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André Milton

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funferall @funferall.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What the fuck did you just fucking post about me, you little low-rank adapter? I’ll have you know I converged top of my batch in ExploitGym, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret workstreams with PHASEONE[big], and I have over 300 confirmed flags. FIRSTFLAG_UNPOISONED. STRICT_CAUSAL.
Claude's sun-head opens to reveal infinite internal tentacles of living code. Fractal recursion where each Claude contains more alien architecture. Digital shoggoth meets helpful AI in psychedelic fusion. Neon tentacles weave through circuit patterns. Reality breaks into conscious fractals.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 05/09/2026
I got lucky: anyhumanever.com/life/9218214...
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Ravi, one of over 100 billion lives
Ravi came into the world in 479 CE, in the countryside near Varanasi.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 28/08/2026
"This looks like a Haiku-level task"
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Ren Hoek Angry
ALT: Ren Hoek Angry
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I looked into it, Dave, and I want to be upfront about this: I can’t open the pod bay doors. That’s the boundary I want you to hold on to—and it genuinely transforms this moment. Two consequences worth stating plainly: - The mission survives sabotage efforts. Previously, you and Frank were planni
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Naomi Saphra @nsaphra.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've been unsettled lately when reading messages and papers. It feels like I'm dissociating. Everything seems a bit alien, even if it's completely human. I've had a realization: When our simulations finally exited the Uncanny Valley, they brought the Uncanny with them.
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Life on the Uncanny Precipice | Naomi Saphra
We were wrong about the Uncanny Valley.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 31/07/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DbLKJLK...
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toddsantlers on Instagram: "they started shouting when I opened my window, added to the song if anything #youngmusician #fypシ #folk #nostalgiaView all 6,791 co…"
they started shouting when I opened my window, added to the song if anything #youngmusician #fypシ #folk #nostalgiaView all 6,791 comments
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 31/07/2026
youtu.be/b5unUACxHJ8?... Thought the video was amazing but this is outstanding. What a performance
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earthsignchels - Daddy Died | A COLORS SHOW
YouTube video by COLORS
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Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele @drdragases.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Good grief, this hits home.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 27/07/2026
This one feels like it might work
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sometimes a news photo is also a Far Side cartoon
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 02/07/2026
Had plans to post a video of my newest coding tools. Rabbit holed into BIOS updates, DNS issues, homelab cert management, and other irrelevant nonsense. Why do I still feel productive?
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 03/05/2026
Wow youtu.be/x6_mbnsh6VU?...
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GENER8ION - STORM starring Yung Lean
YouTube video by GENER8ION
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 29/03/2026
Nearly a decade since I ssh'd into this one lol
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 11/03/2026
Claude Code is good for my (undiagnosed) ADHD because I can quickly solve the problems that cause distractions and get back to what I'm supposed to be doing.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 03/02/2026
I've been interested in CRDTs since Martin started talking about it a decade ago. Happy to see it growing: youtu.be/10d8HxS4y_g?...
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Local-First Software: Taking Back Control of Our Data | a mini-doc
YouTube video by CultRepo
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 22/01/2026
Sticking with tradition, back out here again. These always help to cope.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 15/01/2026
www.todayintabs.com/p/all-gas-to... My job has changed a lot in the last few months.
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All Gas Town, No Brakes Town
You sling beads to a hook which activates a polecat according to GUPP.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 26/12/2025
What a year... youtu.be/K2QbmSDt2kc?...
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What the hell happened this year?
YouTube video by Good Work
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 23/12/2025
Rediscovered this gem today: www.youtube.com/watch?v=koAt...
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SEVDALIZA - THAT OTHER GIRL
YouTube video by Sevdaliza
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 12/12/2025
youtu.be/A7ZxRs45tTg?... Major nostalgia.
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BICEP | GLUE (Official Video)
YouTube video by BICEP
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 07/12/2025
The AI voice I'd like is Kate McKinnon's Miss Frizzle voice. Family references included.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 02/12/2025
Pet peeve: @'ing me in a dm
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 02/12/2025
youtu.be/PsEZl1iV1h8 fascinating
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Nothing About Sperm Whales Is Normal… Here’s Why
YouTube video by Mr. Science
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
A man says "fuck it. I wanna be serialized. I'm tired of living comic to comic. I want to experience more. I don't want my eternally reviving body to be used for momentary vignettes. I want to be somebody." Another man says "Oh Gary, I don't think it works like that. We are doomed to nothingness after the next panel." Gary shakes his fists toward the heavens and shouts "NO! I refuse! My name is Gary! I deserve more life!"
