days of trying to get to know them?
A person with a shaved head and with short, gray-toned facial hair rests their head against a couple of large, textured beige pillows. They’re wearing glasses with thin, dark frames and a simple black t-shirt. A thin chain with a small, heart-shaped charm hangs around their neck. They have a pensive expression, looking slightly upward and to the side with their index finger resting thoughtfully on their lower lip.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can use any app as a dating app. Especially Vinted Soooo many good deals on that app!
A medium shot of a woman with long, layered, light brown hair featuring blonde highlights. She is wearing a white off-the-shoulder top and a prominent gold cuff bracelet on her wrist. She is looking at the camera with a skeptical, playful expression while resting her hand near her ear. The background is a studio set featuring a blurred city skyline. Text in the bottom left corner reads: "@WENDYWILLIAMS Wendy".
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know that feeling of looking at your life and feeling like “wow, I accomplished so much! I’m so proud of me” but you have nobody to share that feeling with? And I mean no friends or lovers or family members… it’s just you and your accomplishments and nothing else. Ykwim?
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, so jsyk I’m sick tomorrow and I gotta work from home. I spent the whooooole night feeling awful. No, I didn’t go to London to see a musical. I was at home, sick, bed ridden with an unspeakable affliction. Is that clear?
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😎That’s all👠 Btw, i love finding cute cheap tickets for these shows in the front rows…
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She was hysterical. And I love her for that!
A selfie of a smiling man with a shaved head and glasses wearing a dark denim jacket, positioned next to a smiling woman with auburn hair and bright red lipstick wearing a maroon sweater. The woman is wearing a badge that reads, "I'M ON vocal rest. Fanks SO MUCH!!". In the background, a building exterior sign reads, "THE HORSE & GUARDSMAN".
A close-up view of a person wearing a maroon textured sweater and a lanyard with a clear plastic ID badge holder. A yellow card inside the badge reads, "I'M ON vocal rest! OH, MARY! Fanks". The person's hands are shown holding a piece of cream-colored fabric with hand-stitched red letters that spell "IBO", while a smartphone is held in the foreground.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, did I mention I’m on the second row, central seat?
A view from a theater seat looking toward a stage, featuring a large, pleated gold curtain with a decorative scalloped edge on the left side. The curtain is partially drawn, set against a dark, moody background.A close-up, motion-blurred, and slightly distorted selfie of a person with light facial hair wearing glasses, captured under warm, reddish lighting.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The foyer of the theater has an assortment of gays of any race, age and race all with purses, old gay and lebian couples kissing, non-binary baristas throwing shade, moms with queer kids doing drag race musicals in the corner, straight women allies feeling free for one night… I fucking love us 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, i’m on the train sitting between a younger beefed-up version of Pedro Pascal and a healthy clone or Antoni Porowsky. I’m feeling things
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, Jinkx!
A digital flyer for a theatrical production set against a yellow background, featuring a black-and-white circular portrait of a person in 19th-century attire. Text overlay reads: "Today's the day! 🥳 JINKX MONSOON is MARY TODD LINCOLN in “OH, MARY!” A NEW PLAY BY COLE ESCOLA ENTIRE PRODUCTION DIRECTED BY SAM PINKLETON". Below the graphic, text displays: "Fri 25 Sep, 19:30 • Trafalgar Theatre". At the bottom is a button with a ticket icon labeled: "Plan your visit".
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dylan‽ @audhdylan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't wait to see NAZA, and really appreciated Marisa's thoughts here. If you can't catch it in theaters, The Guardian will be streaming the film for free in November.
