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@andrewjones.uk
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He/him • London Innovation Manager💡 | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 | Play Xbox, Switch 2, PC, PS5 🎮 | Follow NFL 🏈 and F1 🏎️ Find me in most places @jonesyriffic Views are my own. go.andrewjones.uk/links

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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 11/10/2026
Well…
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 09/10/2026
My latte art skills extend as far as a cock and balls.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/10/2026
Just excellent!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/10/2026
These cutaways are ridiculous and I love it. #thetraitors
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/10/2026
ASOS, u ok hun?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 04/10/2026
Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 27/09/2026
Full on tourist mode across North Wales this weekend. 😊🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/09/2026
Happy Friday
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 24/09/2026
Popping my PSL cherry for 2026
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026
My nine games definitely give away my age! my9games.net/en
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026
Mr Blobby taught us that you don't need talent or vocabulary. Just confidence and a great sense of style. 90s icon.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
M&S, you filthy hoe-bag. 😍
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
Being at SNL UK last night was an absolute treat. The X Factor sketch sent me.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026
I think they're evil but I can't prove it.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 18/09/2026
Da heck is the voice on the quote all about?! 😅
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/09/2026
Well this is a bloody delight!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 05/09/2026
Rosie has been an agility mastering photogenic diva today.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026
I should have studied French.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026
This is the consistent level of discourse in our politics. It's divisive, creates division, and everyone is guilty of it. Our politicians (current and former) need to do better.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 26/08/2026
Looking forward to my date with Paddy and Jack x
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/08/2026
Take me back to a simpler time.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 19/08/2026
How do I contact “the weather”? I've been rawdogged by a high of 19c for the last week and it's just fucked off completely. I just want cool weather please.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 19/08/2026
Okay, who left their car outside St Pancras yesterday?
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 14/08/2026
Yeesh that scared the bejesus out of me.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 14/08/2026
This is Rosie. That is Chicken. Rosie thinks that if she looks away from the Chicken, the temptation will disappear. Rosie was wrong.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/08/2026
Don't ever let it be said that there aren't a heap of really, really stupid people out there.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/08/2026
It was better in 1999. 🫠😅
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/08/2026
19c! Don't tease me with a good time!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 12/08/2026
Delighted.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 08/08/2026
Powers restored.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 06/08/2026
I’m far too early today. The traffic is amazing right now!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/07/2026
I like but the dad bod would never permit
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/07/2026
If you see this, QT a pic of yourself in sunglasses. Reading. Circa ages ago.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 24/07/2026
🤙
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/07/2026
Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/07/2026
Everyone knows that the real glory days were when this diva was on Homes Under the Hammer.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 18/07/2026
Lads. I’ve just ordered one of these. 🚘
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 16/07/2026
Thanks Nespresso. I feel really valued.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 15/07/2026
She makes iced lattes now 🧊
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/07/2026
I’ve lost 6kg and I’m wearing short shorts. Happy Monday. Featuring Rosie.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/07/2026
Happy July bloomfies!
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/06/2026
Went to see Paddington. Had a marmalade sandwich. It was a delightful night.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/06/2026
Aircon cranked up. 🤑
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 27/06/2026
Did a knee thing.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 27/06/2026
Honestly fuck this shit.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/06/2026
Good downward trend on the injections of doom. Spot when my birthday was 😅
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/06/2026
This feels dystopian. Stop gating 'discounts' behind data collection, and just drop your fucking prices.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 24/06/2026
It'll be in a dismal Regus office.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 23/06/2026
I’ve had to whip my fan out.
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Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
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