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Ye better start cookin' in the style of Cucina Povera, matey, 'cause

This headline should say "David Fart'nAnnoy, of FartStool Sports, Opened His Mouth and Poop Came Out Because His Mouth is a Butt and That's What Butts Do"

Screen Cap of a headline witch unfortunately features a picture of Dave Portnoy whining (which is all he does) while calling Abdul El-Sayed a terrorist because Al-Sayed made a comment about college football that Portnoy didn't like. People were also upset to learn that Portnoy hasn't died from cancer yet.

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Fogo de Chão? More like “no go for chow”! I walk in there and they slap this wristband on me immediately…

Image of a green band around a wrist. The band has the word “FULL” printed across it

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

(More like “DTF Lav City”)

A photo of a bag of coffee on a shelf a grocery store. White bag with an image of a spoon with a small heap of coffee up on. Above the spoon is a peanut shaped color bubble with the name “FlavCity Cafe” in it. Below the spoon is the proud declaration “Coffee with Benefits”
Coffee with benefits? Like a friend with benefits? That benefit being casual sexual encounters with an assumed belief of no strings attached?
So this coffee wants ta’fukya?

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Scrolling the ‘gram and got a slide that had that censor thing on it “our systems flagged this as potentially harmful, we covered it to protect sensitive viewers” and I just kept scrolling. Then another one came by and that time i paused to take a look Here’s what it was:

A flyer featuring the faces of sever of the Cornell University rapists with the words “Remove their heads in a public setting, it’s the only answer”
Instagram’s auto-flagging system censored it

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

🎶Grandfather always said ‘God’s a fisherman’ and now, I know the reason why🎵 Sturgeon Simpson

Photo of an unfortunate sturgeon that somehow found itself upon the rocky shores of the Columbia. Its body appears mostly intact, though some of the softer bits below have already been devoured, be that by time or another hungry beast

Another photo of the unfortunate sturgeon that somehow found itself upon the rocky shores of the Columbia. From this angle you can see that the tail is less than great, but its back is still quite substantial. Its body appears mostly intact, though some of the softer bits below have already been devoured, be that by time or another hungry beast

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They had to ruin it by making it a movie

Screen cap of a headline reading "Anya Taylor-Joy wants to throw Chis Evans into a volcano in 'Sacrifice'."

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Hmm A Christian describing a practice they don't approve of as "Idol Worship"? What do they call the other practice?

Screenshot of 2 headlines from a news aggregator. The top tile has "31 Extraordinary Photos From trumpapalooza"
The bottom tile has "A Christian pastor called Arapaho ceremonies 'idol worship'. Now the tribe wants her church gone"
So many Christians out here claiming one thing, but then so many doing another. What are their actions around Trump if not 'Idol Worship'?

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

(Opens podcast app) “I must say!”

Ed grimly mother fuckers
“This is a surprise, I must say!”

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yeah that’s what I said, dumbass

Screen cap of an exchange between 2 people on another social media platform. The first person says “Did a quick search and got no results. Did anyone here attend Boys State? When they were describing BoysTown I had a moment of “hey wait a minnit…” but it’s clearly not the same thing
Next, a person replies with “I know about Boys State. Not the same thing”
Yes, clearly, he’ll, that response could work having just read the previous comment. You know about it, and it’s not the same thing. Hope you preserved that sense of being smarter than everyone with that incredibly stupid response. Shit, that’s like an ai would respond with. Fuckin dipshit. They’d already spent quite some time posting in the channel already. Fucking nerd

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Tried to zoom in on Danhausen’s teeth since they were so weird looking but the video restarted

Danhausen actinghausen to convince you that Arby’s fucknuggets are actually good and desirable but come on they’re not we knowsenhausen that. His eyes, wide and even bulging, his tongue attempting to shoot out from his mouth and speak a bite of steak from the cup of fuck he holds in his hand

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Hell yeah bois we’re about to get (reads the can) not fucked up in the slightest… (turns it back n forth) looks like we’ll be enjoying… complex flavors with rich aromatics tonight… dog

A variety pack of the Pathfinder mocktail collection, featuring such offerings as Espresso Tonic, Spritz, and I hope I’m spelling this right, “Negroni”(?) Autocorrect did not like that one. Anyway. I don’t drink much anymore, I’m overweight, on blood pressure medication, and 2 years ago I had 6.5 inches of colon and rectum cut out, so avoiding alcohol in excess is bestus. Also, I’ve drank these little fuckers before, they are a wonderful little treat. Put some ice cubes in a rocks glass and sip the night away.

