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Andrew Sinclair

@andrew.clarton.co.uk
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Husband, father, Chartered Engineer, Fellow of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, Evertonian, aspiring runner and one of the co-Event Directors for Tetbury Goods Shed parkrun. Not sure in which order though. Helping build a nuclear power station☢️

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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 07/07/2026
Twitter is a terrible place to be.
One of the cultural symbols of Belgium, Les Manneken Pis topping up the Reflecting Pool in Washington.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 21/05/2026
Let's see if Everton can mess the plan up this weekend.
A man dressed in Lincoln City football kit stood by a tree using his phone to take photos of the Tottenham Hotspur squad training. AI slop for sure but still funny.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/05/2026
A banner hanging off a stand at Goodison Park showing the lion emblem of the Premier League with the words corrupt beneath it.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/05/2026
I'm no fan of betting companies and their grip on sports and will celebrate when Stake no longer feature on Everton shirts however Paddy Power social media here absolutely nails it. Just when are Man City going to face the consequences of their rampant cheating?
Paddy Power social media post.

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately. 

115 financial charged - PL will get back to you on that in a few years.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 17/05/2026
The ball boys appear to be doing the lap of honour in lieu of the senior squad who've been missing most of the game.
A view down into Everton's Hill Dickinson stadium from the south stand.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 15/04/2026
Ouch.
A screenshot of a Domino's Pizza Facebook post. The post says "we've delivered 91,326,817 pizzas since Spurs last won a game."
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 05/04/2026
I'm doing roast lamb and trimmings for the family this Easter Sunday. My wife assures me this unopened and, stored in the fridge, jar of goose fat will be perfectly OK for the roast potatoes despite the use by date as the two vegetarians are not with us. This may be my last social media post.
A jar of goose fat with a use by date in 2019.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 06/03/2026
Nimbo Cumulos!
Screenshot from a weather app on a phone showing the current weather at Seville Airport, cloudy with rain. The joke being the classic Fast Show sketch of a TV news report in a  nonspecific Spanish speaking county.

