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Andrew Sinclair

@andrew.clarton.co.uk
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Husband, father, Chartered Engineer, Fellow of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, Evertonian, aspiring runner and one of the co-Event Directors for Tetbury Goods Shed parkrun. Not sure in which order though. Helping build a nuclear power station☢️

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 20/07/2026
Farewell Kevin Keegan and love to his family from this blue despite him playing for the other club across Stanley Park. He was a proper legend from an era when your football skills mattered and not your Instagram account. OK, we need to talk about the singing career...
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/07/2026
Infantino wearing white trainers with his suit. Same fashion sense as his choice of people to fawn over.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/07/2026
I am beginning to think that the stadium announcer got his first break in life by voicing Red Dwarf's Talkie Toaster.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/07/2026
OK, I promise never to be critical of an Everton owned by Moshiri and managed by Benitez if FIFA promise never to do this to the World Cup final ever again.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/07/2026
After the half time music, Donald Trump will be taking the the centre circle to explain how the 2020 election was stolen from him.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/07/2026
This is positively putting me off my half time Bovril and meat 'n' potato pie.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Even Restore, too far to the right of Reform, even for the flag shaggers leading Reform are playing the long game in Clacton by not standing a candidate in "Farage's Fake Flounce" I read. This could pave the way for Count Binface or Monster Raving Looney to get a foothold in Westminster.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 07/07/2026
On the M6 heading back south from a weekend in Scotland via a call in to Crosby to cuddle my baby great nephew, my Surrey born wife of 34 years has just done a "What, pardon? Wigan's not on the coast..." as we drove past the motorway sign for Wigan Pier. So much for education. #SilenceOfTheWools
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Twitter is a terrible place to be.
One of the cultural symbols of Belgium, Les Manneken Pis topping up the Reflecting Pool in Washington.
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Years ago we put googly eyes on a giant paperclip and stuck it to the wall. Now the blu tack has melted and the paperclip has grown ears and this is basically what Darwin was talking about. #NationalPaperclipDay
A large plastic paperclip with googly eyes stuck to it. It has been stuck to the wall with blue tack but the blue tack has melted and the paperclip has slid down so that it looks like it has ears.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 21/05/2026
Let's see if Everton can mess the plan up this weekend.
A man dressed in Lincoln City football kit stood by a tree using his phone to take photos of the Tottenham Hotspur squad training. AI slop for sure but still funny.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/05/2026
I'm no fan of betting companies and their grip on sports and will celebrate when Stake no longer feature on Everton shirts however Paddy Power social media here absolutely nails it. Just when are Man City going to face the consequences of their rampant cheating?
Paddy Power social media post.

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately. 

115 financial charged - PL will get back to you on that in a few years.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 17/05/2026
The ball boys appear to be doing the lap of honour in lieu of the senior squad who've been missing most of the game.
A view down into Everton's Hill Dickinson stadium from the south stand.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 15/04/2026
Ouch.
A screenshot of a Domino's Pizza Facebook post. The post says "we've delivered 91,326,817 pizzas since Spurs last won a game."
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 05/04/2026
I'm doing roast lamb and trimmings for the family this Easter Sunday. My wife assures me this unopened and, stored in the fridge, jar of goose fat will be perfectly OK for the roast potatoes despite the use by date as the two vegetarians are not with us. This may be my last social media post.
A jar of goose fat with a use by date in 2019.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 04/04/2026
This may or may not be AI generated slop but it's still rather lovely and I hope that there really are deer living their very best lives nibbling on cherry blossom in Japan.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 26/03/2026
Pause your doomscrolling on how the Orange Twat is making the world a worse place on a daily basis by watching these dogs living their very best lives.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/03/2026
Just wondering, will Qatar be asking Trump for their Jumbo Jet back?
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West Lancs A Ives @westlancsives.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/03/2026
There are Everton supporters who not touch tomato sauce because it is red. Not sure how they will cope with this news. Official sauce supplier, I'm mean... www-liverpoolecho-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.live...
www-liverpoolecho-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org
Everton seal 'exciting' deal with global brand as major stadium events to follow
Everton have struck a new commercial relationship with Heinz becoming their first ever official sauce supplier
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 06/03/2026
Nimbo Cumulos!
Screenshot from a weather app on a phone showing the current weather at Seville Airport, cloudy with rain. The joke being the classic Fast Show sketch of a TV news report in a  nonspecific Spanish speaking county.

