Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026Aaah the Simpsons Hit and Run!! Really hoping for an official remake! 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026Mr Blobby taught us that you don't need talent or vocabulary. Just confidence and a great sense of style. 90s icon. 040
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/09/2026I have many, many words I could use to describe the person who, at 4:57pm, moved a meeting from 5:00pm to 5:45pm. None of them are suitable for broadcast. 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026Being at SNL UK last night was an absolute treat. The X Factor sketch sent me. 091
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026First time on a tube service in a while today. Sights and sounds included: * a drunk guy sleeping in his own piss in St Pancras * a couple having a bust up and apparently splitting up in the middle of a packed train * a man shouting “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE” when a train was held for 30 seconds. 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 17/09/2026What is it with conference event security? Basically worse than shopping centre security. 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/09/2026NYC in a month - had to book in for a sneaky tattoo (or 3) didn't I? 😆 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/09/2026SNLUK is really getting better week on week. Super strong. Can't wait to be there next week! 030
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026The biggest takeaway from watching Channel 4’s The Jury isn’t the evidence - it’s how consistently a couple of loud men hijack the entire room. Less a verdict by consensus, more a verdict by attrition because everyone else simply ran out of energy to fight them. 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026Also there are some great artists in SE London. Mine is in Honor Oak Park. 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026And there was me almost thinking you were a lunatic! 😪static.klipy.comRebecca Jack Black: That Was SmoothALT: Rebecca Jack Black: That Was Smooth 111
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026The best place to start is to browse Pinterest and Instagram. Look for styles you like and see who does them. Then, when you've landed on something you like, reach out to the artist. Any good artist can take your idea and turn it into something you love before they even touch your skin. 100
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/09/2026What do you mean you don’t like Haribo?!static.klipy.comDorothy's Expressive BlinkALT: Dorothy's Expressive Blink 110
Reposted by AndyJohn Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 12/09/2026BBC with new, hard-hitting interview with balaclava clad criminals who seized a port: youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ?...youtu.beJust normal innocent menYouTube video by Maz H 637870
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026static.klipy.comHomer Simpson Searches for the Any KeyALT: Homer Simpson Searches for the Any Key 100
Reposted by AndyNormal Island News @normalisland.co.uk · 08/09/2026Israel has explained it's a total coincidence that British airports have been hit by major disruptions within hours of the UK imposing sanctions on Israeli settlements 516158
Reposted by AndyAdam @gaymerchat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Me on Teams calls when i say my webcam is “broke” 0292
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 07/09/2026There's nothing more corporate than trying and failing to submit expenses through an overly complicated system. 🫠 020
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026Coyote vs Acme is great and it's a scandal that it was almost never released as a tax dodge. 020
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/09/2026New drag name: Anna Falaxis. Put it up there with Delta Variant. 110
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/20261. Do we need this? 2. The website looks like it's written by AI tbh. 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026This has shades and echos of Russian interference to me. news.sky.com/share/13581633news.sky.comDover protest latest: Hundreds of masked people stop traffic at portDemonstrators clad in black and wearing balaclavas have caused major disruption by blocking roads at the Port of Dover. The government has condemned the "behaviour" of those involved. Follow the lates... 111