Current American status DEFCON Trump is a TWAT.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/01/2026
It continues...
Our hero penguin receives the Nobel Peace Prize medal from Barak Obama.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/01/2026
President Bonespurs, the gift that keeps giving.
A meme featuring Donald Trump and a penguin.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 24/01/2026
#maga (That's Make Americans Geographically-Literate Again).
The Orange Wankpuffin Donald Trump is being lead across a field by a kangaroo holding the arsewipe flag of the country called America. Flying in the background is the flag of Austria.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Sound not posh, I think several in Crosby and certainly most of Blundellsands may take issue. I won't...
A map of the Merseyrail network showing how areas are categorised.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Very good #MeepMeep
The Orange Mussolini is handed over the Roadrunner by Wile E. Coyote. He's such a twat isn't he (Trump not Wile E. Coyote)?
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Keep it up internet!
Scrat from Ice Age hands his acorn to the Orange Mussolini.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/01/2026
Across Europe, outside the homes of Jews and others who were persecuted and exterminated by the Nazis, Stolperstein are a reminder of what happens when the world last moved to a darker place. America should heed these stones as some who are enabled by Donald Trump look to that dark place with envy.
Three Stolperstein (or Stumble Stones) outside a house in Dordrecht in the Netherlands. The names engraved on the stones are Leendert Braadbaart, Nico Braadbaart and Alfred Lodewijk Braadbaart.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 18/01/2026
#utft
A part drunk glass of Leffe Blonde beer, held up to toast the one nil win of Everton over Aston Villa. In the background is the menu card for the Bar/Restaurant 't Bevertie in Dordrecht in the Netherlands where this beer is being drunk.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 18/01/2026
Congratulations President DJT. A course PB as well.
The Orange wankpuffin Donald Trump holding a parkrun finish token with the number 1 on it indicating that he finished first. Behind him a surprised alpaca looks over his left shoulder and over his right, a sign that says parkrun finish.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Oh [expletive deleted] Douglas Adams.
A man sitting on a bench on one of the platforms at Bruxelles Midi railway station. The station sign is visible above the bench.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Thank you Bob Holness.
A picture of one of the underground platforms at Baker Street in London. The classic London Underground station roundel is in the picture showing Baker Street.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/01/2026
Damm you Rowan Atkinson.
A picture of one of the platforms at Didcot Parkway railway station. The picture is focused on the station sign.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/12/2025
Our daughter asked for a record player this Christmas, Santa delivered but I made sure her first piece of vinyl was a decent one by passing this one from my collection on 'long term loan'.
A record player on a wooden floor playing the classic album Rumours by Fleetwood Mac.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 22/12/2025
Chris Rea has passed away, that's so terrible. I was part way through playing his album Espresso Logic yesterday strangely. Farewell Benny Santini, I hope you are safe at home for one final time.
A screenshot of a music player on a phone showing the Chris Rea album Espresso Logic being played.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 11/11/2025
No one is safe 🕶️
A screen shot of social media post by Specsavers, a UK chain of high street opticians showing a group of football fans wearing the red shirts of Liverpool Football Club. They all look sad. The caption reads, Liverpool fans, if you bring your glasses to any of our stores, we'll swap them for a blindfold so you don't have to watch this anymore.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 30/10/2025
Convenient 🍕
A screenshot of the Pizza Express website searching for restaurants close to Sandringham with Kings Lynn being a convenient 7.3 miles from there.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/10/2025
That's no ballroom.
An AI generated view of the White House after President Bonespurs had the whole of the East Wing demolished. In its place is an under construction Death Star.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 05/10/2025
I love on summer's day, rent a rowing boat and head out to the Scott Memorial on the lake in Roath Park. Many lazy days spent there as a student.
Absolutely definitely not the Scott Memorial on Roath Park lake. A picture of the Bishop's Rock lighthouse against a blue sky.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 29/09/2025
Live from Sandhills 😞 or at least for my son who's been at the game, Crosby bound. According to my read of the Merseyrail timetable, only two more Southport bound trains.
Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening. Everton fans queuing to get into Sandhills railway station in Liverpool after the Everton v West Ham football match this evening.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 20/09/2025
Sunglasses - Italian Backdrop - Milano Heart and nose - 💙 Teeshirt - @toffeeart.co.uk #utft
The author of this post standing in front of the Doumo in Milano, Italy wearing a black tee-shirt that copies the Joy Division album cover of Unknown Pleasures with Prince Rupert's tower, the emblem of Everton Football Club, hidden in the sound waves.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 14/09/2025
So the #patriots like their little #Temu #flags. This one just about sums up the UK at the moment. #ScouseNotEnglish
A rather threadbare Union Flag flies above the Lido Scogliera d' Armisi in Catania, Sicily. Only the lower left quarter of the flag remains. Behind the flag, a vivid blue and cloudless sky.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 02/08/2025
EPR on the left, EPR2 on the right.
Comparing the EPR and EPR2 reactor building designs.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 02/08/2025
Frightening. Truly frightening. Nordic countries hit by ‘truly unprecedented’ heatwave www.theguardian.com/environment/...
A temperature display at Santa Claus Village at the Artic Circle showing the temperature at thirty one degrees centigrade.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 25/05/2025
Fake news! #utfc
BBC sports notification saying "Newcastle 0 - 1 Everton. Beto goal secures a fine away victory to close the season for Moyes' side - tell us how you're feeling.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 08/05/2025
Careful now.
The LoonyTunes cartoon character looking at a bowl of food with a sign saying More Free Bird Seed.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 04/05/2025
And yes, our own 360.
Bullens Road outside Goodison Park. Goodison Road sign in Liverpool. Gwladys Street Road sign and an Everton flag. Goodison Park, looking at the Park End stand.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 04/05/2025
One pre-match drink in the Winslow.
The Winslow Hotel pub.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 04/05/2025
One last Hot Wok
Inside the Hot Wok Chinese food takeaway by Goodison Park.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 04/05/2025
My son and I eventually were encouraged out of Upper Gwladys Street ages after full time by the stewards but only after a long reminiscing chat with them and photos, lots of photos.
One last look over Goodison Park.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 27/04/2025
Also.
Former Everton and current Tottenham Hotspur player Richarlison holding a blue flare at Goodison Park.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 11/03/2025
Dream big Manchester United! #utfc
A red and white circus big top against a blue sky. The inspiration for the new Manchester United stadium it would appear.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 02/03/2025
I see your Tesco rhubarb and custard hot cross buns and raise you Aldi chilli and cheese hot cross buns 🔥
A pack of four hot cross buns sold by Aldi in the UK with a chilli and cheese flavour.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 20/02/2025
Gram for gram, a Lindt Chocolate Rabbit is more expensive than 18 caret gold.
A Lindt Chocolate Rabbit.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/02/2025
Correction. Seven Apple laptops. Also, this is not how you store an out of service Aeropress 😂
Various coffee making devices on the counter of a coffee shop including an Aeropress with the rubber plunger still in the barrel. Coffee geeks know that this reduces the life of the rubber.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 19/02/2025
In a coffee shop in Porto enjoying a late breakfast, Combi Coffee Roasters, 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟, if in town you should check it out. Smallish seating space, six laptop users sitting at tables, every one using an Apple one. I think we have found the hip/woke centre of Porto😜 📱Posted from an Android 🤖 phone.
Three people siting alone at tables in a coffee shop in Porto, Portugal. Each table has an Apple laptop open and in use.  Behind the tables, on the wall is an old map showing Porto. A handwritten blackboard sign on the counter of Combi Coffee Roasters in Porto, the sign reads "No laptops + ipads on weekends + local public holidays. Enjoy your coffee."
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 17/02/2025
Rationing eggs, almost certainly eggs 🇺🇸
Picture shows an ebook reader open at a page from the George Orwell novel 1984. 

