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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek

@andrewhd.net
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It is not your business to turn out a funeral. Electrical and classical guitarman. Recovering musicologist. Wrote the boring chapter in the Julius Eastman book. He/him

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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
A digital illustration done in black and white graphite style. Toshiro Mifune as his unnamed ronin character in Yojimbo. With both swords prominently on view in his belt, he has his arms pulled inside of his black kimono with one hand coming up through the collar to stroke his chin as he gives some sharp side eye to the right, scheming. In a text box in the upper right corner is what I sincerely hope is an accurate Japanese translation of ‘maybe it will happen today’.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 07/10/2026
Thought I would some level of documentation about how I'm turning the first "real" guitar I ever owned into a dedicated ska machine, let's tentatively call it the Skalecaster I.
Me holding my black Stratocaster with a pick guard decorated with skeletons in front of my face.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 06/10/2026
The new Emma Ruth Rundle is pretty good, but is acting as another reminder that I've never done that Tori Amos deep dive.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 02/10/2026
October's Bandcamp Friday is the MOST APPROPRIATE TIME to buy some music from my spooky #ska band! Or is the GHOST APPROPRIATE, o ho ho!
skaletoncrew666.bandcamp.com
Skaleton Crew
Skaleton Crew is a ska/punk/new tone band that writes songs about the spooky, supernatural, queerness, mental health, and neurodivergence. If you are looking for a spooky fun time, come out and join the crew!
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 02/10/2026
October's Bandcamp Friday is the MOST APPROPRIATE TIME to buy some music from my spooky #ska band! Or is the GHOST APPROPRIATE, o ho ho!
skaletoncrew666.bandcamp.com
Skaleton Crew
Skaleton Crew is a ska/punk/new tone band that writes songs about the spooky, supernatural, queerness, mental health, and neurodivergence. If you are looking for a spooky fun time, come out and join the crew!
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 30/09/2026
Took me until now to realize all these spam calls I'm getting from Wisconsin area codes *might* be related to the election.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's crazy to have witnessed, in real time, over the span of about 10 years, Knowing Ball fully shifting from right wing-coded to left wing-coded.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 29/09/2026
"But what if the rich also benefit" really is the last bastion for these kinds of dipshits.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 27/09/2026
Just got a call that apparently my Iowa degree has been revoked for getting busy making dinner and missing the last drive of the Michigan game.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 25/09/2026
Ayy wtf I was going to post about the new Pink Slip being real good and they dropped a whole dang album. #ska
pinkslip666.bandcamp.com
Bathtub Madonna, by PINK SLIP
9 track album
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 25/09/2026
I need to get over my anti-poster's mindset of "oh, it's nine in the morning" or "better check the timelines to make sure there isn't a new war before posting some tunes or something".
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 25/09/2026
Want to celebrate the life of Richard Harrison but the only movie of his I could jam into Hooptober is one of the great Worst Movies Ever Made. The time and amount of wine I've consumed doesn't make that super likely.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 21/09/2026
Not sure whether today's shenanigans strengthen or weaken my "Tom Brady is an alien pretending to be human" case.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 21/09/2026
It is my refusal to leave the Following tab that I’m seeing nothing about the one Cowboy stepping on the other Cowboy’s nuts.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 17/09/2026
Started #Hooptober last night with Skinner (1993). We've already watched this one so I'll say that it's buoyed by a fun Ted Raimi performance for a little while anyway.
Television showing the title card reading “Skinner”
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 09/09/2026
foldy boi waddup
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 09/09/2026
No one's going to say anything about the Ventura train delayed thing? #AppleEvent
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 08/09/2026
One funny thing about being involved in the big Reddit fantasy football league is the unexpected number of teams with anime logos, which feels incongruous even if it shouldn't.
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David Kuhne @davidkuhne.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Gilmore. Lincoln, Carl Weathers and an alligator floating above a house waving happily
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 07/09/2026
A real bummer about Andy Williams. Never heard a bad word of him for either hardcore or wrestling crews. Rest easy, Butcher.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 02/09/2026
AI inventing new ways to kill people
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 02/09/2026
That said, Massachusetts politics really do be "I hate Congress but love my congressperson."