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Global release announced for acclaimed Gaza documentary NAZA
Theatrical rollout across 56 territories planned for documentary about Israel’s mass killing of civilians in Gaza before film will stream on Guardian website
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
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I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stakeholders: “We need to change direction. We need to target Gen Z. Make the design Gen Z, like… think Gen Z first” Me: {crying in Millennial}
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me: omg, i’m so broke. where did all my adult money go?! Also me after getting my first paycheck:
A hand holds a bright yellow promotional flyer for the stage production "Avenue Q," featuring a cast of puppets and human actors arranged in the shape of a large letter "Q." The text on the flyer reads: "THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON Avenue Q WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR NOW COME BACK AGAIN AND GET £20 OFF YOUR NEXT VISIT SCAN THE QR CODE OR ENTER THE CODE DRIEDUPCUNT TO REDEEM [QR Code graphic] Valid on Monday – Friday performances £20 off Band A, B and C tickets Subject to availability."A digital interface displays a countdown of "6 days until your show!" The central image is a yellow poster featuring a circular black-and-white portrait of a person. The poster text reads: "JINKX MONSOON IS MARY TODD LINCOLN in “OH, MARY!” A NEW PLAY BY COLE ESCOLA ENTIRE PRODUCTION DIRECTED BY SAM PINKLETON". Below the poster, the interface shows the text: "Fri, Sep 25, 19:30 | Trafalgar Theatre". The bottom of the screen includes navigation icons labeled "Send tix," "Help," "Tickets," and "More," followed by a large button that reads: "Book dinner, transport & more".A promotional digital poster for a musical featuring a woman in a sparkling red strapless dress and a flowing red cape. Overlay text reads: "VANESSA WILLIAMS", "UNTIL 19 SEPTEMBER ONLY", "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA THE MUSICAL", and "DOMINION THEATRE". Below the image, text displays "Mon, Sep 28, 19:30 | Dominion Theatre", followed by navigation icons for "Send tix", "Help", "Tickets", and "More". At the bottom is a button labeled "Book dinner, transport & more".A promotional poster for the musical "Into the Woods" depicting a cast of actors in fairy-tale costumes standing in a dark, lush forest. The poster includes the text: "‘A SUBLIME PRODUCTION OF A SUBLIME MUSICAL’ TIME OUT", "INTO THE WOODS", "NOËL COWARD THEATRE", and "DELFONT MACKINTOSH THEATRES". The digital interface below the image contains buttons with the text: "Into The Woods", "Send tix", "Help", "Tickets", "More", and a large button labeled "Book dinner, transport & more".
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 17/09/2026
Head of Bluesky’s Trust and Safety just said threatening trans people with concentration camps is fine.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tell me, how shitty is your Mondy Morning going? I’ll start. The delivery guys are finally bringing and building my bed. At 6.45 am. The end. Of me! Wtf is this?!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Took mysef out on a theater date and I had the best time ever! Also, if you happen to be in London go see Avenue Q, it’s the funniest show ever!
A person holds a bright yellow promotional flyer for the musical "Avenue Q," featuring a graphic of puppets and human actors arranged inside a large letter "Q." The text on the flyer reads: "THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON Avenue Q. WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR NOW. COME BACK AGAIN AND GET £20 OFF YOUR NEXT VISIT. SCAN THE QR CODE OR ENTER THE CODE DRIEDUPCUNT TO REDEEM." Below the QR code, the text continues: "Valid on Monday – Friday performances. £20 off Band A, B and C tickets. Subject to availability."A low-angle shot of the ornate stone facade of the Shaftesbury Theatre, draped with vibrant yellow banners promoting the musical "Avenue Q." Large signs on the building read: "SHAFTESBURY," "Avenue Q," "THE AWARD-WINNING MUSICAL COMEDY," "COME ON IN," and "AVENUE Q." One banner features a graphic of a puppet character. Below, a queue of people waits behind red velvet stanchion ropes to enter the theater, while tree leaves frame the left side of the frame against an overcast sky.An orange iced drink in a plastic cup with a lemon slice and a green and white striped straw sits on a round green table next to a fried rice ball in a cardboard tray. The rice ball, partially wrapped in green and white striped paper, has a bite removed to show the creamy rice interior. A small black graphic of a bow is printed on the side of the plastic cup. The background shows an outdoor patio setting with metal chairs and umbrella poles.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I wanna go back to simple times, when we all did this choreo and our knees could handle it youtu.be/mYP4MgxDV2U
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OFFICIAL HD Let's Move! "Move Your Body" Music Video with Beyoncé - NABEF
YouTube video by NAB Leadership Foundation
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Charles Pulliam-Moore @charlespulliam.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seen a lot of people responding to this with “I’m just going to pirate the show,” and I want to gently remind everyone that the central idea in this piece is that there’s no way to engage with the Potter franchise in any capacity that doesn’t benefit Rowling and her bigotry
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
That fence doesn’t seem very protective, someone might throw something at it or even break in and do some serious damage…
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Tuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
Image of Sundar Pichai and the Gmail logo
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is so homophobic. Wdym I see Boobs Marriage Pussy?!?
