Reposted by Andrew SingletonAssociate Marshallian Spillover Coordinator @stevenlandgraf.com · 19/07/2026@mcsweeneys.net www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w...mcsweeneys.netI Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes“Seriously, I don’t care how much it costs. Take every dime I have. But know this: I would level my house to the ground before I paid slightly higher propert... 016346 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/06/2026"Gather around, everyday working people, and allow me to lay out a grand vision for a brave new world. A world in which all economic functions are done by computers and robots. A world where the very concept of having money no longer exists (for all of you)."buff.lyIn Our Glorious AI Future, There Will Be No Such Thing as Money (For You)“In the future, there is such a thing as money. But there’s no such thing as your money. All the money is our money.” 215048 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Thank you, that’s very flattering, but Ed does real work and I riff a few hundred words on my lunch break every so often. 010 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonPaul Pharoah @paulpharoah.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The examples in this article are very amusing. 011 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMichael Coyle @oplopanax.ca · 23/06/2026This post does a better job of explaining late stage capitalism than anything ever written in The Economist 07422 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I would be extremely interested in helping you do this. How do we get it started? Call it an "AI initiative" and raise $1b in seed money? 110 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonBut Andrew Hickey Died Ten Years Ago This Very Night @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 17/06/2026This is great and, weirdly, completely accurate. 0626131 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 16/06/2026"Ben owns a farm. He employs 100 workers. His total payroll is $10 million/year. One day, he buys a mule, which provides the worker who uses it with a modest 10% productivity gain. Ben fires 99 of his workers and purchases 99 mules, expecting a 1,000% productivity gain..."buff.lyAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 221832749 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/06/2026"Acquiring one grape costs Alex $2 billion. Alex offers to sell Mike one grape a month for the next 12 months for $1 billion per grape. Alex asks for the full $12 billion up front and provides Mike with one grape for the first month..."buff.lyAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 29128 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/06/2026"Jenny owns a crematorium. John’s propane company gives her a $20 billion investment in return for 5 percent of her operation. Jenny throws $10 billion into the incinerator, then pays John $10 billion to buy propane to burn that money to ashes..."buff.lyAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 3215100 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonBoring Manager Rob 🅅 @bourboninexile.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Has anyone ever seen Andrew Singleton in the same room as Ed Zitron? I'm not saying one of them is the other's secret identity... I'm just saying it's something we may need to investigate. 0274 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/06/2026"Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 billion in new apartments in places nobody wants them...."buff.lyAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 017964 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Huge thanks to @edzitron.com for helping me write my latest McSweeney's piece. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...mcsweeneys.netAI Economics for Dummies“Xavier owns an apartment that he rents out at a loss of $1 billion/month. Seeing this success, he decides to make financial commitments to construct $850 bi... 010 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The worst thing about the current AI discourse is that it's just so. fucking. boring. 010 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Why aren't salads making us hot? An investigation. substack.com/home/post/p-...substack.comReasons I Am Not Ripped After Eating One Salad, A Crowd Sourced ListMe and the commentors try to solve the mystery. 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 19/05/2026"Why am I not ripped yet?" - Me after eating one salad 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Can one more person follow me, then no one else follow me ever again please? Not for any particular reason or anything. 010 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Do you guys feel like you're getting a "personalized" experience? 100 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 17/04/2026"In the future, there is such a thing as money. But there’s no such thing as your money. All the money is our money."buff.lyIn Our Glorious AI Future, There Will Be No Such Thing as Money (For You)“In the future, there is such a thing as money. But there’s no such thing as your money. All the money is our money.” 317654 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 17/02/2026I'm writing a book. Isn't that stupid? 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If the AI can't be operated by idiots then it has absolutely no chance of becoming a widely adopted consumer technology. 