iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

So… what does it mean when you match with lots of guys you’ve texted first on hinge but they always end up ghosting/unmatching you after a couple of days of trying to get to know them?

A person with a shaved head and with short, gray-toned facial hair rests their head against a couple of large, textured beige pillows. They’re wearing glasses with thin, dark frames and a simple black t-shirt. A thin chain with a small, heart-shaped charm hangs around their neck. They have a pensive expression, looking slightly upward and to the side with their index finger resting thoughtfully on their lower lip.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can use any app as a dating app. Especially Vinted Soooo many good deals on that app!

A medium shot of a woman with long, layered, light brown hair featuring blonde highlights. She is wearing a white off-the-shoulder top and a prominent gold cuff bracelet on her wrist. She is looking at the camera with a skeptical, playful expression while resting her hand near her ear. The background is a studio set featuring a blurred city skyline. Text in the bottom left corner reads: "@WENDYWILLIAMS Wendy".

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

😎That’s all👠 Btw, i love finding cute cheap tickets for these shows in the front rows…

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Uhm… not sure about this one tbh

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

She was hysterical. And I love her for that!

A selfie of a smiling man with a shaved head and glasses wearing a dark denim jacket, positioned next to a smiling woman with auburn hair and bright red lipstick wearing a maroon sweater. The woman is wearing a badge that reads, "I'M ON vocal rest. Fanks SO MUCH!!". In the background, a building exterior sign reads, "THE HORSE & GUARDSMAN".

A close-up view of a person wearing a maroon textured sweater and a lanyard with a clear plastic ID badge holder. A yellow card inside the badge reads, "I'M ON vocal rest! OH, MARY! Fanks". The person's hands are shown holding a piece of cream-colored fabric with hand-stitched red letters that spell "IBO", while a smartphone is held in the foreground.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Also, did I mention I’m on the second row, central seat?

A view from a theater seat looking toward a stage, featuring a large, pleated gold curtain with a decorative scalloped edge on the left side. The curtain is partially drawn, set against a dark, moody background.

A close-up, motion-blurred, and slightly distorted selfie of a person with light facial hair wearing glasses, captured under warm, reddish lighting.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Me: omg, i’m so broke. where did all my adult money go?! Also me after getting my first paycheck:

A hand holds a bright yellow promotional flyer for the stage production "Avenue Q," featuring a cast of puppets and human actors arranged in the shape of a large letter "Q." The text on the flyer reads: "THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON Avenue Q WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR NOW COME BACK AGAIN AND GET £20 OFF YOUR NEXT VISIT SCAN THE QR CODE OR ENTER THE CODE DRIEDUPCUNT TO REDEEM [QR Code graphic] Valid on Monday – Friday performances £20 off Band A, B and C tickets Subject to availability."

A digital interface displays a countdown of "6 days until your show!" The central image is a yellow poster featuring a circular black-and-white portrait of a person. The poster text reads: "JINKX MONSOON IS MARY TODD LINCOLN in “OH, MARY!” A NEW PLAY BY COLE ESCOLA ENTIRE PRODUCTION DIRECTED BY SAM PINKLETON". Below the poster, the interface shows the text: "Fri, Sep 25, 19:30 | Trafalgar Theatre". The bottom of the screen includes navigation icons labeled "Send tix," "Help," "Tickets," and "More," followed by a large button that reads: "Book dinner, transport & more".

A promotional digital poster for a musical featuring a woman in a sparkling red strapless dress and a flowing red cape. Overlay text reads: "VANESSA WILLIAMS", "UNTIL 19 SEPTEMBER ONLY", "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA THE MUSICAL", and "DOMINION THEATRE". Below the image, text displays "Mon, Sep 28, 19:30 | Dominion Theatre", followed by navigation icons for "Send tix", "Help", "Tickets", and "More". At the bottom is a button labeled "Book dinner, transport & more".

A promotional poster for the musical "Into the Woods" depicting a cast of actors in fairy-tale costumes standing in a dark, lush forest. The poster includes the text: "‘A SUBLIME PRODUCTION OF A SUBLIME MUSICAL’ TIME OUT", "INTO THE WOODS", "NOËL COWARD THEATRE", and "DELFONT MACKINTOSH THEATRES". The digital interface below the image contains buttons with the text: "Into The Woods", "Send tix", "Help", "Tickets", "More", and a large button labeled "Book dinner, transport & more".

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Took mysef out on a theater date and I had the best time ever! Also, if you happen to be in London go see Avenue Q, it’s the funniest show ever!

