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@andyhey.bsky.social
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✨He/They✨ Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt I do design, I say gay shit, I follow back based on interactions✌️ 🇮🇹 in 🇬🇧

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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Wendys Whatever Bye
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I forgot that you need to post pole on main to be acknowledged. My bad
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Pppole: Man's Performance Art with Water Spray
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So… what does it mean when you match with lots of guys you’ve texted first on hinge but they always end up ghosting/unmatching you after a couple of days of trying to get to know them?
A person with a shaved head and with short, gray-toned facial hair rests their head against a couple of large, textured beige pillows. They’re wearing glasses with thin, dark frames and a simple black t-shirt. A thin chain with a small, heart-shaped charm hangs around their neck. They have a pensive expression, looking slightly upward and to the side with their index finger resting thoughtfully on their lower lip.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re entitled to it, but it was unexpected nonetheless Please, carry on
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAMA…
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
True. But that just works as multiplier for the stupid factor, imo
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, it’s a known fact that you must be pretty stupid to belive magic ghosts exist
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I saw the video! Hopefully, old people will not ruin what they’ve achieved with their usual greed
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s funny that I’m not an herbivore and basically have the same groceries 😅
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is genuinely genius!!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear this but you can use any app as a dating app. Especially Vinted Soooo many good deals on that app!
A medium shot of a woman with long, layered, light brown hair featuring blonde highlights. She is wearing a white off-the-shoulder top and a prominent gold cuff bracelet on her wrist. She is looking at the camera with a skeptical, playful expression while resting her hand near her ear. The background is a studio set featuring a blurred city skyline. Text in the bottom left corner reads: "@WENDYWILLIAMS Wendy".
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
❤️ you’re the best pocket friend I lonely person could wish for And i’m so gonna steal pocket friends and trademark it
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You know that feeling of looking at your life and feeling like “wow, I accomplished so much! I’m so proud of me” but you have nobody to share that feeling with? And I mean no friends or lovers or family members… it’s just you and your accomplishments and nothing else. Ykwim?
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Without going into spoilers bc I respect your privacy, how likely would it be to get a simple text editor on Elipsa/Libra? Bc as a UX/UI designer i could tell you, it’s very much doable with the elements you have and I may or may not have a concept of it 😬✌️
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes please, i feel like some pizza soup would totally heal me. Thenkyew
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you… cough cough
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ok, so jsyk I’m sick tomorrow and I gotta work from home. I spent the whooooole night feeling awful. No, I didn’t go to London to see a musical. I was at home, sick, bed ridden with an unspeakable affliction. Is that clear?
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😎That’s all👠 Btw, i love finding cute cheap tickets for these shows in the front rows…
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Uhm… not sure about this one tbh
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She was hysterical. And I love her for that!
A selfie of a smiling man with a shaved head and glasses wearing a dark denim jacket, positioned next to a smiling woman with auburn hair and bright red lipstick wearing a maroon sweater. The woman is wearing a badge that reads, "I'M ON vocal rest. Fanks SO MUCH!!". In the background, a building exterior sign reads, "THE HORSE & GUARDSMAN".
A close-up view of a person wearing a maroon textured sweater and a lanyard with a clear plastic ID badge holder. A yellow card inside the badge reads, "I'M ON vocal rest! OH, MARY! Fanks". The person's hands are shown holding a piece of cream-colored fabric with hand-stitched red letters that spell "IBO", while a smartphone is held in the foreground.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t un… I need them both!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do you think it’ll be a problem?
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, did I mention I’m on the second row, central seat?
A view from a theater seat looking toward a stage, featuring a large, pleated gold curtain with a decorative scalloped edge on the left side. The curtain is partially drawn, set against a dark, moody background.A close-up, motion-blurred, and slightly distorted selfie of a person with light facial hair wearing glasses, captured under warm, reddish lighting.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The foyer of the theater has an assortment of gays of any race, age and race all with purses, old gay and lebian couples kissing, non-binary baristas throwing shade, moms with queer kids doing drag race musicals in the corner, straight women allies feeling free for one night… I fucking love us 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, i’m on the train sitting between a younger beefed-up version of Pedro Pascal and a healthy clone or Antoni Porowsky. I’m feeling things
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, Jinkx!
A digital flyer for a theatrical production set against a yellow background, featuring a black-and-white circular portrait of a person in 19th-century attire. Text overlay reads: "Today's the day! 🥳 JINKX MONSOON is MARY TODD LINCOLN in “OH, MARY!” A NEW PLAY BY COLE ESCOLA ENTIRE PRODUCTION DIRECTED BY SAM PINKLETON". Below the graphic, text displays: "Fri 25 Sep, 19:30 • Trafalgar Theatre". At the bottom is a button with a ticket icon labeled: "Plan your visit".
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You can just stay here with us and not use the creepy social. I mean, they’re trying to be very creepy over here too, but at least the real people are nice on this side… …please?! 🥹
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dylan‽ @audhdylan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can't wait to see NAZA, and really appreciated Marisa's thoughts here. If you can't catch it in theaters, The Guardian will be streaming the film for free in November.
