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Infantino wearing white trainers with his suit. Same fashion sense as his choice of people to fawn over.

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I am beginning to think that the stadium announcer got his first break in life by voicing Red Dwarf's Talkie Toaster.

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OK, I promise never to be critical of an Everton owned by Moshiri and managed by Benitez if FIFA promise never to do this to the World Cup final ever again.

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After the half time music, Donald Trump will be taking the the centre circle to explain how the 2020 election was stolen from him.

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This is positively putting me off my half time Bovril and meat 'n' potato pie.

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Even Restore, too far to the right of Reform, even for the flag shaggers leading Reform are playing the long game in Clacton by not standing a candidate in "Farage's Fake Flounce" I read. This could pave the way for Count Binface or Monster Raving Looney to get a foothold in Westminster.

On the M6 heading back south from a weekend in Scotland via a call in to Crosby to cuddle my baby great nephew, my Surrey born wife of 34 years has just done a "What, pardon? Wigan's not on the coast..." as we drove past the motorway sign for Wigan Pier. So much for education. #SilenceOfTheWools

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He is stepping back from g̴r̴i̴f̴t̴i̴n̴g̴ politics to be the VAR in Spain v Belgium on Friday.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 01/06/2026

Twitter is a terrible place to be.

One of the cultural symbols of Belgium, Les Manneken Pis topping up the Reflecting Pool in Washington.

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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

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Years ago we put googly eyes on a giant paperclip and stuck it to the wall. Now the blu tack has melted and the paperclip has grown ears and this is basically what Darwin was talking about. #NationalPaperclipDay

A large plastic paperclip with googly eyes stuck to it. It has been stuck to the wall with blue tack but the blue tack has melted and the paperclip has slid down so that it looks like it has ears.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 21/05/2026

Let's see if Everton can mess the plan up this weekend.

A man dressed in Lincoln City football kit stood by a tree using his phone to take photos of the Tottenham Hotspur squad training. AI slop for sure but still funny.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/05/2026

Sorry, I mean "alleged cheating", innocent until proven guilty (eventually) of course. Asking on behalf of many football fans, especially supporters of Nottingham Forest and Everton.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/05/2026

I'm no fan of betting companies and their grip on sports and will celebrate when Stake no longer feature on Everton shirts however Paddy Power social media here absolutely nails it. Just when are Man City going to face the consequences of their rampant cheating?

Paddy Power social media post.

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately.

115 financial charged - PL will get back to you on that in a few years.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 17/05/2026

The ball boys appear to be doing the lap of honour in lieu of the senior squad who've been missing most of the game.

A view down into Everton's Hill Dickinson stadium from the south stand.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 05/04/2026

I'm doing roast lamb and trimmings for the family this Easter Sunday. My wife assures me this unopened and, stored in the fridge, jar of goose fat will be perfectly OK for the roast potatoes despite the use by date as the two vegetarians are not with us. This may be my last social media post.

A jar of goose fat with a use by date in 2019.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 04/04/2026

This may or may not be AI generated slop but it's still rather lovely and I hope that there really are deer living their very best lives nibbling on cherry blossom in Japan.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 26/03/2026

Pause your doomscrolling on how the Orange Twat is making the world a worse place on a daily basis by watching these dogs living their very best lives.

Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/03/2026

Just wondering, will Qatar be asking Trump for their Jumbo Jet back?

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/03/2026

There are Everton supporters who not touch tomato sauce because it is red. Not sure how they will cope with this news. Official sauce supplier, I'm mean... www-liverpoolecho-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.live...

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Everton seal 'exciting' deal with global brand as major stadium events to follow

Everton have struck a new commercial relationship with Heinz becoming their first ever official sauce supplier

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 03/03/2026

Fuck. Me. Can someone explain this compared with the ISIS approach to brutally murdering people because their book of fairy tales is different to someone else's book of fairy tales?

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 22/02/2026

Do Aeroflot still fly to The Maldives or is they just codesharing with another airline?

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 22/02/2026

I'm torn. Is it "Arsenal's season collapsing earlier than usual" or "Best stadium in the championship". #TOTARS

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 02/02/2026

They did that with the Arteta money in 2011, had a tab running behind the bar at The Winslow.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/01/2026

President Bonespurs, the gift that keeps giving.

A meme featuring Donald Trump and a penguin.

Nameless Cynic @namelesscynic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

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I heard someone say that the head of the Border Patrol, Greg Bovino, looked like an aging lesbian Nazi. And now that's all I can see.

Two pictures of Greg Bovino, one in his viral SS-style overcoat (the olive-drab one, not the black leather one).

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 24/01/2026

#maga (That's Make Americans Geographically-Literate Again).

The Orange Wankpuffin Donald Trump is being lead across a field by a kangaroo holding the arsewipe flag of the country called America. Flying in the background is the flag of Austria.

Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 24/01/2026

As said above but also, bone spurs in penguins can lead to quite an unusual gait.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026

Sound not posh, I think several in Crosby and certainly most of Blundellsands may take issue. I won't...

A map of the Merseyrail network showing how areas are categorised.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026

Across Europe, outside the homes of Jews and others who were persecuted and exterminated by the Nazis, Stolperstein are a reminder of what happens when the world last moved to a darker place. America should heed these stones as some who are enabled by Donald Trump look to that dark place with envy.

Three Stolperstein (or Stumble Stones) outside a house in Dordrecht in the Netherlands. The names engraved on the stones are Leendert Braadbaart, Nico Braadbaart and Alfred Lodewijk Braadbaart.

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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Trump's "tantrum tariffs" will harden British public opinion against him - over Greenland, Nato & generally. It will be interesting to see how the pro-Trump politicians & commentators navigate with this

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 18/01/2026

Congratulations President DJT. A course PB as well.

The Orange wankpuffin Donald Trump holding a parkrun finish token with the number 1 on it indicating that he finished first. Behind him a surprised alpaca looks over his left shoulder and over his right, a sign that says parkrun finish.

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 17/01/2026

Colour me surprised! The Premier League have also confirmed that Everton and Nottingham Forest will both be deducted ten points as a proportionate punishment for their involvement in the delay in resolving the Manchester City case. www.sportbible.com/football/foo...

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Man City 115 Charges Verdict Could Be Delayed for Another Year as Update Given

An update on the situation has emerged on the eve of the Manchester derby