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Kylie Minotaur

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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 15m
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I haven’t seen a Herbert down this bad against people from Colorado since the Smith-Hawley Tariff Act of 1930.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Seahawks are no longer honkin’ on Bobo
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I call him Tyson Pageant because he looks like a chicken walking down the runway out there.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
went in a replica of an 18th century ship. Oceans Are Now Battlefields.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jose Ramirez top 3 athlete of all time for me. I love him very much.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
YOU KNOW BRO!! HOME RUN PITCH
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This baseball game is on pace for 90 minutes.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Arch in the second half.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texas fans right now.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Other mommies only do this when they’re scared. The other mommy is in extreme distress and needs food and water.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Apparently it’s Perry Como?
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How in Remember the Titans, The Titans, who were staying at Gettysburg College, not realize they were at the site of the Battle of Gettysburg?
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The White Sox catcher has an IQ of -100
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
In Gettysburg today and what an honor for Mr Lincoln to meet…uh a guy in a sweater
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“insular Tahiti” is one of my favorite things in the whole book.
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Kevin Fox @michigrim.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
A captcha that is a reference to the opening scene of Master and Commander
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(I did not actually vote for these people)
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Doing my civic duty.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The biggest Yankees fan at my high school switched from being a big emo goth guy into being a redneck big truck guy in the matter of like 3 months. A truly fascinating transition. David Attenborough should’ve narrated it.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was gonna be a star but I broke my arm. Extremely unfair 😭😢😭
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I could play better defense than the Yankees and I haven’t played baseball since I was 7.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_no... Going Henry II mode when the dumb Pope’s team is beating your team in the playoffs.
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Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Wikipedia
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Instagram algorithm is convinced I love Ween when in fact I loathe Ween.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thinking about those Guards.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know elf Yoda had to do it to ‘em
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Never forget that one of the guest judges on Iron Chef Japan was a Japanese reggae rapper named Korn. Mind you this was filmed at the same time the actual Korn was extremely popular.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Stay Together For the Kids voice) SO HERES YOUR FOUR STRAIGHT PLAYS.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*Hercule when Gabe visits* “This boy has no little grey cells. Terriblé!”
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t stop saying it over and over.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*No Broke Boys voice* “4 straight plays, 26 yard”
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a beautiful Jeremiah Smith tuddy.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got my eyes on you Bielema
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
kinda rules how looking back it was always clear Jonny Greenwood had the juice.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Folks we must simply go with a Nude/Ok Computer here.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
some personal news
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s the freakin weekin
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pussying in my penis imo.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember that people listen to Ween songs on purpose. You aren’t doing too bad.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
no
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*STOP* “There they are,…The Three” “Sire, what shall we ask them?” “Is the bar full? Shall we obey thy motha?”
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man that Psycho Killer bass line rules *its 45 places down in the mix*
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
David Byrne’s singing voice can be described as “dad who doesn’t really know how to project authority”
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gonna piss everyone off here because I think The Talking Heads suck.
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Kylie Minotaur @andyateacrayon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m sure this comedian guy who gets recommended to me on instagram every 3 seconds is funny enough but he looks exactly like serial killer Gary Ridgway.
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