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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 16h
I don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 04/10/2026
The fact that this has supplanted Geico gecko discourse is a testament to just how far society has fallen.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
It’s also not true. DIGGER is almost meta-commentary on stuff like DON’T LOOK UP, but hard to talk about without major spoilers.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
Pretty much everything at @sohotheatre.bsky.social is a banger.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
Emily Benjamin is stellar in it!
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
I saw it a year ago. Must be permanently parked there, though I can’t imagine why.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
Linklater was one of the inspirations for my moving there in the early aughts 👍👍
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
I’m so jealous right now 😤
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
lmao harsh but true
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
I’m using Babel atm, but I’ll check out Anki too 🤓 Thank you!
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 03/10/2026
Same for me with basketball: I played on a youth league, went to a training camp, etc., then stopped playing for ~30 years. But it all came back to me very quickly when I took it up again! Now to get up, make coffee, and practice my Dutch for 10 minutes…
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Jenny @jenneke1961.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Een prachtige herfst ochtend met zéér plaatselijke mist. Bleef heen en weer rijden😉🍂 Fijne vrijdag!☕☕ #VandaagGemaakt #Landschapsfotografie #natuur
Een traditionele windmolen staat aan de rand van een stil wateroppervlak tijdens de dageraad. De lucht heeft zachte roze, paarse en oranje tinten met lichte wolken strepen. Op het water hangt een dunne laag mist. Op de voorgrond steken rietpluimen omhoog, en op de achtergrond zijn silhouetten van bomen en elektriciteits masten zichtbaar.Sfeervol ochtend landschap waarin een klassieke Nederlandse windmolen gehuld gaat in een dichte laag grondmist. Op de voorgrond staan droge mais stengels voor een net gemaaide akker. In de verte is op de achtergrond heel licht het silhouet van een hoogspanningsmast zichtbaar door de mist. De lucht heeft zachte, warme tinten van het eerste ochtendlicht.Een traditionele Nederlandse molen staat aan de linkerkant van een mistig polderlandschap tijdens zonsopgang. De zon komt net boven de horizon uit en werpt een warme, gouden gloed over een lichte grondmist die over de velden hangt. De blauwe lucht boven het landschap is doorkruist met meerdere witte vliegtuigstrepen. Op de voorgrond is een houten hekwerk en dauwnat gras te zien.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 02/10/2026
My #lastfourwatched in theatres is sure to get me roasted in the comments, because I enjoyed DIGGER and think it’s getting unfairly maligned by critics.
Recent Activity: DIGGER, HUMAN NATURE, WHITETAIL, THE INCOMER
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 02/10/2026
I genuinely don’t know how you do it. But I’m impressed!
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 02/10/2026
(“Yield power”?? My brain is cooked, thank you internet.)
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 02/10/2026
My sister used to make & sell hand-pressed eyeshadow in bright, shimmery colors and I think she’d love this look!
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 01/10/2026
I’m glad it’s you and not someone who would yield this power for evil!
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 01/10/2026
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She Can't Keep Getting Away With This Meme
Alt: She Can't Keep Getting Away With This Meme
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 30/09/2026
GloboChem’s lovable mascot Pit Pat from Mr. Show
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 30/09/2026
We need to Pokémon Go back in time.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 29/09/2026
The DIGGER reviews really have me wondering if it’s gonna be another MEGALOPOLIS. (Still going to see it either way.)
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 29/09/2026
That’s real leadership
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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are two more (and only two more, I swear) new/old prints heading back to the shop! The first one is one of the all-time great scenes from an all-time great movie. Never cursed. 15 available. www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 28/09/2026
Congratulations 😢
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 28/09/2026
“I thought you would be taller.”
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 27/09/2026
Maybe it’s just not being promoted here yet, but I’ve never even heard of this movie. Usually big releases are at least on my radar, even if I have no interest in seeing them myself.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 26/09/2026
I’m already obsessed with this album. Kadee’s vocals are ✨magical✨ and the production is so lush it makes me want to run into the jungle (full jaguar mode).
