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@andrewjones.uk
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He/him • London Innovation Manager💡 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 | Play Xbox, Switch 2, PC, PS5 🎮 | Follow NFL 🏈 and F1 🏎️ Find me in most places @jonesyriffic Views are my own. go.andrewjones.uk/links

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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 04/10/2026
Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 04/10/2026
SNL is just not as good as SNLUK, is it?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 03/10/2026
Is it going to be 20c forever? I just want to wear layers 😭
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 30/09/2026
Is it me, or is everything so fucking tiresome today?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 27/09/2026
Full on tourist mode across North Wales this weekend. 😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 24/09/2026
Popping my PSL cherry for 2026
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026
Aaah the Simpsons Hit and Run!! Really hoping for an official remake!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026
My nine games definitely give away my age! my9games.net/en
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026
Mr Blobby taught us that you don't need talent or vocabulary. Just confidence and a great sense of style. 90s icon.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/09/2026
Is it me or is Drag Race UK particularly awful this year?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/09/2026
I have many, many words I could use to describe the person who, at 4:57pm, moved a meeting from 5:00pm to 5:45pm. None of them are suitable for broadcast.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/09/2026
7 minute rule over here.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
M&S, you filthy hoe-bag. 😍
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
Oh yep. And they're getting worse.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
👀👀
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
Being at SNL UK last night was an absolute treat. The X Factor sketch sent me.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
I think they're evil but I can't prove it.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 18/09/2026
Da heck is the voice on the quote all about?! 😅
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026
I'm over stimulated now and need a lie down.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026
First time on a tube service in a while today. Sights and sounds included: * a drunk guy sleeping in his own piss in St Pancras * a couple having a bust up and apparently splitting up in the middle of a packed train * a man shouting “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE” when a train was held for 30 seconds.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026
What is it with conference event security? Basically worse than shopping centre security.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/09/2026
Any recommendations for things to check out in my free time?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/09/2026
NYC in a month - had to book in for a sneaky tattoo (or 3) didn't I? 😆
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/09/2026
It's been a week, and it's only Wednesday. What is this?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/09/2026
CPAP delivery day tomorrow! 😊
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/09/2026
SNLUK is really getting better week on week. Super strong. Can't wait to be there next week!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
The biggest takeaway from watching Channel 4’s The Jury isn’t the evidence - it’s how consistently a couple of loud men hijack the entire room. Less a verdict by consensus, more a verdict by attrition because everyone else simply ran out of energy to fight them.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
Both?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
Aah good.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
Also there are some great artists in SE London. Mine is in Honor Oak Park.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
And there was me almost thinking you were a lunatic! 😪
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Rebecca Jack Black: That Was Smooth
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
The best place to start is to browse Pinterest and Instagram. Look for styles you like and see who does them. Then, when you've landed on something you like, reach out to the artist. Any good artist can take your idea and turn it into something you love before they even touch your skin.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026
What do you mean you don’t like Haribo?!
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Dorothy's Expressive Blink
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12/09/2026
BBC with new, hard-hitting interview with balaclava clad criminals who seized a port: youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ?...
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Just normal innocent men
YouTube video by Maz H
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
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Homer Simpson Searches for the Any Key
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
Flighty Fwiends anyone? ☺️ friends.flighty.com/85915b7d-929...
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Normal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Israel has explained it's a total coincidence that British airports have been hit by major disruptions within hours of the UK imposing sanctions on Israeli settlements
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
Yup.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
VERY squeaky though!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
Well this is a bloody delight!
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Adam @gaymerchat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me on Teams calls when i say my webcam is “broke”
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 07/09/2026
There's nothing more corporate than trying and failing to submit expenses through an overly complicated system. 🫠
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme is great and it's a scandal that it was almost never released as a tax dodge.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026
New drag name: Anna Falaxis. Put it up there with Delta Variant.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
The Taskmaster live stream is as chaotic as you'd hope for 😅
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
1. Do we need this? 2. The website looks like it's written by AI tbh.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
This has shades and echos of Russian interference to me. news.sky.com/share/13581633
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Dover protest latest: Hundreds of masked people stop traffic at port
Demonstrators clad in black and wearing balaclavas have caused major disruption by blocking roads at the Port of Dover. The government has condemned the "behaviour" of those involved. Follow the lates...
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
Rosie has been an agility mastering photogenic diva today.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 04/09/2026
Utter filth. 😏
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