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Andrew Stanford

@andrewjstanford.bsky.social
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All I’m about on here is motorcycles and Manchester United, pretty much.

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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don’t worry guys, Manchester City have found a sponsor that’s ready to buy the club. We can forget about what the previous owners did now.
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Chris Weatherspoon @cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In three seasons Manchester City won the Premier League, 2011-12, 2013-14 and 2017-18, they recorded £360million in commercial income from Abu Dhabi-based sponsors The independent commission found that just £43m of that was actually paid to City by those sponsors
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You cannot win games without proper fullbacks. It really is that simple.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Here, this is nice. #mufc
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh Lacey MY BOY
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to watch the player Brighton have unearthed to replace Baleba absolutely rip our midfield to shreds.
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David Squires @davidsquires.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...
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David Squires on … a big weekend for controversial calls in the Premier League
Our cartoonist on the English top-flight leading the way for debatable decisions and performative sadness
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
VAR today: Paul Tierney. Referee Carrick referred to as “shocking” after he sent off Martinez against Leeds in April: Paul Tierney. “Neutral” is a pipe dream.
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Aaron Lerner @aaronclerner.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Premier League match center is gaslighting us. They say Enzo Fernandez is “not trying to play the ball” when he’s diving towards it with his head.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cheats. Cheats. Cheats. Game’s completely gone.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cheats. In broad daylight. City own the Premier League.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Gonna be unbearable when we inevitably lose to 10 men now.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As much as Gary Neville might absolutely despise it, that’s a clear and undeniable red card.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kobbie is just so good, lads. So good.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So here we are three games in already under pressure to win the derby to keep the season on track? Brilliant stuff. #mufc
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The big fella. Boy do we need him this season.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Alright so Maz is the back up leftback and Yoro the back up rightback this season then.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love him so much. #MUFC
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Can’t wait for the media backlash because the refs applied the laws of the game but it favoured United. #MUFC
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s a crime that there is no competition in the squad for Shaw. Negligent. #mufc
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Squad is still desperately short, isn’t it? No centre forward, having to play the only striker at the club for half an hour even when he’s injured and has had zero preseason. No fullback capable of going forwards or defending set pieces. Rashford looked good, I just hope he doesn’t give up again.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This club is desperate for a fullback who can provide attacking returns.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
They absolutely HAVE to score before half time or this is already gone.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
MUFC ❤️
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lacey. He has it, doesn’t he?
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tielemans is a fantastic signing. Proven senior experienced midfielder, exceptional attitude and excellent technical qualities. Exactly what you need in a squad that has lost the leadership of Casemiro and you’d struggle to find anybody else with those assets for £35m right now. Still need more.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
BRUNO ❤️
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Full-time whistle when a team under pressure concedes a corner is an interesting decision.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The smart approach here is not finding an alternative that’s better than Carrick, it’s finding the absolute best additions to enhance his coaching staff (without losing what’s already there). Improve on what we already have, keep the team in place the players are clearly behind. #mufc
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Happily take that win. Not bad.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I can’t believe the refs in this league 😂😂
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Bruno needs to not sit too deep.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is exactly what a Manchester United manager needs to say in this moment. It has to be called out, and you can’t dispute his observations, because he’s right.
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John Rob @dennisobell.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The referees association should be sacked and replaced with refs who actually want to referee a game instead of ref's who want to be the star attraction.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Carrick needs to get at these refs. He’s got all the evidence he needs.
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cvbragg @cvbragg.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This referee has single handedly decided the outcome of this game. It's an absolute disgrace and was totally predictable.
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
THAT’S THE EXACT SAME PENALTY HE DIDN’T GIVE TO US
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Liverpool and Manchester United want offensive posts on X by the AI chatbot Grok that reference Hillsborough, the Munich air disaster and Diogo Jota's death to be removed. Full story from @dansheldon.bsky.social ⬇️ 🔗www.nytimes.com/athletic/709...
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Sesko’s finish though 🤌🏻
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Proper football, that. #mufc
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
This AFCON final is completely unhinged and it’s INCREDIBLE
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Doc MUFC @docmufc.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The best, most complete performance from a United side in a very very long time.
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Manchester City @mancity.com · 17/01/2026
76' | Goal. 🔴 2-0 🩵
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
It was great to be in Warsaw, Poland, earlier this week, presenting on my inclusive theatre practice as part of Korczak Today Festival.
A man with white skin and a short dark beard standing behind a white lectern. A white building with a red roof under blue skies and with green grass in the foreground. The Palace of Culture in Warsaw, Poland. A black door that reads “stage”
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
💚 #GAWA
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
me telling my grandkids what it was like to have vaccines
The Simpsons old man sitting on a stump telling a story but all the kids have been replaced with headstones
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Andrew Stanford @andrewjstanford.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Me to my 3yo: Missed you today. My 3yo: Yeah. You did.
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Ceylan Stafford-Bloor @cstaffordbloor.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Happy SD3* to all who celebrate. @davidsquires.bsky.social *Squires Dildo Deadline Day
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