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Global release announced for acclaimed Gaza documentary NAZA
Theatrical rollout across 56 territories planned for documentary about Israel’s mass killing of civilians in Gaza before film will stream on Guardian website
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
New — I had the opportunity to see NAZA, the documentary freaking out the Israeli government because of its horrifying firsthand descriptions of the way the IDF has used AI to target and massacre Palestinian civilians. My thoughts on the film’s damning revelations, and the banality of evil:
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I saw the documentary the Israeli government doesn’t want you to see
'NAZA' dispels once and for all the myth that the IDF didn't target civilians in Gaza.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How do… wait, is it happening to everyone?! I’ve spent the past week feeling like I’m falling off the mattress and waking up exhausted for that.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stakeholders: “We need to change direction. We need to target Gen Z. Make the design Gen Z, like… think Gen Z first” Me: {crying in Millennial}
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Nodding Dan Levy
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Moira Rose: That's Wonderful! (Schitt's Creek)
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What?!? We were “almost” neighbors and I didn’t know?!?! 🫪
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
She’s the ONLY reason why I’m going. She’s soon gonna be replaced by Teri Hatcher and I just can’t with her…
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me: omg, i’m so broke. where did all my adult money go?! Also me after getting my first paycheck:
A hand holds a bright yellow promotional flyer for the stage production "Avenue Q," featuring a cast of puppets and human actors arranged in the shape of a large letter "Q." The text on the flyer reads: "THANK YOU FOR JOINING US ON Avenue Q WE'RE ONLY HERE FOR NOW COME BACK AGAIN AND GET £20 OFF YOUR NEXT VISIT SCAN THE QR CODE OR ENTER THE CODE DRIEDUPCUNT TO REDEEM [QR Code graphic] Valid on Monday – Friday performances £20 off Band A, B and C tickets Subject to availability."A digital interface displays a countdown of "6 days until your show!" The central image is a yellow poster featuring a circular black-and-white portrait of a person. The poster text reads: "JINKX MONSOON IS MARY TODD LINCOLN in “OH, MARY!” A NEW PLAY BY COLE ESCOLA ENTIRE PRODUCTION DIRECTED BY SAM PINKLETON". Below the poster, the interface shows the text: "Fri, Sep 25, 19:30 | Trafalgar Theatre". The bottom of the screen includes navigation icons labeled "Send tix," "Help," "Tickets," and "More," followed by a large button that reads: "Book dinner, transport & more".A promotional digital poster for a musical featuring a woman in a sparkling red strapless dress and a flowing red cape. Overlay text reads: "VANESSA WILLIAMS", "UNTIL 19 SEPTEMBER ONLY", "THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA THE MUSICAL", and "DOMINION THEATRE". Below the image, text displays "Mon, Sep 28, 19:30 | Dominion Theatre", followed by navigation icons for "Send tix", "Help", "Tickets", and "More". At the bottom is a button labeled "Book dinner, transport & more".A promotional poster for the musical "Into the Woods" depicting a cast of actors in fairy-tale costumes standing in a dark, lush forest. The poster includes the text: "‘A SUBLIME PRODUCTION OF A SUBLIME MUSICAL’ TIME OUT", "INTO THE WOODS", "NOËL COWARD THEATRE", and "DELFONT MACKINTOSH THEATRES". The digital interface below the image contains buttons with the text: "Into The Woods", "Send tix", "Help", "Tickets", "More", and a large button labeled "Book dinner, transport & more".
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You know what would help, @forbes.com ? It would help if you did your job correctly and called it a “it” not a “she” and it would also help tremendously if you called it an AI chatbot and didn’t use the word actor, not even in quotes.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One thing that is also incredibly commendable and that I genuinely hope you’ll improve upon moving forward is the fact that the new models are repairable, which makes Kobo the only e-reader company offering that (at least to my knowledge)
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🔫🎃Scott Martian Invaders 🎃🛼 @youcaughtscott.com · 17/09/2026
Head of Bluesky’s Trust and Safety just said threatening trans people with concentration camps is fine.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tell me, how shitty is your Mondy Morning going? I’ll start. The delivery guys are finally bringing and building my bed. At 6.45 am. The end. Of me! Wtf is this?!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The screen is Samsung, the Siri is Google… they just make the logo
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Ok. Real talk. I don’t understand the hype for foldable phones. Of any company! The only cute thing about this duo is the animation when it opens. That’s it.
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wait a sec… does that mean I could potentially beg and bribe you to get your… you-know-what? Oh god. I have become one of them! 🤡
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s how I feel 99.5% of the times, but I get it
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Barbie Doll's Surprised Disgusted Look
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That’s why you take two weeks, you silly goose! You go on vacation, leave your colleagues in store to struggle, and come back in store just in time to get your new phone with the discount leaving customers hanging because it won’t restock until next month Simple!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You should’ve booked your annual leave
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🥹 …and hope
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Is it coming with an update or do we just repair our account now? Also, I don’t suppose this works also with sideloaded books, correct?!
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Andy✌️ @andyhey.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It’s one of my Top 10 favorite musicals of all times! They’re doing this £20 off promo now, so I think i might go back to see the other cast
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