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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I haven’t seen a Herbert down this bad against people from Colorado since the Smith-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I call him Tyson Pageant because he looks like a chicken walking down the runway out there.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

went in a replica of an 18th century ship. Oceans Are Now Battlefields.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

This baseball game is on pace for 90 minutes.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Other mommies only do this when they’re scared. The other mommy is in extreme distress and needs food and water.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

How in Remember the Titans, The Titans, who were staying at Gettysburg College, not realize they were at the site of the Battle of Gettysburg?

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The White Sox catcher has an IQ of -100

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In Gettysburg today and what an honor for Mr Lincoln to meet…uh a guy in a sweater

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The biggest Yankees fan at my high school switched from being a big emo goth guy into being a redneck big truck guy in the matter of like 3 months. A truly fascinating transition. David Attenborough should’ve narrated it.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I think I could play better defense than the Yankees and I haven’t played baseball since I was 7.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no... Going Henry II mode when the dumb Pope’s team is beating your team in the playoffs.

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Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Wikipedia

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Instagram algorithm is convinced I love Ween when in fact I loathe Ween.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You know elf Yoda had to do it to ‘em

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Never forget that one of the guest judges on Iron Chef Japan was a Japanese reggae rapper named Korn. Mind you this was filmed at the same time the actual Korn was extremely popular.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*Hercule when Gabe visits* “This boy has no little grey cells. Terriblé!”

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

*No Broke Boys voice* “4 straight plays, 26 yard”

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

a beautiful Jeremiah Smith tuddy.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Folks we must simply go with a Nude/Ok Computer here.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

it’s the freakin weekin

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Remember that people listen to Ween songs on purpose. You aren’t doing too bad.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

*STOP* “There they are,…The Three” “Sire, what shall we ask them?” “Is the bar full? Shall we obey thy motha?”

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m sure this comedian guy who gets recommended to me on instagram every 3 seconds is funny enough but he looks exactly like serial killer Gary Ridgway.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“They call it the Iroquois Theater. The Iroquois Theater Chicago. Not my favorite town, bad town to me, but it’s a great theater and kids this December 30, 1903, Barron will be there, Eddie Foy and the production Mr. Blue Beard will be in town”

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

On my way to trying Qdoba for the first time on September 7, 2011 the Yaroslavl Lokomotiv hockey team airplane crashed in Russia killing everyone on board.

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026