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

So I’m doing the laundry, separating the ‘wash cold hang dry’ from the “fukits” and… there a whole ass napkin wrapped cutlery set in the hamper. Unused, ring wrap still intact Fancy ass napkin almost feels like fabric

Image of a heavy napkin, wrapped around knife,fork, spoon, held with a paper ring around the napkin. Fancy paper ring, solid black with thin rings of gold an white. The tablecloth is unimportant, it’s just a Fiestaware one you can get anywhere. I found this in the laundry hamper

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That reminds me of Elias Koteas' character Duncan from the movie "Some Kind of Wonderful" when he drew this:

a drawing of a skull face but eyes still and 80's punk hair from the movie Some Kind of Wonderful. THe quote from the character Duncan as he shows it reads "That's what my girlfriend would look like without skin"

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Scott Bissent looks like Ranx RanXerox

Scott Bessent, I guess he's the treasury secretary? He's got a pinched face and a swoop of hair. He looks extra pinched in this image, just a puckered butthole of a mouth and eyes squinted to nonexistance.

Ranx, or RanXerox, is an android built of spare copymachine parts. He's got the tiniest attempt at a nose and these little goggles for eyes. He's like if the Hulk had hulked out ape style but was still smol. I don't know I don't read that Eetalian Metal Hurlant stuff. I'm sure he's cool ans Scott Bessent is a turd

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Walking around jokgorkin’ it with this sea creature and it just looks like you’re ‘tossin dice’ dancin www.instagram.com/reel/Da6QKqc...

A salp? Some kind of clear sea creature that looks like an invisible fleshlight. The post had a community note that read “don’t stick your dicken there” but who is that going to stop?

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Six? Six is… yeah, that’s probably how many…

The scene from that WKYK sketch where they you is at the doctor and the doctor asks “how many hotdogs do you eat a day?” And it doesn’t go anywhere good, but someone replaced “hotdog” with “leche” because 6 leches, that’s a lot, but seven? Yeah. A day? That’s a little high

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

That’s not a good recommendation, the app needs to stop doing that

Screen shot of my Apple Podcast app in which an episode of Knowledge Fight is playing. Below the title icon and episode information the app has recommended The Alex Jones Show because it was mentioned in the Knowledge Fight episode. Knowledge Fight was a podcast meant to examine and refute the anti intelligence put out by Alex Jones and his former “network” InfoWars. Recommending Alex’s show is the opposite of Knowledge Fight

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

NARs encountering other ‘Christians’

Clip of actor Jesse Plemons from the movie Civil War where he encounters journalists who say “we’re American” and he replies with “what ‘kind of Americans are you?” Text has been added to the image to read “Christians? What ‘kind’ of Christian?”

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

In the "latest attempts at making 'fetch' happen" category we have:

Washing Post headline reading: Bankers are leaving Wall Street for 'Y'all Street'

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Wait… so if I follow this plan there won’t be a “transformation” at the end? What about transubstantiation?

Bruh I don’t know, it’s like an ad in an online newspaper about eat like the apostles? Don’t eat for pleasure, take the plate? 40 days, 12 ingredients, 1 transformation?
Also included is Memphis corporate Jesus the Christ and some modern kids? Bro…

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Why did Google suggest the second one? Like, when else would I be asking about??

Screen cap of using Google to search “how old is Chris Angel” and the second suggested fill is “how old is Chris Angel now”. Yeah, when would, why would what the fuck? Of course I want to know how old he is now, that’s what asking “how old is” means. Fucking idiots

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

What if you called it “Jack Pot-ket”? Is it too late? See it’s a pun off Jack Pot, and doesn’t sound like you’re just jacking off all the time

An ad for the company Jackpocket. It’s an app that lets you play the lottery. It sounds like a discrete device for jorgen your horgen at work or on the bus, but not it’s for problem gambling, not for problem masturbators

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I mean sure that's by design, but what the fuck are they doing in this picture?

