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Big Cheese of Hot Commode-ity 🔥🚽🔥An illustrated publication that takes an appreciative look at cinema where a toilet is used for something other than going to the bathroom! Packed full of trivia, observations, ruminations, and maybe a stray peanut or two

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Hot Commode-ity @hotcommodeity.bsky.social · 11h
Well that was a surprise
Screen cap of a YouTube video from the Doughboys podcast. It’s a scene within a podcast studio, the two hosts, Nick Wiger and Mike “Mitch”  Mitchell are seated with mics mounted in front of them. Nick is holding a copy of Hot Commode-ity as Mitch is looking across the set up to Nick. There are subtitles across the bottom of the image which read “ He doesn’t need the pillow” 
“A hot comm. All right, Hot Commode-ity”
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 17h
I hope o don’t get hit by a car as I ride my bike home tonight That would suck
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven’t heard ‘the song’. I’ve heard mention of the singer & her song(I have the internet) but I’ve never heard ‘the song’. I drive a 96 model RAV4 manufactured in ‘00 with an aftermarket cd player w/broken antennae that only gets 1 radio station and I have 8 QOTSA CD’s in said car;I bike to work
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s illegal to lie on the messages you put on your bullet casings if you do a shooting. It’s a really serious and goes on your permanent record 😠
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is it that the news that an upcoming movie is “Rated R” that people assume there’s graphic sex and nudity in it? Godzilla rated R? Sex and dong hang You Can See Everything? Sex scenes and gratuitous cooch shots … When was the last time an R rated movie had that?
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 19/05/2024
When I have just the right amount of Vietnamese soup I say that’s “Pho, nominal” And if a fried noodle is left on one of the plates while dining I say I’m eating with “wonton, abandoned”
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Interestingly, both the OR GOP and their local radio surrogate Lars Larson silently deleted their Islamophobic posts about Tilamook. I'd be curious to know how that decision making process went down.
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ugggh we gettt ittt 🙄 he’s “biohacking” his cum (jerkoff miming)
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
big balls are stored in the head
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Instead, the list puts forth that there’s not a single anime produced in the last 26 years that’s better than Scandal (100) or The Gilmore Girls (99). That feels purposeful to me. Intentionally ignorant. And classist, to be frank.
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hey it’s Soph! I guess I’m supposed to use a post like this to say: “if you enjoy this artwork painted by Soph Franz you should check out the book Hot Commode-ity because Soph also did art in that” @farel.bsky.social
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
🎶Grandfather always said ‘God’s a fisherman’ and now, I know the reason why🎵 Sturgeon Simpson
Photo of an unfortunate sturgeon that somehow found itself upon the rocky shores of the Columbia. Its body appears mostly intact, though some of the softer bits below have already been devoured, be that by time or another hungry beastAnother photo of the unfortunate sturgeon that somehow found itself upon the rocky shores of the Columbia. From this angle you can see that the tail is less than great, but its back is still quite substantial. Its body appears mostly intact, though some of the softer bits below have already been devoured, be that by time or another hungry beast
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We all had that moment listening to the radio as we drove in a car and then asking of mom “Did Major Tom make it home?” To which she said “What?” So you clarify “Major Tom, the astronaut that they wrote all the songs about; did he make it home?” And she said “No, that’s the whole point, he doesn’t”
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kurtbelcher.bsky.social @kurtbelcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
19 hours to go on THE UNSLEEPING EYE. This small town supernatural horror by @brianlevel.bsky.social and myself completes the story started in the first edition. If you love indie horror, this is a comic for you.
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The Unsleeping Eye - Editions 01 & 02
The second edition of the strange and horrifying comic book series: The Unsleeping Eye
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Santos Sisters Comic Book @santossisterscomic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
See you soon @thirdeyecomics.bsky.social
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Old woman at the grocery store has a shirt that said “Dogoholic” across the front and if that just doesn’t scream “Fed” I don’t know what does
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loarider @loarider.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
got the "this polyp was benign, nbd" email this morning, always a good start. get your ass checked, folks!
