iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 7h

I do not like them in my ranks I do not like them driving tanks

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 8h

Zohran Meowmdani would be a great name for a cat (HT @pui.bsky.social for that one)

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 26/09/2026

My most favorite Star Trek novel!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 25/09/2026

Paging @cabel.panic.com who has probably gotten so many pings already!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 24/09/2026

Whelp, that’s enough internet for today

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 24/09/2026

look, I like a little gadget as much as the next guy — maybe even more — but I have AI on my phone, AI on my watch, AI on my laptop, AI on my TV, AI on my smart speaker, AI on my car… like seriously when am I not near one of those AIs and I need _another_ one?

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 24/09/2026

Literally who is asking for this

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 23/09/2026

Wished a friend happy bi visibility day, and autocorrect changed "bi" to "birthday" without me noticing. MY AUTOCORRECT IS LITERALLY DOING BI ERASURE

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 22/09/2026

I HATE it when Claude drinks the last of the coffee and then never puts a new pot on to brew, that's the third time this week!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 18/09/2026

A Valediction: Forbidding Horning

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 16/09/2026

Now that you're on the Double Diamond tier, let's now talk about an exciting new upgrade opportunity — the TRIPLE Diamond!

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Man I fuckin love a good pun chain

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Ceviche Mode

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Notorious B.L.T.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Panic! At the Costco

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: Limp Brisket

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

hey cap'n crunch, how about you 'accidentally' make an oops! all healthcare cereal

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026

PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 08/09/2026

It's hard to overstate how important Star Trek was to my life, both in terms of developing a creative habit as a child, and shaping my values and worldview.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 08/09/2026

(Yes I know this is a parody and I'm not super comfortable with Amish people being the butt of this joke but I'll admit it did get me for a second)

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 08/09/2026

While y'all are watching the Nathan Fielder documentary about Elizabeth Holmes, I'll be out here waiting for the documentary about the Amish handyman who moves to San Francisco and uses Claude to write his flyers and accepts crypto as payment

A satirical flyer taped to a black lamppost on a sunny sidewalk. Headline: "Noah Powers, Amish Handyman." It lists services including carpentry, fence repair, chair making, horse care, wagon repair, barn raising, and executive retreats. Below: "Handwritten estimates. No electricity. No engines. No shortcuts." Fine print reads "Stablecoins or seasoned lumber accepted. Rush jobs require four horses. Surge pricing during harvest. AI companies must bring their own extension cords." A QR code says "Book online." Bottom line: "Now serving Palo Alto." Tear-off tabs with QR codes hang from the bottom edge.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 02/09/2026

yall, you can just... do things

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 02/09/2026

Oh interesting! I can't decide if it's good they're not trying to drag you into the reality distortion bubble, or bad that Apple, an American company, isn't showing the world beyond how they're capitulating to a bully.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 02/09/2026

GOD DAMN IT TERNUS ITS YOUR FIRST DAY

Screenshot of Apple Maps on my iPhone centered on “Lake America” nee Lake Ontario

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 30/08/2026

Did you go through all that Franks I brought you like two years ago??

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 26/08/2026

Which makes it all the more incredible that she's now maybe the one American figure who's respected across the political and cultural divide. What an amazing human, and what a tremendous loss

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 26/08/2026

Something I didn't know until reading Discourse about Dolly (Was I too young? not paying attention? both?) is that she was the butt of a lot of jokes. I knew she joked about herself — like her tiny feet, forever shaded by her ample bosom — but not that it was to get out ahead of the disparagement.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 25/08/2026

If you want to know what “unc” means, I present to you Mayor Daniel Lurie try to explain Pokemon to San Franciscans — or perhaps San Francisco to Pokemon fans

Instagram Reel screenshot from @danielluriesf announcing the Pokémon World Championships 2026 in San Francisco, with the Ferry Building visible in the background and on-screen text reading "Pokémon World Championships in SF — Pokémon or both

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The Erasable Podcast @erasable.us · 23/08/2026

Hey, don't drag us into this

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 22/08/2026

Oh no, Cyril! I didn’t realize that either. I’m glad he'll make it out of there.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 22/08/2026

In two different languages, even!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 21/08/2026

This is such a delightful book and would be a perfect beach or weekend read.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 21/08/2026

Anyone here using Wispr Flow? How are you mapping your activation key? I have mine mapped to the 🌐/fn key by default, but that's also the emoji picker key, and I want that back. Is there another key on your Mac that would be better?

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 20/08/2026

I'm not saying they made a mistake in hiring me, but

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 20/08/2026

The CEO just applauded my wisecrack in the All Hands Zoom chat and... he really shouldn't have. That is like the biggest dopamine squirt into my brain and now I will be INSUFFERABLE.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 20/08/2026

Sam Altman is very, very far from the Everyman, but this is perhaps the most relatable thing about him.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 19/08/2026

Which part the fri, or the tata

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 19/08/2026

I don’t even think I could name seis leches!

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 19/08/2026

Finally! I’m getting called up

Screenshot of a spam email with the subject line "ILLUMINATI INVITE," sent from "COMISARIA DE FAMILIA CALL/" to iddy@hotmail.com, offering wealth, protection, fame, and a $1,550,000 gift in exchange for joining the "illuminati world elite empire," signed "Barriner Illuminati"

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 13/08/2026

Grateful, as always, to not be on Threads. Especially today, where I would otherwise be watching people litigate on whether that's an r or a z in the new Instagram logo.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 12/08/2026

For those of you who have no idea what I'm talking about, Fort Wayne is in Indiana, not Illinois. There's even a silhouette of Indiana in one of those graphics. I'm sure the good people of Illinois would NOT like people to be confused about this.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 09/08/2026

Designed by, apparently, a guy whose whole job is football logos. www.footballbranddesigner.com Wish it was a local person, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ — it looks great!

footballbranddesigner.com

Home - Football Brand Designer

Christopher Payne is an award-winning graphic designer that specialized in designing iconic brands for professional football clubs around the world.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 09/08/2026

Also, gun manufacturer Smith & Wesson can fuck themselves in several different ways, but one specific way is that they're suing FWFC over a trademark infringement because they think the logos are too similar. That's bullshit, Smith & Wesson. Eat a bag of dicks.

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Andy Welfle 🛰️ @andy.wtf · 09/08/2026

I don’t care that much about soccer but BY GOD I will buy a hat from a sports franchise from my hometown. Especially when it looks as good as this from the @fortwaynefc.bsky.social. TWO hats, even.

Selfie of a man with clear-frame glasses and a short beard wearing a black dad cap with an orange gothic monogram embroidered on the front, over a plaid flannel shirt, with a full bookshelf visible behind him

The same man wearing a yellow version of the same dad cap with a black gothic monogram, looking down slightly with a slight smile, bookshelf and plant softly blurred in the background

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