A person holds a bright yellow promotional flyer for the musical "Avenue Q," featuring a graphic of puppets and human actors arranged inside a large letter "Q." The text on the flyer reads: "THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON Avenue Q. WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR NOW. COME BACK AGAIN AND GET £20 OFF YOUR NEXT VISIT. SCAN THE QR CODE OR ENTER THE CODE DRIEDUPCUNT TO REDEEM." Below the QR code, the text continues: "Valid on Monday – Friday performances. £20 off Band A, B and C tickets. Subject to availability."

A low-angle shot of the ornate stone facade of the Shaftesbury Theatre, draped with vibrant yellow banners promoting the musical "Avenue Q." Large signs on the building read: "SHAFTESBURY," "Avenue Q," "THE AWARD-WINNING MUSICAL COMEDY," "COME ON IN," and "AVENUE Q." One banner features a graphic of a puppet character. Below, a queue of people waits behind red velvet stanchion ropes to enter the theater, while tree leaves frame the left side of the frame against an overcast sky.

An orange iced drink in a plastic cup with a lemon slice and a green and white striped straw sits on a round green table next to a fried rice ball in a cardboard tray. The rice ball, partially wrapped in green and white striped paper, has a bite removed to show the creamy rice interior. A small black graphic of a bow is printed on the side of the plastic cup. The background shows an outdoor patio setting with metal chairs and umbrella poles.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

For those still mourning Holy Dolly, honor her memory by watching this little campy comedy musical she made with Burt Reynolds. It has the gayest locker room scene ever made on screen

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

JFC!!! What in the AI shit is this, #Apple? How dare you do that to Dolly?!

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

My curtains tassels are very slay boots the house down mama Also, I’m very bored during morning calls with a bunch of straight tech nerds talking nonsense so let me be

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How do you reply when your straight men colleagues call you “mate” or “bruh”? ‘Cause I just feel second-hand cringe but… thanks, i guess?!

A portrait of a person with a voluminous, curly, ginger-colored wig, wearing large, textured gold hoop earrings and an off-the-shoulder top with horizontal stripes in black, gold, and rust. The subject has dramatic, high-glam makeup featuring warm tones. The background is a vibrant, geometric pattern of bright magenta and orange.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Can someone please call my office and pretend that I’m someone’s emergency contact so I can go home and have a nap because I’m very tired and I don’t wanna be an adult today? Thank you

A close-up selfie of a person with shaved hair and a short, gray-flecked beard, resting their chin on their hand. They wear a maroon t-shirt and a red smartwatch with a dark, textured braided band. The background shows an interior space with a white drop ceiling, a bright rectangular light panel, and a window partially covered by a roller shade.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I know that tomorrow I will have the prettiest lunchbox in the office Also, who am i that I come home from work and have dinner + lunch ready and a clean kitchen by 8.30?!

A rectangular plastic container sits on a black granite countertop, filled with mapo tofu on one side and fluffy white rice on the other. The dish is topped with a generous sprinkle of fresh, sliced green onions.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

It’s a margarita+guac+sandra bullock kinda night!

A television screen displays a scene from a movie featuring two people lying in separate beds, positioned above a white TV stand holding a game console. In the immediate foreground, a dark wooden table holds a glass bowl filled with guacamole, a bag of "Doritos" labeled "COOL ORIGINAL FLAVOUR TORTILLA CHIPS," and a grey mug containing an iced drink with the text "NOT UNTIL I HAVE DRUNK THIS!" printed on the side.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Morning faggies! I can’t believe I traded freelancing and working from literally anywhere in the world to 9AM calls inside a box inside a room inside an office. At least they pay me well, i guess

A laptop sits on a dark wood-grained desk inside a small soundproof office booth with teal and dark grey acoustic wall panels. The laptop screen displays a video conference call in a grid layout, featuring circular participant icons labeled with their initials. To the left of the laptop is a partially full clear plastic water bottle with a label that reads "100% Recycled Plastic." Through the glass partition on the right, an open-plan office is visible, containing desks, chairs, and a window.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I have officially become a Cambridger… a Cambridgeonian… a Cambridgerian… Fuck, I just got a bike

A black Probike Escape mountain bike is parked against a metal bike rack on a concrete sidewalk beside a red brick wall. A portion of another bike with the word "carrera" on the frame is visible in the background. Text visible on the main bike includes "PROBIKE", "ESCAPE", and "CRUSSO".

A selfie of a person on a bile with a salt and pepper beard, wearing a black bike helmet, black-rimmed glasses, and a burgundy shirt with a grey backpack. The cyclist is on a paved path marked with a white painted bicycle symbol, flanked by a grassy field and a blue sky with light clouds.