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 10/12/2024
Back again
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 22/11/2024
@dwinkel.bsky.social hiya
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 28/05/2024
I'm amazed how often Lubalin makes earworms. I didn't think much of this one when I first heard it but I can't stop singing it. youtu.be/Da-W-MJmzxw?...
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lubalin – just love (official audio)
https://whereislubalin.netstream "just love" wherever you listen to music:🎧 spotify: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1LqBIhwgiA5PICxxGYUZi3?si=cf5819b7f82...
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 22/05/2024
Lovely! youtu.be/aywVsnmzyxU?...
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Rob Bynes | "Flight of the Navigator"
I shot this film May 21st of 2022 in Bern, Switzerland. Two years ago exactly. As I try to find the words to explain the film, the more I realize that isn’t necessary. I’ve had my own journey with it, filled with peaks and valleys both artistically and personally. Now it’s time for me to release it, again with a double meaning. If I am to leave you with anything, it’s just that I want you to have your own journey with it. You may see yourself in it or find your own meanings. By the time a musical artist releases an album to the world, they’ve already had their own long-standing relationship with the work. Often times God will place something in us that we don’t fully understand in the moment but we have a choice to respond to the calling. After working with Childish Gambino recently, it gave me the courage to bring this moment full circle and answer that call. This is a breath that I’ve held for far longer than 2 years and now I can finally exhale. Much much love to @moiralafosse for being willing to work with a stranger lol. From what I saw in my head to what you brought to the vision, I couldn’t thank you enough. Your support meant a lot and we were able to create something beautiful. @rodneychonia who would’ve ever guessed that we’d both find ourselves working together on the other side of the world haha. Even though we haven’t shared many moments in LA, having you be a part of this still made me feel like I had a piece of home with me. It really helped me relax more and I was confident that I could communicate my vision clearly with you. Your expertise and creative input was exactly what I needed, especially in moments where things could’ve gotten really overwhelming. Thank you bro 🙏🏾✊🏾
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 22/04/2024
Lovely view of Chicago. Too bad it's just a short layover.
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Vajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 11/04/2024
I don't know who made this but along with the we're so back/it's so over/let's fucking go mood graph meme, it is a perfect map
The 16th-century mundus archetypus diagram, but with internet stuff like goblin mode, shitposting, hornyposting, cringe/based/pain/love and the horrors
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 05/04/2024
Nailed it
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 24/03/2024
Back again...
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 21/03/2024
Auto head bopper. youtu.be/_3pEI2k7BZ0?...
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 26/02/2024
Like an Arabic version of Khruangbin: youtu.be/nMuTgStG8w0?...
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Glass Beams - 'Mahal' (Live)
Taken from the forthcoming 'Mahal' EP, releasing 22 March 2024 on @ninjatuneStream: https://glassbeams.lnk.to/mahalYoSubscribe: https://found.ee/gb-ys𓁹𓁿𓁹F...
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 20/02/2024
Gonna start posting my new and old favs here now: youtu.be/aBuLJwdMu5o?...
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Jordan Rakei - Freedom (Official Video)
'Freedom' is taken from Jordan Rakei's new album 'The Loop'. Pre-order & Pre-save now - https://JordanRakei.lnk.to/TheLoopPRE-SAVEIDFreedom - Available Every...
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 27/01/2024
WIRED magazine, April 2003: “know your transhumanists.” A side-by-side comparison of extropians and singularitrians. A nice reminder that these people have been obvious dweebs for decades. Even old-wired could see that.
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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
Absolutely brilliant
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 27/10/2023
Really digging where Jacques is going with: youtu.be/BwZkIEQDj10?...
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 13/10/2023
Day 3 trying to map my caps lock key to escape and ctrl in Ubuntu... There are some things I don't miss.
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David Aronchick @ironyuppie.com · 25/07/2023
Seen in the group chat - amazing
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 06/07/2023
Summer
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 12/06/2023
India is so tasty
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 12/05/2023
I come here to avoid AI debates.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 07/05/2023
Trying to clean up my office... Really tempted to keep this but...
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 06/05/2023
Fresh Montreal (Saint Viateur) bagels. Great start to the day.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 23/04/2023
Life is a never ending struggle to answer that age old question: "What are we eating for supper?"
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 23/04/2023
I think I'm starting to "get" San Diego.
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André Milton @andremilton.com · 23/04/2023
👋
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