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
For those still mourning Holy Dolly, honor her memory by watching this little campy comedy musical she made with Burt Reynolds. It has the gayest locker room scene ever made on screen
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
JFC!!! What in the AI shit is this, #Apple? How dare you do that to Dolly?!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think I wanna die too. Seems like all the good ones are on the other side…
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“I need a blow, now” He obviously meant a blow torch but I was ready
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Man's Gawk Suck Gesture
Alt: Man's Gawk Suck Gesture
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There’s currently an objectively hot plumber in my kitchen right now that looks like the love child of Chad Michael Murray and Mario Lopez (circa 00’s): 1.90m, huge shoulders, small round ass, and… the pipe is piping! I watched too much 🌽 to handle this situation like a rational adult
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cynthia’s voicebox @cynthiaspickle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Good morning! J.K. Rowling is a CUNT. Pass it on 🙂‍↕️
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Not her… not Dolly…
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My curtains tassels are very slay boots the house down mama Also, I’m very bored during morning calls with a bunch of straight tech nerds talking nonsense so let me be
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
How do you reply when your straight men colleagues call you “mate” or “bruh”? ‘Cause I just feel second-hand cringe but… thanks, i guess?!
A portrait of a person with a voluminous, curly, ginger-colored wig, wearing large, textured gold hoop earrings and an off-the-shoulder top with horizontal stripes in black, gold, and rust. The subject has dramatic, high-glam makeup featuring warm tones. The background is a vibrant, geometric pattern of bright magenta and orange.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Can someone please call my office and pretend that I’m someone’s emergency contact so I can go home and have a nap because I’m very tired and I don’t wanna be an adult today? Thank you
A close-up selfie of a person with shaved hair and a short, gray-flecked beard, resting their chin on their hand. They wear a maroon t-shirt and a red smartwatch with a dark, textured braided band. The background shows an interior space with a white drop ceiling, a bright rectangular light panel, and a window partially covered by a roller shade.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I know that tomorrow I will have the prettiest lunchbox in the office Also, who am i that I come home from work and have dinner + lunch ready and a clean kitchen by 8.30?!
A rectangular plastic container sits on a black granite countertop, filled with mapo tofu on one side and fluffy white rice on the other. The dish is topped with a generous sprinkle of fresh, sliced green onions.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This looks so cheerfully sad
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
✨Meatballs & Margaritas✨
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Otter beef. 🦦🍯 @zekeytheotter.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Icon. 🕊️🤍
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Do we know anything about Lil Nas X? How’s he doing?
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It’s a margarita+guac+sandra bullock kinda night!
A television screen displays a scene from a movie featuring two people lying in separate beds, positioned above a white TV stand holding a game console. In the immediate foreground, a dark wooden table holds a glass bowl filled with guacamole, a bag of "Doritos" labeled "COOL ORIGINAL FLAVOUR TORTILLA CHIPS," and a grey mug containing an iced drink with the text "NOT UNTIL I HAVE DRUNK THIS!" printed on the side.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I said this more than once and it bears repeating: British people are inherently racist. Let’s call it like it is. apple.news/AAV7Aq3Q0TWS...
