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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

yevgeny prigozhin has become an inside joke in the office for no good reason

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Chris Messina @chrismessina.me · 30/09/2026

For an inside look into the mind of the Trump Administration: 1. Go to america.gov 2. type “hello” 3. type “play Minecraft” 4. watch the agent’s reality implode 5. ??? 6. PROFIT!

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

proofpoint spelled 'actor' wrong... CANCEL THEM!

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

this country is a joke how am i ever going to own anything or be alive here in the future. before im 30 this place will be ruined by the fucking idiots who run this country

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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

feeling like a 1337 h4x0r after inspecting source on a nyt free article (i refuse to make an account)

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

cl0p and shinyhunters i want no smoke with yall okay plz dont attack my enterprise

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 21/09/2026

Do you remember?

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Danny Palmer @dannypalmer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The ShinyHunters hacking and extortion gang has claimed a cyber-attack against a fellow cybercriminal outfit, the Clop ransomware group. 👀 www.infosecurity-magazine.com/news/shinyhu...

Monkey Knife Fight on International Waters scene from The Simpsons but I've written 'cybersecurity researchers' and 'also cybersecurity researchers' above the circle of men - including Moe & Sideshow Mel - watching the monkeys fight. I've pasted 'Shinyhunters v Clop' over the monkeys.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Overdosed on Flintstones vitamins and tried to start my car with my feet

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Marmalade Update: marmo is still perfect in every way

Marmalade off her tits on catnip sitting weird

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

thank you for letting me read this inspect element

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if u paywall ur article and ur a news site u suck and i hate you

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

as a genz i remember being in middle school and thinking buzzfeed would be the coolest place to work ever. now im in my early 20s and i think huntress would be the coolest place to work ever.... to me that place is peak millennial optimism i love you huntress (i love my current job more)

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

my account preferences block nsfw how the fuck am i getting polish dudes in thongs. PLEASE STOP I'M AT WORK!!!!!!!!!! I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

would love to go to canada so bad. specifically to see this sign and laugh at it

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

i'm hiring etsy witches to break all the phone chargers and recede the hairlines of all people involved with FLOCK mass surveillance #JustAJoke #PleaseDontKillMe #IHaveACatToLiveFor #ButYouWillGoBaldIfYouCrossMe #ItHasHappenedBefore #AndWillHappenAgain

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

can someone just come here and blow my shit smoove off

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

how do i filter out photos of people entirely. i do not not interact with or follow anyone who makes not safe for work content but someone posting a millennial thirst trap will frequently appear on my dash. im genz and you're scaring me. please stop

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

because an office pet is not sustainable and realistic, i believe having a Rolling Giant menacingly standing in the SOC after hours would be sufficient enough to keep me happy!

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

could use an animal in the office right now. preferably an orange cat. Or 12 of them. Would be good for morale . Can't have cat in office because woke

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

dolly and tim curry!? please... please lord... give us a break.. take someone we hate instead

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

rip dolly. as a southern gay person you were everything to me i love you also happy 35th birthday linux

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

like so true i wouldve responded in the same way but i was pleading for him just to give the IT team a heads up, couldn't find contact info online...... sorry for being a good person </3 ugh i'm so noble and kind and empathetic and sensitive and intuitive and caring and thoughtful and wonderful and

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

i have notifications enabled thru ntfy[.]me for american ransomware victims and within the minute of this listing being posted i tried to contact Target's corporate team to give them a heads up and the gen z guy on the phone was like "erm.. pretty sure our team wouldn't let that happen' and hung up

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

86 degrees in my apartment last night. if i was 11 years old and it was 2013 i could probably get away with ddosing the landlord [JOKE] *gets swept up by the wind and plummets face-first into a brick wall, creating a Wile E. Coyote-esque silhouette*

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

can they invent cloning machines already i want to clone our lead analyst 10 times so we can have 10 lovely analysts perusing the SOC

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

is it a ridiculous request to ask for a third monitor? the SOClings yearn for the screens

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder (lame, boring) Flatulence Makes The Fart Blow Stronger (cool, innovative, more meaningful)

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Adam @adam35.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

VenomRAT C2 knows peak music? maybe they aren't so bad after all...

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

its really fucked up to target healthcare with ransomware. like i know the ransomware chud affiliates are not on bluesky and are probably not reading this but cmon man. what happened to peace and love on planet earth

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

let he who has not laughed at Fred, Tobuscus, or annoying orange cast the first stone

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

watched the snowden movie last night and couldn't stop cringing

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

sorry im very angry. still upset that i can't have an office tarantula

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

youtubers when you do your sponsorship for vpns why are you pitching them as antiviruses if you click on a malicious link and it automatically downloads something how is that going to help bozo

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

i want an animal in the SOC but nobody else wants one. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE AN OFFICE TARANTULA!!!!!!!!!!

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ravarcheon @ravarcheon.com · 20/07/2026

moose indenting

screenshot of some code but there is an ascii art moose shifting the text over

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Crink "Crinkshire" Crinklesworth @andurdingus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

remembering is so important! notes are important! they are important so you don't go down a rabbit hole of fixing a tool you don't use while trying to use a similar tool to do an investigation. i wouldn't know anything about that though because that has never happened to me!

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