Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/09/2026Mr Blobby taught us that you don't need talent or vocabulary. Just confidence and a great sense of style. 90s icon. 040
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 20/09/2026Being at SNL UK last night was an absolute treat. The X Factor sketch sent me. 091
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 01/09/2026This is the consistent level of discourse in our politics. It's divisive, creates division, and everyone is guilty of it. Our politicians (current and former) need to do better. 020
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 19/08/2026How do I contact “the weather”? I've been rawdogged by a high of 19c for the last week and it's just fucked off completely. I just want cool weather please. 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 14/08/2026This is Rosie. That is Chicken. Rosie thinks that if she looks away from the Chicken, the temptation will disappear. Rosie was wrong. 030
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/08/2026Don't ever let it be said that there aren't a heap of really, really stupid people out there. 030
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/07/2026If you see this, QT a pic of yourself in sunglasses. Reading. Circa ages ago. 021
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 22/07/2026Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18. 010
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 21/07/2026Everyone knows that the real glory days were when this diva was on Homes Under the Hammer. 040
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 13/07/2026I’ve lost 6kg and I’m wearing short shorts. Happy Monday. Featuring Rosie. 2170
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 28/06/2026Went to see Paddington. Had a marmalade sandwich. It was a delightful night. 060
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/06/2026Good downward trend on the injections of doom. Spot when my birthday was 😅 000
Andy @andrewjones.uk · 25/06/2026This feels dystopian. Stop gating 'discounts' behind data collection, and just drop your fucking prices. 130