A low-angle, landscape-oriented view of a paved path winding through a grassy field under a bright, sunlit sky filled with wispy, streaky clouds. The sun is partially obscured by the dark silhouette of a tree at the top of the frame, casting long shadows across the edge of the path. Tall, dry grasses grow along the side of the path, and distant buildings are faintly visible on the horizon against the soft, warm glow of the sky.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

So… I guess this is what happens when I have a kitchen all to myself! Green curry quinoa with roasted veggies and grilled chicken I’m gonna marry myself since nobody will

A dark bowl filled with a meal consisting of a serving of quinoa, slices of grilled chicken breast, roasted broccoli florets, red bell pepper pieces, and sliced zucchini, all set against a dark, speckled countertop background.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

New home is starting to look pretty!!!

A hand in the foreground makes a finger heart gesture with a sparkling pink heart emoji overlay, revealing a small tattoo on the wrist. The background shows an open-concept apartment with light laminate wood flooring, a white kitchen, and a dark blue couch with two throw pillows. Stacked moving boxes near the couch bear the text "nutribullet" and "cookworks." To the right, a dining area includes a table with four chairs positioned near a window with light curtains.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I may have sweated a little bit

A person with a shaved head, short beard, glasses, and three small earrings is seated on a train. They are wearing a tan t-shirt and pulling the fabric slightly away from his body to reveal a sweat stain under their arm while looking back toward the camera.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I fucking did it. Packed everything and tomorrow I will be in my new home after 9 years in this shithole

A first-person view shows a hand with a small tattoo on the wrist holding up a middle finger in a room filled with moving supplies. To the right, stacks of cardboard moving boxes are labeled "MOVING BOXES" and sealed with tape marked "FRAGILE". To the left, a tall stack of beige zippered fabric storage bags rests near a desk area with a pair of glasses. The room features wood-effect flooring, recessed ceiling lights, beige curtains, and a dark wardrobe. A partial view of a red blanket or sheet is visible in the bottom right foreground.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Currently staying at an Airbnb bc my new apartment is not ready yet and it’s so damn quiet I’m terrified of taking a 💩 knowing my farts would be heard in the entire village #Blessed #AboutToBurst #Hashtag

A person with a shaved head and a light gray beard smiles at the camera while lying down on a bed. They are wearing a dark t-shirt and a thin silver necklace. One hand is resting on the top of their head. In the background, a dark gray tufted headboard and a decorative wall piece are visible above the white bed linens.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Why do I have so much stuff?! 😭

A room filled with stacked moving boxes, packed luggage, and household belongings, including a large cardboard box topped with a pile of folded clothing, a blue suitcase, and a white storage bag.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

First of all, gross. Who the fuck is that? Second of all, they made me kick a ball in front of everyone at the company event. I’m about to send my resignation letter after the free dinner at the 5✨ hotel

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I like feeling fancy shmancy in the morning!

A breakfast scene on a dark table next to large, white-framed multi-pane windows looking out onto a sunny outdoor landscape of trees and buildings. On the table is a plate featuring a croissant and smoked salmon on toast, a small bowl of assorted fresh fruit, a gray coffee mug, a small white creamer, and a tablet device. The scene is illuminated by strong, directional sunlight casting grid-like shadows across the table surface.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Breakfast with a view. Goodmorning paupers!

A view from a dining table next to large, multi-paned windows overlooking a lawn and trees. On the table, a white plate holds a slice of bread, a pastry, and a banana. Beside the plate are a gray mug, a small white creamer, salt and pepper shakers, a small vase with white flowers, and a packet labeled "Sugar".

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hi peasants, this is my office this week

A grand, historic red-brick mansion with intricate Tudor-style architecture and numerous windows, set against a clear blue sky. The building is viewed from a driveway bordered by a manicured lawn and a low chain barrier. A small green sign on the lawn reads, "No Parking." In the foreground, an individual is walking along the path.

A historic red brick building features ornate gables, a diaper pattern in the brickwork, and multiple black-framed windows with leaded glass. A small turret on the roof supports a weather vane displaying the letter "N." The building is set against a clear blue sky, with a leafy green bush visible on the right side.

A wood-paneled lounge featuring intricate carved woodwork, decorative ceiling beams, and a large crystal chandelier. The room is furnished with several upholstered armchairs in various neutral tones, arranged on a patterned carpet. Warm light emanates from table lamps throughout the space. A sign on a small counter in the foreground reads: "Welcome to the library. Please scan the QR code to view our menu."