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 12/11/2024
seth moulton retire bitch
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 28/08/2026
Maybe not my best work, but sometimes you should go with your gut instinct. gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/
Map of newly controversial Lake Ontario, except labeled “Lake Wait, Isn’t This Huron? Oh Shit Oh Fuck”
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8Bit’s👾 @8bittanookisuit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Our king died this morning. A good man. A man of the people. He brought people together during hard, celebrated with people during good times. He was called Norway’s grandfather in his later years, and it fitted him perfectly. I just wanted to get that out there. May he rest in peace.
static.klipy.com
Solitude
ALT: Solitude
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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Ernesto Montoya 🟦 🇨🇦🇮🇱🇿🇦 @benkalman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 13/08/2026
Cheers to whoever working at the Milwaukee airport put together a playlist that went from Sister Hazel to the theme from "Knight Rider".
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bango @bangoladderdunk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
“the democratic socialist wave cannot reach beyond urban centers” is very funny when Crowley won Milwaukee and Hong won Eau Claire, LaCrosse, Wausau, and the Fox Valley.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 08/08/2026
We appear to have gone to the Field Museum during some sort of Pokémon event? I've managed to successfully do more Mega raids during lunch than in the last three years.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 07/08/2026
A Lyft driver would basically have to pull a gun on me for me to not give them five stars but putting on Christian radio is the closest I've come to reconsidering this.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 05/08/2026
Occasionally it bothers me that with certain kinds of music, like extreme metal, I have absolutely no way to elucidating what separates a great example of it than a mediocre one. Anyway, the new Dimmu Borgir is pretty good.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 04/08/2026
I never got to dig into album cycles as much as I wanted to during my musicological tenure, but this (half-assed!) rebrand as "eras" is giving me the itch.
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Eric Harvey @ericdharvey.com · 04/08/2026
this is kind of driving me nuts because an "era" is basically a rebranded "album cycle" and, I dunno, half of all major musicians since the late 60s have reinvented their image/style to varying degrees from release to release and created "lore" for fans to decode? www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
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Forget Albums—Pop Stars Measure Their Careers in Eras Now
Since the earthshaking success of Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour, artists from the Weeknd to Ariana Grande have tried to imbue their live shows with a sense of history.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 04/08/2026
Going back and watching old episodes of the Last Drive-In before they let slip where they're off to next. Heard this one's pretty good? #NowPlaying
Title card on a TV of Late Night with the Devil (2023)
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
People keep conflating AI with LMM and it's really annoying Al made Amish Paradise, LMM made Hamilton.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 24/07/2026
Killing me trying to figure how who this first caller is on Tim Heidecker's InfoWars right now.
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This should be a lightbulb moment for Democrats: You are free to run on this platform because Republicans are going to accuse you of it whether you do or not!
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 22/07/2026
Just got my vote by mail application and I hate so much that these chuds are making me second guess doing it for these elections.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 20/07/2026
Given that no one seems to have brought it up, I assume Madonna's appearance at the World Cup Final was totally cromulent and/or eclipsed by Bieber's weird bummer song.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 20/07/2026
Congratulations to Carles Gil only.
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Prairie Rose Clayton @hooverdam.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
For the next 11 months, Spain gets to be the first team to have both the men's and women's World Cup titles simultaneously
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 18/07/2026
Perhaps more specifically, if I was defending the line after my goalie had overcommitted to a ball, personally I'd pay attention to where said ball was.
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 18/07/2026
Personally, if having to choose between the two I would rather win the third place game than lose it.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 18/07/2026
The “two idiots fighting the worst fight I’ve ever seen“ meme
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Andy Hanson-Dvoracek @andrewhd.net · 14/07/2026
Could have just been the set we had (copyright 2020?) but it's harder being funny playing Subjective Guess Who than TikTok makes it look.
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