Current American status DEFCON Trump is a TWAT.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 03/03/2026
Fuck. Me. Can someone explain this compared with the ISIS approach to brutally murdering people because their book of fairy tales is different to someone else's book of fairy tales?
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 22/02/2026
I'm torn. Is it "Arsenal's season collapsing earlier than usual" or "Best stadium in the championship". #TOTARS
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/01/2026
It continues...
Our hero penguin receives the Nobel Peace Prize medal from Barak Obama.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/01/2026
President Bonespurs, the gift that keeps giving.
A meme featuring Donald Trump and a penguin.
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Nameless Cynic @namelesscynic.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I heard someone say that the head of the Border Patrol, Greg Bovino, looked like an aging lesbian Nazi. And now that's all I can see.
Two pictures of Greg Bovino, one in his viral SS-style overcoat (the olive-drab one, not the black leather one).
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 24/01/2026
#maga (That's Make Americans Geographically-Literate Again).
The Orange Wankpuffin Donald Trump is being lead across a field by a kangaroo holding the arsewipe flag of the country called America. Flying in the background is the flag of Austria.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Sound not posh, I think several in Crosby and certainly most of Blundellsands may take issue. I won't...
A map of the Merseyrail network showing how areas are categorised.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Very good #MeepMeep
The Orange Mussolini is handed over the Roadrunner by Wile E. Coyote. He's such a twat isn't he (Trump not Wile E. Coyote)?
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Keep it up internet!
Scrat from Ice Age hands his acorn to the Orange Mussolini.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Across Europe, outside the homes of Jews and others who were persecuted and exterminated by the Nazis, Stolperstein are a reminder of what happens when the world last moved to a darker place. America should heed these stones as some who are enabled by Donald Trump look to that dark place with envy.
Three Stolperstein (or Stumble Stones) outside a house in Dordrecht in the Netherlands. The names engraved on the stones are Leendert Braadbaart, Nico Braadbaart and Alfred Lodewijk Braadbaart.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 18/01/2026
#utft
A part drunk glass of Leffe Blonde beer, held up to toast the one nil win of Everton over Aston Villa. In the background is the menu card for the Bar/Restaurant 't Bevertie in Dordrecht in the Netherlands where this beer is being drunk.
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Trump's "tantrum tariffs" will harden British public opinion against him - over Greenland, Nato & generally. It will be interesting to see how the pro-Trump politicians & commentators navigate with this
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 18/01/2026
Congratulations President DJT. A course PB as well.
The Orange wankpuffin Donald Trump holding a parkrun finish token with the number 1 on it indicating that he finished first. Behind him a surprised alpaca looks over his left shoulder and over his right, a sign that says parkrun finish.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 17/01/2026
Colour me surprised! The Premier League have also confirmed that Everton and Nottingham Forest will both be deducted ten points as a proportionate punishment for their involvement in the delay in resolving the Manchester City case. www.sportbible.com/football/foo...
sportbible.com
Man City 115 Charges Verdict Could Be Delayed for Another Year as Update Given
An update on the situation has emerged on the eve of the Manchester derby
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Oh [expletive deleted] Douglas Adams.
A man sitting on a bench on one of the platforms at Bruxelles Midi railway station. The station sign is visible above the bench.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Thank you Bob Holness.
A picture of one of the underground platforms at Baker Street in London. The classic London Underground station roundel is in the picture showing Baker Street.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Damm you Rowan Atkinson.
A picture of one of the platforms at Didcot Parkway railway station. The picture is focused on the station sign.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 28/12/2025
Only the best facts here!
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/12/2025
Our daughter asked for a record player this Christmas, Santa delivered but I made sure her first piece of vinyl was a decent one by passing this one from my collection on 'long term loan'.
A record player on a wooden floor playing the classic album Rumours by Fleetwood Mac.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 22/12/2025
Chris Rea has passed away, that's so terrible. I was part way through playing his album Espresso Logic yesterday strangely. Farewell Benny Santini, I hope you are safe at home for one final time.
A screenshot of a music player on a phone showing the Chris Rea album Espresso Logic being played.
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Everton Fan Advisory Board @efc-fanadvisory.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 11/11/2025
No one is safe 🕶️
A screen shot of social media post by Specsavers, a UK chain of high street opticians showing a group of football fans wearing the red shirts of Liverpool Football Club. They all look sad. The caption reads, Liverpool fans, if you bring your glasses to any of our stores, we'll swap them for a blindfold so you don't have to watch this anymore.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 30/10/2025
Convenient 🍕
A screenshot of the Pizza Express website searching for restaurants close to Sandringham with Kings Lynn being a convenient 7.3 miles from there.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 28/10/2025
Basil! 💕
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/10/2025
That's no ballroom.
An AI generated view of the White House after President Bonespurs had the whole of the East Wing demolished. In its place is an under construction Death Star.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/10/2025
The latest from the land of the free.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 13/10/2025
We are driving home from a weekend in Bournemouth, my wife is driving and radio 5 is broadcasting Trump speaking. I am welcoming every single interruption Waze is making to warn us about turns to make, speed camera ahead and dead squirrel on the road.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 05/10/2025
🎶Well, I never felt more like singin' the blues 'Cause Everton won and Liverpool lost...🎶
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 29/09/2025
Live from Sandhills 😞 or at least for my son who's been at the game, Crosby bound. According to my read of the Merseyrail timetable, only two more Southport bound trains.
Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening.
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