apple.news
Jason Arday, professor at centre of Cambridge plagiarism row, found dead — The Guardian
Academic was pronounced dead at his home in south London after police called to address after 3pm on Friday
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
So Carly did not call to remind me “we don't settle for depression on a Friday night” and yesterday I bought: - a £600 mattress - a box of wines with express delivery - 3 bougie home sprays - a family bucket of Korean wings that has mysteriously disappeared, idk a family must’ve broke in and ate it
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Ok, enough with these fucking alerts!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Morning faggies! I can’t believe I traded freelancing and working from literally anywhere in the world to 9AM calls inside a box inside a room inside an office. At least they pay me well, i guess
A laptop sits on a dark wood-grained desk inside a small soundproof office booth with teal and dark grey acoustic wall panels. The laptop screen displays a video conference call in a grid layout, featuring circular participant icons labeled with their initials. To the left of the laptop is a partially full clear plastic water bottle with a label that reads "100% Recycled Plastic." Through the glass partition on the right, an open-plan office is visible, containing desks, chairs, and a window.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have officially become a Cambridger… a Cambridgeonian… a Cambridgerian… Fuck, I just got a bike
A black Probike Escape mountain bike is parked against a metal bike rack on a concrete sidewalk beside a red brick wall. A portion of another bike with the word "carrera" on the frame is visible in the background. Text visible on the main bike includes "PROBIKE", "ESCAPE", and "CRUSSO".A selfie of a person on a bile with a salt and pepper beard, wearing a black bike helmet, black-rimmed glasses, and a burgundy shirt with a grey backpack. The cyclist is on a paved path marked with a white painted bicycle symbol, flanked by a grassy field and a blue sky with light clouds.A low-angle, landscape-oriented view of a paved path winding through a grassy field under a bright, sunlit sky filled with wispy, streaky clouds. The sun is partially obscured by the dark silhouette of a tree at the top of the frame, casting long shadows across the edge of the path. Tall, dry grasses grow along the side of the path, and distant buildings are faintly visible on the horizon against the soft, warm glow of the sky.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So… I guess this is what happens when I have a kitchen all to myself! Green curry quinoa with roasted veggies and grilled chicken I’m gonna marry myself since nobody will
A dark bowl filled with a meal consisting of a serving of quinoa, slices of grilled chicken breast, roasted broccoli florets, red bell pepper pieces, and sliced zucchini, all set against a dark, speckled countertop background.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
New home is starting to look pretty!!!
A hand in the foreground makes a finger heart gesture with a sparkling pink heart emoji overlay, revealing a small tattoo on the wrist. The background shows an open-concept apartment with light laminate wood flooring, a white kitchen, and a dark blue couch with two throw pillows. Stacked moving boxes near the couch bear the text "nutribullet" and "cookworks." To the right, a dining area includes a table with four chairs positioned near a window with light curtains.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I may have sweated a little bit
A person with a shaved head, short beard, glasses, and three small earrings is seated on a train. They are wearing a tan t-shirt and pulling the fabric slightly away from his body to reveal a sweat stain under their arm while looking back toward the camera.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I fucking did it. Packed everything and tomorrow I will be in my new home after 9 years in this shithole
A first-person view shows a hand with a small tattoo on the wrist holding up a middle finger in a room filled with moving supplies. To the right, stacks of cardboard moving boxes are labeled "MOVING BOXES" and sealed with tape marked "FRAGILE". To the left, a tall stack of beige zippered fabric storage bags rests near a desk area with a pair of glasses. The room features wood-effect flooring, recessed ceiling lights, beige curtains, and a dark wardrobe. A partial view of a red blanket or sheet is visible in the bottom right foreground.
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 people joined London's biggest ever Trans+ pride and protest to show solidarity and strength with the Trans+ community 🏳️‍⚧️ Ki Griffin reports 👇
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 26/07/2026
150,000 marched yesterday in London for trans rights. Opened the Sky News app. Scrolled and scrolled. Nothing. BBC News app. Nothing. Guardian app. Nothing. This is what actual silencing looks like.
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