For real tho dog, what the fuck? It's a screengrab of a headline that says "Americans don't know much about Republicans' signature tax law, poll shows" but the image behind the text is of Trump and Mike Johnson and it looks like Mike is grabbing Trump's johnson?
Trumo is to the left of frame, standing straighter than usual, his head is somewhat forward, and his left arm is extended and touching Mike's right arm. Mike is to the right of frame at a curve toward Trump, his right arm is forward at an angle, Trump has his hand about the tricep of Mike's arm. Mike is looking down though, like he's looking right at Trump's dick. The text covers the image in such a way that it's difficult to see that they're probably just shaking hands, but Johnson is so bent forward and looking down that even for a subservient bitch like him it's a bit much.

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I had got a pic with him at a comic con in Seattle! I like to play a fun game of “get a photo with a comedian and don’t smile in it”. So far I have Brian, Dana Gould, and Bobcat Goldthwaite in my collection

Two nerds. One, a morose forherfucker, the other, a jovial giant

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

He also ordered signs outside of restaurants warning that they might try and serve you "bwockowee" as well as signs outside of schools because "mafft is hahhduh!"

screen cap of a headline saying "Trump orders signs outside Smithsonian museum challenging its history"
from the article: "The order escalates the Trump's attacks against the Smithsonian, which he and his allies accuse of politicizing the institution by focusing too much on injustices in American history, instead of more triumphant moments such as the signing of the Declaration of Independence."

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

aren't always unhealthy you saaaay? mmmm go onnn (listens intently while admiring the print file for the @jortscenter.bsky.social comic he wrote)

screen cap for a headline off an article aggregator that says "Parasocial relationships are more mainstream than ever-- and they aren't always unhealthy".
I think there have always been parasocial relationships with media, especially since electronic broadcast media. Some shows are filmed in a way as if the host is talking directly to you, and sometimes they play that up, lean into it. The entire concept of the televangelist was a predatory parasocial relationship.

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

When did they start putting words on SweetTarts?

Uh sweettarts with the words “epic” on one and “head” on the other

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

May 26th? Dang Anyway I finished the drawing without poking myself in the eye (yet)

It’s uh, it’s… non-legally actionable cartoon rendition of Mobster Man doing a classic Bat Man pose, ehhhayyy madon

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I hope they hired a human artist and they paid that human artist and the human artist said “who cares what a cherry tree actually looks like? Fuckit I still got paid…”

Promotional artwork from the hbo show Life Larry and the Pursuit of unhappiness” in which Larry David is depicted as George Washington having cut down a cherry tree

Come on
That is not a cherry tree
That’s a fucking pine tree with some cherries thrown around it

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

wondering what kind of trouble i can get into with this

screenshot for the packaging for Compound W's Nitro Freeze "Skin Tag Remover"

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Eets yor mum's enale beeds, mate hashtag "Chuck it in me dumpah!"

screenshot of a photo for an article with the headline "Australia reveals likely origin of mysterious 'space balls' found on beaches"
The image is of a lovely sandy beach, waves retreating in the background, but a large plastic looking ball is slightly buried in the sand. There are protrusions out of 2 ends of the ball as though they were linked together with other balls. If the one before it was small and the one after was larger, eet's yeh mum's enale beeds, mate, chucked right outta huh dumpahhhh

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Best choice of image for this article, kudos!

Screenshot from a headline aggregator that is sharing the story “Mitch McConnell remains under medical care”
The image is of 4 men in a row, ant a ground breaking ceremony, the men are shown roughly from the waist up, they are all dressed in suits. The thing is… the man furthest to the right of frame has his ceremonial shovel held about head high, dirt falling from it… you can’t even see Mitch McConnell in the image… just a man with a shovel, dropping some dirt

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

When’d they put a line out there dividing the U.S. and Canada?

A photo from out the window of an airplane passing by. Below there are landmasses and a body of water. Through the body of water there appears to be a dark line as though an invisible border was now visible because we decided we should be ruled over by incompetence and idiots, rabid ignorance hellbent in ruining the world in the hopes of gaining better real estate in the kingdom of Heaven

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Andrew @andrewbub.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

There’s no marshmallow in this, it’s just goo. It’s not even good goo, it’s like a cheap American imitation of Cadbury goo. Even though it says “marshmallow flavored filling” is it really the “flavor” that we want with a marshmallow or is it the texture? At least the goo in the lava one is good

A photo of a hand holding a variant form of Reese’s Big Cup confection. The bright orange wrapper proudly declares in big white chubby font “Marshmallow” and in smaller text says “milk chocolate and peanut butter with marshmallow flavored filling”

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