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I backed @brianlevel.bsky.social and company's The Unsleeping Eye - Editions 01 & 02 on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/dre...
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The Unsleeping Eye - Editions 01 & 02
The second edition of the strange and horrifying comic book series: The Unsleeping Eye
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Did you see that post that was pretty dumb earlier? They deleted it, which is good, but it had 1 repost and 20 likes before they did so it was like “are those just bots or were they also pretty dumb?”
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
They had to ruin it by making it a movie
Screen cap of a headline reading "Anya Taylor-Joy wants to throw Chis Evans into a volcano in 'Sacrifice'."
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am very worried that Bannon, Carlson, and the other anti-Israel, anti-AI populists are going to trick a lot of people on the left into thinking they are allies, when what they actually are is National Socialists, complete with the antisemitism
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(Me reading this)
Screen cap of Top Odd Dog Alfred Yankovic from his magnificent movie UHF. In it, he’s sculpting Devil’s Tower or some shit from his mashed fucking potatoes whilst saying “This means something. This is important”
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hmm A Christian describing a practice they don't approve of as "Idol Worship"? What do they call the other practice?
Screenshot of 2 headlines from a news aggregator. The top tile has "31 Extraordinary Photos From trumpapalooza"
The bottom tile has "A Christian pastor called Arapaho ceremonies 'idol worship'. Now the tribe wants her church gone"
So many Christians out here claiming one thing, but then so many doing another. What are their actions around Trump if not 'Idol Worship'?
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dang, how much are those tickets to an Ed Sheeran show? I’d expect vip tickets to cost a pretty penny, but everyone in the crowd gets their hand held with patting on top, tears dried, shoes tied, and their ass wiped?
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Compromise is made out of peace But history's made out of violence After the war of the words has ceased All that's left is the deafenin' silence” Is a song lyric that’s probably about romantic relationships but you can just throw it around on its own because it’s pretty profound
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did that thing where I saw something really stupid here and am doing my best to not quotepost it. Had it typed out, ready to post, closed the app, went to bed. Woke up and went and found the post again, ready to quotepost, but the lord saw fit to stay my hand once again Blessed be
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tried to search "most affordable cities" and typed "moist affordable cities". All the results were in the South, South East.
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am not down with this sickness whatsoever
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Trying to think of what it is about these “fresh” coworkers and I think they’re just unimaginative, uncurious. They don’t seem to have much in the way of pattern recognition or problem solving skills. They can do routine, the can repeat, but they don’t seem to observe and learn. And don’t want to
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Disney bought The Muppets to stop The Muppets
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah that’s what I said, dumbass
Screen cap of an exchange between 2 people on another social media platform. The first person says “Did a quick search and got no results. Did anyone here attend Boys State? When they were describing BoysTown I had a moment of “hey wait a minnit…” but it’s clearly not the same thing
Next, a person replies with “I know about Boys State. Not the same thing”
Yes, clearly, he’ll, that response could work having just read the previous comment. You know about it, and it’s not the same thing. Hope you preserved that sense of being smarter than everyone with that incredibly stupid response. Shit, that’s like an ai would respond with. Fuckin dipshit. They’d already spent quite some time posting in the channel already. Fucking nerd
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
One of the many challenges of making Hot Commode-ity is having the idea of making a bit titled ‘Hard FartShit’ as a play on the title ‘Hard Target’ and have it be about hemorrhoid awareness but not use the word “shit” because of the established gag of not using “cuss words”. Should just say ‘shit’
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sep 10th 2001 - The date on a phone found by Dr Lawrence Gordon and Photographer Adam Stanheight after waking up to find themselves trapped in a puzzle. 📽️📅 Saw (2004)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Saw" (2004): First, a man on a grimy tiled floor opens a red velvet-lined box containing a cell phone, with blood pooling nearby. Second, a close-up of his hand holding the silver flip phone reveals its scratched surface. Third, the man in a blue shirt looks up with a hopeful smile, clutching the phone tightly in the dim, deteriorated room.
