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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Somebody took completely the wrong 80 year old American with bouffant hair who "loves" children...

Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

All the cat pictures seem to have been replaced by football friendlies and transfer news. Bit like whack-a-mole for things I'm not interested in.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

"I'm just one diarrhoea lettuce short of being able to fit in my Andrew Tate capri pants" is the funniest and most topical thing I have read today.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Only thing that would have improved last night's match would have been the English and French teams unfurling an "Impeach Trump" banner at the end as he and FIFA are now OK with political banners.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Wonder why #bbcnews chose to frame "Tories would reinstate 2 child benefits cap" as Tories "would make reserve soldiers' pay tax free?

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I'm confident nobody will share this.

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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🇩🇪 @brexitbin.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"Brexit Will Never Work" – the story continues ...

BREXIT WILL NEVER WORK

Cameron lost and ran away,
Leaving his job to Theresa May.
But all she did was stoke up hate,
Then Johnson came, then Partygate.
Liz Truss was next, but not for long,
Whatever she touched, it all went wrong.
And then came Rishi in his plane,
He called it quits in the pouring rain.
Then Starmer “Got The Tories Out!”
But the sense of change it brought died out.
Keir Starmer painted Labour blue,
So they dumped him soon for someone new.
How many more PMs must fall?
It's Brexit's fault, it slew them all.
"Make Brexit Work" just makes things worse.
It's time to end this Brexit curse!

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

#SpaceX shares well into bear market territory isn't a headline that Musk and his cronies are going to like.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Jesse Owens got into Nazi Germany in 1936 more easily than coloured footballers and referees can get into the USA today.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

🇬🇧 British Political Spectrum Quiz My result: Democratic Socialist Economic: leaning collectivist Social: progressive Sovereignty: strongly cosmopolitan Military: leaning anti-interventionist Authority: centrist Constitutional: reformist Take the quiz: quiz.jmoxley.co.uk

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British Political Spectrum Quiz

Find out where you sit on the British political map across six dimensions.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

When are Trump's opponents going to realise that proposing changes to the law or constitution is pointless. He's breaking multiple existing laws every single day. Marching every couple of months isn't going to work either.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

So @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social, Nigel Farage, Kemi Badenoch, can you tell us why UK's approval of Trump is 20 points higher than any other Western European nation?

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Why are people asking for changes to the US constitution, when it is being ignored anyway?

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

#KingCharles is patron of the #RoyalBritishLegion and will go on a state visit to a man who insults British servicemen. #QueenCamilla speaks on International Women's Day and will honour a sex pest who preys on women and children. This is not normal.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Wouldn't it be funny if causing redneck's gas to go up in price turned out to be worse for Trump than being a paedophile or fraudster.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

When I chose a PHEV "Being able to use more than one fuel type when Trump starts World War III" wasn't in my list of reasons, but here we are.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

The great thing about renaming Penn Central after Donald Trump is that Pedo has the same number of letters as Penn. Why hasn't it been done already?

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 16/02/2026

No need to listen to a billionaire who moved to Monaco to save paying £4bn in tax. Caricature by @bjennings90.bsky.social.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

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Stop Palantir taking over our public services!

Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.

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tamrakat @tamrakat.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

An excerpt from Sophie Gilbert’s review of the new Melania movie: "Melania shows off her custom-made inauguration gown, stark white with black ribbons overlaying it, a dress that now looks unavoidably like the redacted Epstein files."

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The Marsh Family @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Huge happy 80th birthday this week to the legendary #DollyParton 🎉- we are marking it with a parody of her 2nd number 1 hit, written by the #BeeGees. Our 🎶 version's called "Donald's Sewage Stream" - since he brought his sick drivel to #Europe #Davos #NATO & our #armedforces: youtu.be/F4nefIN4_LY

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"Donald's Sewage Stream" - Marsh Family adapt "Islands in the Stream" by Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

There's an obvious difference between Starmer and Chamberlain. Chamberlain didn't have a glaringly obvious historical precedent to guide him.

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Lewis Goodall @lewisgoodall.com · 18/01/2026

Lib Dem source: “Just 45 more Tory defections until Ed becomes Leader of the Opposition.”

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

Is anybody going to explain to Farage that the saying is "One bad apple spoils the barrel"?

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 29/10/2025

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Farage on pronouns - "I" when he claims it shows his commitment to Clacton. "We" when it turns out he lied. "They" when it saves him £44,000 in stamp duty.

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The Marsh Family @marshfamilysongs.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

We are calling this "Raise the Colours (or, The Ballad of Little Bobby Jenrick)" www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bY... It's a musical commentary on #raisethecolours, celebrating Robert Jenrick's latest social media antics, with a ukelele gradually going out of tune.

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"Raise the Colours (or, The Ballad of Little Bobby Jenrick)" - original song by The Marsh Family

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

First experience of AI - click the button on investing.com and the AI article says that the one analyst target for Pantheon Resources of 70p is far below the current trading price of £24.61. The current price is 24.61p

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Robert Saunders @robertsaunders.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

That an unelected advisor does not want to "appease" elected MPs speaks volumes for the way party strategists think about Parliament. MPs are there to represent the concerns of their constituents. Govts that stop listening to MPs - like Thatcher on the poll tax or Blair on Iraq - usually regret it

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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 01/04/2025

🙌🏼 I’m not sure who had the amazing idea to invite this constitutional lawyer to a senate hearing that *intended* to prove Biden colluded with Meta to censor conservatives. But she took the opportunity to speak truth to power ✊🏼 on the hypocrite 👑 KING OF FREE SPEECH, Donald Trump, himself. 👏🏼 Brava!

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Musk and Trump, Laurel and Hardy. One smaller emotionally insecure one, one big fat angry one. Supposedly on the same team, always arguing, everything they touch turns to sh1t.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Putting a positive spin on the current state of the world. Trump turning the US into a haven for white supremacists offers every other country in the world a competitive advantage by simply using the talents of all the people.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

I used to think "journalists" just regurgitated press releases, but it seems they can't even do that. Today Apple have put out a story headlined "Apple to spend more than $500 billion..." and both the Times and Guardian have stories headlined "Apple to invest..."

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

I remember how we laughed that as America was late to the last two world wars it would be early to the next one. Don't remember thinking they would be on the other side, but here we are.

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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 14/02/2025

I wonder if JD Vance is planning to lecture his boss’s buddy Vladimir Putin on democracy and free speech. 🤔

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

This is gonna be fun…

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Dr Julia Grace Patterson @jujuliagrace.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Hello! If you oppose NHS privatisation please could you repost this+follow me? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 🌟💙

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Adam P Knave @adampknave.com · 08/12/2024

I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction.

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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If you care - and there's no reason why you should - there is now an excerpt from the forthcoming "Tories: The End of an Error". Scroll down this page and click the "Excerpt" tab. Caution: Contains Nadine Dorries. unbound.com/books/tories...

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Tories: The End of an Error by Russell Jones — Unbound

Unbound is a crowdfunding publisher that gives people the tools, support and freedom to bring their ideas to life.

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Andy Watson @andyalan10.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Here's an idea for Kier Starmer - announce that the Inheritance tax rate on millionaire farmers will go from 20 to 22% (instead of the 40% everybody else pays) in order to pay for the full restoration of winter fuel payments...

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