A view from inside a building looking out through an open doorway onto a landscaped area. In the foreground, a dark wooden door frame surrounds an illuminated metal lantern and a prominent stone column. A green exit sign on the wall displays a "running person icon with a directional arrow." Beyond the doorway, a stone-tiled patio leads to a gravel path and a green, tree-lined lawn under a bright, overcast sky.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Hi peasants, this is my office this week

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

On the train with a bunch of teen girls from St. Mary Catholic School and… brother, the uncatholic things they’re saying!

A close-up selfie of a person with a shaved head and facial hair wearing dark-rimmed glasses, looking directly into the camera with wide, intense eyes. The setting is inside a public transport carriage, with an overhead luggage rack visible above. On the left wall is a sign titled "passenger safety instructions" containing a section on "Evacuation via doors." To the right, a framed "Network route map" for "greater" services is displayed on the wall.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I’m— Ok, I guess I understand why I’m still single now

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Rate-A-Queen: who’s gonna sashay away next? Pick your 6, the two bottom queens will battle it out against the explosive diarrhea virus 1. Ben Shapiro 2. Matt Gaetz 3. JD Vance 4. Clarence Thomas 5. RFK Jr 6. Orangina Trumpolina

A graphic featuring a glowing, neon pink triangle outline centered against a dark, hazy, purple background, with the text "RATE-A-QUEEN" in a matching neon pink font overlaid across the middle.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Remember when I was looking at flats to rent and the one I really liked had AI photos plus the letting agency wanted a British guarantor bc they’re racist? I had their account and all listings suspended until they remove every trace of AI slop. It’s the little {petty} things, y’know?

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

It’s also a focaccia with nutella kinda day ✨because i’m worth it✨

A square, flaky nut-filled pastry layered with nutella and coated in crushed nuts, topped with a generous layer of powdered sugar, resting on a piece of white parchment paper.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

✨Product Placement✨ It’s totally a stuffed focaccia day!

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I mean, I’m even fucking good at. But that’s beside the point! I’m a scammer now!!! This is 🤮 (Also, don’t look at my mess. I’m moving out. You’re being homophobic)

A room with dark wood-look flooring and a sloping white ceiling featuring multiple light bulbs and a smoke detector. A bed with a dark frame and green bedding is positioned against the beige wall, with storage containers underneath. To the left, a black chair supports a TV and an acoustic guitar. To the right, two black storage benches extend along the wall, holding various items including a frying pan and an appliance labeled "Instant Pot."

An AI-generated bedroom with dark wood flooring features a dark wood bed frame with a grey comforter and two pillows, placed against an off-white wall under a sloped ceiling. To the left of the bed is a dark chair holding a television mounted on a stand with visible cables and electronic devices. To the right of the bed is a small, dark two-drawer nightstand. The room is illuminated by multiple bare light bulbs recessed into the ceiling, along with a smoke detector.

A bedroom and home office setup with dark wood flooring and off-white walls. To the left, a teal suitcase sits by a window with beige curtains, topped with a small desk fan. A tall black wardrobe stands in the corner next to a desk cluttered with a laptop, a computer monitor, and colorful sticky notes. A black gaming chair is positioned at the desk, while various items of clothing hang on the wall to the right. Underneath the desk is a storage box decorated with a rainbow illustration and the text "Magic Garden."

An AI-generated empty room with dark wood-effect laminate flooring and plain white walls. To the left, a window with beige curtains sits above a white radiator. A tall, black two-door wardrobe is positioned in the corner. A white paneled door is on the right, and the ceiling features several recessed spotlights.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Just saw 3 flats in the area I wanted - The old (ish) one with a small garden and a lanai (i’m gonna call it that and you can’t stop me) - The new one of a lesbian couple all decorated but it’s ground floor - The huge one of a mechanic, kinda rustic, basically empty Which one should I choose?

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Guess who’s so lucky to have arranged MULTIPLE viewings across Cambridge in the next 4 days?!

A mobile weather application interface displaying a 10-day forecast over a blue gradient background. Each row features a day of the week, a weather icon, a low temperature, a horizontal bar indicating the temperature range, and a high temperature. The interface includes navigation icons for a map and a list at the bottom. Text reads: "10-DAY FORECAST. Today 15° 28°. Tue 16° 33°. Wed 20° 35°. Thu 19° 33°. Fri 22° 30°. Sat 19° 26°. Sun 16° 23°. Mon 14° 23°. Tue 14° 23°. Wed 15° 23°. AIR POLLUTION.

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Sweetie. I ate the whole thing! (Just for reference)

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

{staring at your group chats}

A low-resolution, slightly blurry animated still of Peter Griffin, a heavy-set man with light skin, wearing glasses and a short-sleeved button-down shirt. He is holding a cigarette, to his mouth. He is positioned in a dark, indoor room with partially visible window blinds in the background.

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