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What’s another 1trillion, 350billion added to the debt? It’s not like he’s going to have to pay that back, dig an even bigger whole and make it the next chump’s problem. Also, don’t listen to “those people”(R’s) who said inflation was made worse by the covid checks, just don’t, don’t listen to them
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Does “Beaten off more than you can spew” work as a phrase? I think it works for these chuds who think they’re desirable and demand women to be submissive to them and threaten to “withhold sex” if these women don’t do as they’re told. It’s like, buddy, that’s not gonna happen, you’ve B.O.M.T.Y.C.S.
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If RFKJr actually believed what he espouses, shouldn’t he euthanize Musk, or at least sterilize him?
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tried to zoom in on Danhausen’s teeth since they were so weird looking but the video restarted
Danhausen actinghausen to convince you that Arby’s fucknuggets are actually good and desirable but come on they’re not we knowsenhausen that. His eyes, wide and even bulging, his tongue attempting to shoot out from his mouth and speak a bite of steak from the cup of fuck he holds in his hand
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Did you know Tom Jones is still alive? I assumed he died of embarrassment when Cassandra Peterson called him out for being a dickhead, but no, 86 years old and still managing to fuckup
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Donuts aren’t motivation Pizza is not a reward Managers should be made to suffer
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can’t believe Hasan Piker used his unmatchable access to wealth, ownership of social media, his connections, power, influence, control, all to help the AfD secure an election win… oh, wait, no… he didn’t do any of that and doesn’t have access to any of that, but major news outlets seem to think so
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Donuts aren’t motivation Pizza is not a reward Managers should be made to suffer
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I can’t believe Hasan Piker used his unmatchable access to wealth, ownership of social media, his connections, power, influence, control, all to help the AfD secure an election win… oh, wait, no… he didn’t do any of that and doesn’t have access to any of that, but major news outlets seem to think so
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This you?
License plate that reads CCR FAN. The frame around the plate says “come on home to” across the top and “GREEN RIVER” at the bottom
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Dustin Weaver @dustinweaver.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You can pre-order Assassins’ Guild. Here’s a link to everything you need to know.
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ASSASSIN’S GUILD HC
In the future, America is run by corporations, violence and corruption are business as usual, and one highly trained rogue operative could bring it all down!
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cosmicmonkeycomics.bsky.social @cosmicmonkeycomics.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Local Comic Shop Day is back, and we're all in! DC exclusive graphic novels, early release of the second volume of Dungeon Crawler Carl, a Marvel Spider-Man #1000 variant, and MUCH MORE! First come first serve, normal business hours, community not competition! #comics
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hell yeah bois we’re about to get (reads the can) not fucked up in the slightest… (turns it back n forth) looks like we’ll be enjoying… complex flavors with rich aromatics tonight… dog
A variety pack of the Pathfinder mocktail collection, featuring such offerings as Espresso Tonic, Spritz, and I hope I’m spelling this right, “Negroni”(?) Autocorrect did not like that one. Anyway. I don’t drink much anymore, I’m overweight, on blood pressure medication, and 2 years ago I had 6.5 inches of colon and rectum cut out, so avoiding alcohol in excess is bestus. Also, I’ve drank these little fuckers before, they are a wonderful little treat. Put some ice cubes in a rocks glass and sip the night away.
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So I’m doing the laundry, separating the ‘wash cold hang dry’ from the “fukits” and… there a whole ass napkin wrapped cutlery set in the hamper. Unused, ring wrap still intact Fancy ass napkin almost feels like fabric
Image of a heavy napkin, wrapped around knife,fork, spoon, held with a paper ring around the napkin. Fancy paper ring, solid black with thin rings of gold an white. The tablecloth is unimportant, it’s just a Fiestaware one you can get anywhere. I found this in the laundry hamper
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Books Schwartz 📚 @sunshineduk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
can’t believe I almost forgot to celebrate septeber !!!
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
When did the hip new obstructive defiance become “driving with my brights on, all the time, especially in the day”? I wonder how many of them are the result of someone saying “you can’t tell me what to do! Are you triggered?!” vs “I got a new twuck and I don’t know how to tun my wites ofv”?
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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Expires Monday at midnight Only works on products listed in the Thick & Juicy Bundles category
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