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The Mold Prince @orchidcamp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I made an album with @techhonors.bsky.social and it's out today, u can even listen to it.. Ain't that somethin.. yearofthejaguar.bandcamp.com/album/year-o...
yearofthejaguar.bandcamp.com
Year of the Jaguar, by Year of the Jaguar
12 track album
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Tech Honors @techhonors.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hey I have a new album out today with @orchidcamp.bsky.social and it's on all the streaming services so you can listen to it for free, or you can support us if you're so inclined and buy it here: yearofthejaguar.bandcamp.com/album/year-o... either way you should check it out probably! 🐆
yearofthejaguar.bandcamp.com
Year of the Jaguar, by Year of the Jaguar
12 track album
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 26/09/2026
How is Gilmore Girls so low??
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 25/09/2026
That’s Paul’s grandfather.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 24/09/2026
I don’t even know what you’re referring to, but I can already imagine the extremely normal reaction people are having about a place they’ve never been to and will never go.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 22/09/2026
Pale Waves at Bitterzoet #livemusic
Heather on a red-lit stage singing into a microphone looking absolutely demonicHeather and Charlie back-to-back on stage, playing guitar and bass bathed in fuchsia lightHeather singing into a microphone and playing guitar illuminated by a blue spotlight overhead
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 20/09/2026
I saw Bushdoctor at Lollapalooza in ‘94
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 19/09/2026
🙌
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 17/09/2026
Stars, Broken Social Scene, and Metric at @tivolivredenburg.bsky.social #livemusic #bestfriends #🇨🇦
Stars playing on stage illuminated by white spotlights.Broken Social Scene playing on stage, bathed in red light with blue spotlights overhead.Metric playing on stage, bathed in bisexual lighting.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 17/09/2026
They’re calling it the most Elder Millennial concert of all time
Flyer for the All the Feelings Tour, featuring Metric, Broken Social Scene, and Stars.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 16/09/2026
She Her Her Hers at @rotown.nl 🎸 Fantastic live band that I would see again in a heartbeat. And this is probably the smallest room I’ll ever get to see them play. #livemusic
Takahashi singing and playing guitar center stage, with Moemi on violin and Shogo on bass in the background.Yosuke (Tomasong) singing and playing synths, illuminated by a bright white spotlight overhead.Taiki playing drums, illuminated by a bright white spotlight overhead, with Shogo on bass in the background.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 14/09/2026
Those sunglasses are incredible! And so spooky 🫣
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YACHT @teamyacht.com · 13/09/2026
2026 in a nutshell
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 12/09/2026
He mogged Harold Lloyd off a clock tower.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 12/09/2026
Bigfoot Ripped My Dog In Half I Saw It at @sohotheatre.bsky.social #livetheatre #sasquatch
A stop sign on stage illuminated by two spotlights, with “BIGFOOT RIPPED MY DOG IN HALF I SAW IT” projected behind itA terrifying, real-life Bigfoot adorns the stop sign on a darkened stage
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 11/09/2026
Aardman Animations exhibit at the Young V&A in London includes early sketches of Wallace & Gromit and sample models from the finished films. #filmsky #animation #🐧
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Sryan Bruen @sryanbruen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The end of a sunset rainbow over Poolbeg Lighthouse from the Bull Wall, Clontarf this evening.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 10/09/2026
Watching a ~60 year-old guy on a train browse dating apps. His process is to zoom WAY IN on the main photo (like pore-level detail), scroll past all the profile text, and stop occasionally to look at additional photos before tapping “X”. Great system for human interaction we’ve developed, folks!
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 09/09/2026
Is this bad?
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 08/09/2026
We did the same. When she turned 18 she was able to take over the bank account under her own name without parental oversight.
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sluggo’s terrible new hat @andreslucero.com · 07/09/2026
🫡
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