010 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026To me one of the great tells in all of this is that these jokers keep pushing you to be an early adopter. But if it’s as easy as “describing what you want in plain English,” then why do I need to be “good“ at using it? 110 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 10/01/2025"Seriously, I don’t care how much it costs. Take every dime I have. But know this: I would level my house to the ground before I paid slightly higher property taxes to fund infrastructure that would prevent a landslide from leveling my house to the ground." buff.lyI Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My TaxesI’ve gotten myself into a bit of a jam. A series of natural disasters is barreling towards my home, and there is a severe shortage of resources and... 4437521177 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 11/11/2025This piece I wrote back in January is trending again. It's almost like this a foundational societal problem we need to solve... www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-w... 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 05/11/2025It's been 15 years since the rent was too damn high. How too damn high is it now? howtoodamnhighistherent.comhowtoodamnhighistherent.comWireframe F853 copycargo.site 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 15/10/2025JD Vance is Nixon if Nixon weren't drunk all the time. 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2025I still think Stephen Miller's greatest crime was writing the lyric "lovery-dovey lovey-dovey lovey dovey all the time." 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2025I don’t see how they fan call this man a longevity pioneer when he is, in fact, in his late 40s. 020 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I'm just gonna relentlessly promote this piece of writing until you read it and share it so you might as well just do it and save us a lot of trouble. monkeybullets.substack.com/p/the-battle...monkeybullets.substack.comHow a War StartsIt starts at home. 010 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Ever more relevant open.substack.com/pub/monkeybu...open.substack.comHow a War StartsIt starts at home. 010 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Here's a funny little apology from God, if you feel like you deserve one. monkeybullets.substack.com/p/im-god-and...monkeybullets.substack.comI'm God, and I Messed UpIt's a lot trickier than you think running All Creation. 020 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 19/05/2025It's early in the news day, but I have a hunch this will be relevant again by around noon. monkeybullets.substack.com/p/money-babymonkeybullets.substack.comMONEY BABYIn a world where money buys youth, unchecked ultrawealth has unintended consequences. 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Hey y’all, check out this short story I just wrote about how having too much money turns you into a giant baby. It’s relevant! open.substack.com/pub/monkeybu...open.substack.comMONEY BABYIn a world where money buys youth, unchecked ultrawealth has unintended consequences. 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I’ll just never understand why someone would spend a lifetime striving to be one of the most powerful people in the country only to literally never use their power. Like, is it all just about going to cocktail parties and staying in nice hotels? Then take ANY other white collar job. 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Hey man, the recession is happening anyway, in case you haven’t noticed. Trump wants to drown this country, and all you’re doing is giving him a life preserver so he can do it without going under too. 000 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 26/02/2025An entire generation of a certain class of Americans has grown up in an entirely safe, clean, healthy, America dominated world and are completely oblivious to the institutions that created that world. And now we're all gonna have to learn again the hard way. 36012 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Seeing a lot of "if the liberals are mad we must be doing something right" shit lately, and I can't stress enough how fucking stupid it is. monkeybullets.substack.com/p/why-are-th...monkeybullets.substack.comWhy are the Liberals so Upset I Burned Down that Orphanage, Huh?I’ll tell ya, there’s nothing sweeter than liberal tears. 011 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 05/02/2025@aoc.bsky.social Payments are frozen right now to a great number of people who desperately need them, many in swing states. The Dems have a fundraising machine that brought in $1b in three months this summer. If there's ever a time to put your money where your mouth is as a party, it's now. 052 0
Andrew Singleton @andrewsingleton.bsky.social · 03/02/2025There is a massive opportunity here. They are cutting funding to our most vulnerable, many in red states. How much money did the DNC raise in the 6 months leading up to the election? $1b? It's time to step in and start funding these programs ourselves, and let everyone know it's the Dems who care. 100 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMonkey Bullets @monkeybullets.bsky.social · 25/01/2025In today’s Flash Fiction the News, a dad measures his son’s erections and convinces himself he’ll never die open.substack.com/pub/monkeybu...open.substack.comFlash Fiction the News: Death Defying Erection DadOn mortality and the penis. 012 0
Reposted by Andrew SingletonMonkey Bullets @monkeybullets.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Seems like a good day to talk about how much money it would take to literally crush your skull, for some reason. open.substack.com/pub/monkeybu...open.substack.comHow Much Money Does it Take to Kill You?A short mathematical exercise. 022 0