The page reads,


... happy life which his wise leadership has bestowed upon us. Here are some of the completed figures. Foodstuffs ——'

The phrase ‘our new, happy life' recurred several times. It had been a favourite of late with the Ministry of Plenty. Parsons, his attention caught by the trumpet call, sat listening with a sort of gaping solemnity, a sort of edified boredom. He could not follow the figures, but he was aware that they were in some way a cause for satisfaction. He had lugged out a huge and filthy pipe which was already half full of charred tobacco. With the tobacco ration at 1oo grammes a week it was seldom...
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/02/2025
Mrs Sinclair has got some fancy new Varifocal glasses. Not much wrong with my eyesight 👀.
Packaging from a pair of Varifocal fitted glasses next to a cassette copy of the Phil Collins album Hello I Must Be Going. The artwork of the two is very similar.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 16/02/2025
They say that Facebook knows everything about you, based on this, I'm less sure. No to both questions 😂
A screenshot of an advert from my personal Facebook page from UMI Surveys.  The advert says "Share your insights on the critical roles fats play in food formulation, processing, and performance!"

The photo in the advert is of a male worker dressed in protective clothing with blue gloves holding an iPad, in the background are stainless steel tanks, presumably some form of production line.  The caption on the picture reads, "Work in food manufacturing and use duck fat?  Take part in our market study?"
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 12/02/2025
There are places I remember 💙
A young boy holding a blue smoke flare on an adult's shoulders waiting for the Everton team to arrive at Goodison Park. Looking down Goodison Road, the illuminated Everton club crest on the main stand. Blue smoke in the air on Goodison Road as the Everton team coach arrived for the derby. The illuminated Goodison Park sign above the Park End stand.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 12/02/2025
I have an idea...
Screenshot of a Google map showing the mouth of the Bristol Channel between Wales and England jokingly renamed Sianel Abertawe which is the Welsh for Swansea Channel.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 11/01/2025
Good morning to everyone, especially all Everton fans and a very special bucket of love to the people who #parkrun. Heading out to course check Tetbury Goods Shed parkrun alternative route. ❄️❄️❄️
Picture of the dashboard of a Nissan Leaf car showing the outside temperature of minus four degrees Centigrade.
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Andrew Sinclair @andrew.clarton.co.uk · 06/01/2025
From the Bramley Moore article on Wikipedia to what is now my favourite @bluemcardle.bsky.social picture of our new home. What a difference a few years (and quite a few millions) makes.
The entrance to the Bramley Moore dock in Liverpool before the start of construction of the new Everton stadium. A picture of one of the listed structures on the dock estate wall between the Dock Road and Bramley Moore dock in Liverpool with the new Everton stadium in the background on a snowy Sunday 5th January 2005.
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