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Andy Bruinewoud

@andyakeko.bsky.social
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Find someone who loves you as much as CBS loves showing Robert Kraft at Patriots games.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
UCLA is going 12-0, aren't they?
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
popsci.com
Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On the plus side Bears fans, Chicago is averaging 31 points per game.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Hell?
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm seeing "Welland Canal leverage" trending, that Canada could cut off America's great lakes shipping access. Great. And what happens to Canadian ships in the St. Lawrence? The Cornwall side has been dammed up since 1959. Ships pass through a lock in Massena, NY. water.opg.com/sites/r-h-sa...
The Saunders Power Generating Station, a dam that blocks the Canadian side of the St. Lawrence Seaway near Cornwall, Ontario and Massena, New York.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia' — theonion.com/trump-pushes...
theonion.com
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia'
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I made the news today.
An image from Global News saying "Breaking news You are offline"
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guess who doesn't play Map Tap? U.S. government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference share.google/IMHMFxnDXnxp...
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U.S. government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference
The State Department said that it took “full responsibility” for the confusion caused and that the map was produced by a team member who hastily changed the slide deck.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
IYKYK
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Weird Al tonight. That is all.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If you see this, quote post a pic of you in glasses.
A picture of me in glasses.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It took 226 minutes before a goal was scored in a men's World Cup Final in the United States.
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Mel Brooks @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster. In theaters April 2027.
SPACEBALLS: The New One
Coming Soon
Only In Theaters 2027
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" Mike Liut was Canada's starting goalie in the only best-on-best hockey tournament the Soviet Union ever won.
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I’m a Ghoul’s Girl @saraghaleb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When I see people using AI art instead of a human artist because they think it’s just as good
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius,
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Well that was a helluva fourth quarter. Time for overtime.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Going to pretend I'm a British football announcer and assume the game is over after the first goal. If this result stands, it will be the first time Brazil isn't in the final 16 of a World Cup. Ever.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Round of 16! 🇨🇦
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💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 28/06/2026
There is an email offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it. It's spam.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Remember when South America was good at soccer?
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Curacao beats Ecuador 0-0
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Rory hitting into the Windows XP default wallpaper
Rory standing on a relative flat spot with a hill in front of him and then blue sky with a few clouds
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Angri Bundel @anibundel.com · 11/05/2026
We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Crippling Depression Pasta
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 29/04/2026
This is coming from a place of warmth and acceptance… -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It’s ‘one fell swoop’ -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Serious question: Does Trump fire Vance this week? If 47's looking for a scapegoat, the guy who "couldn't get a deal done" with Iran and Hungary the week after he (probably) leaked the NYT story has to be tempting at the very least.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
In 2029, there will be 15-year-olds who have never seen an Italian team in the World Cup.
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
FRANCE: we're fancy WORLD: ok FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich is our national lunch WORLD: FRANCE: a fried ham sandwich with an egg is its wife
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Pete Volk @petevolk.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"
Top headlines: Tiger arrested on suspicion of DUI after crash. Sources: Sun sold, will relocate to Houston in '27
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
www.maptap.gg March 27 97🔥 99🎯 99🎯 95🏅 98🎯 Final score: 973 Kind of funny that the one place I've spent multiple nights in ended up being my lowest score.
maptap.gg
🎯MapTap Daily Geography Game
Play MapTap - the daily geography game! Find 5 world locations on a 3D globe with historical stories. Free browser-based daily game for geography lovers.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
What's your sign?
Sign says "Please no exercising or jogging. Thank you."
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
16Windiana
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Anders Puck Nielsen @anderspucknielsen.dk · 18/01/2026
The only U.S. heavy icebreaker turns 50. That's an interesting landmark given recent U.S. criticism of other countries for not taking Arctic security seriously.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Looking forward to reading from all the new perfidy experts.
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
one of the things i hate most about this persistent line of argument is the implication that any of these actions would be fine if groceries were cheaper
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain
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Ottawa Senators @senators.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
UNDEFEATED IN 2026!! #GoSensGo
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Fuck you, Lane Kiffin.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Indiana won the Rose Bowl. In my lifetime.
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
They told me to "think outside the box." I did. Now I'm stranded out here, and the box had all the instructions for how to get back in.
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Checked into the Hard Rock Hotel in Ottawa to watch the Bowl Games. They don't have TSN. In a casino hotel. In 2026. (No SportsNet either. But they do have MLB Network.) 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Continuing my 52-year tradition of not watching the Tournament of Roses Parade.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I’m playing FIFA Peace Prize ‘26 but the Path to Peace story mode makes no sense. I just tell the first person I see that I’m here to win and it asks me to enter my credit card info?
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Andy Bruinewoud @andyakeko.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Don't think I've ever got 5 yellows before. Wordle 1,630 4/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 WordleBot Skill 90/99 Luck 37/99
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Dia VanGunten / Writer @pinkzombierose.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Comic two men on the roof of a castle 

I SEE MUSIC

OPEN THE GATE!

IT'S COUNTRY
MUSIC

CLOSE THE GATE!

ITS JOHNNY CASH

OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE!
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