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@andrearae.bsky.social
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For women everywhere. Be your own gods. Your Mother commands it. 🐍

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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So problematic but
A meme from The Pink Panther in seven panels showing a small dog lying on a patterned rug, followed by Inspector Closseau asking, “Does your dog bite?” An older man replies, “No.” He pets the dog and is bitten. He then says, “I thought you said your dog did not bite.” The older man responds, “That is not my dog.”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
First Try baybeeee IYKYK #ThreshingDay
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October #promosky🌛🎃🌜 Hi! I’m Andrea (she/her) 40, married to the man who stars as all my book boyfriends Mom of 2 fire crackers ❤️‍🔥 Head Medwitch who also loves science 🧝🏻‍♀️ 🧬 Kitchen witch/cocktail alchemist Aspiring cottage crone 2 familiars Book & Plant Dragon Dreamer Thrives in the storm
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
EXTREMELY BCFSB CODED IYKYK
Four-panel comic of a cartoon woman holding a red ball labeled “a silly meme,” then entering a group chat. In the third panel, she tells friends, “And that’s how it happened. It’s been the worst day of my life.” In the final panel, she stands inside a doorway, suggesting she has dramatically arrived in the group chat.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Perfect Sunday Afternoon - Recharging the batteries with a Cardamom Latte and an absolute banger of a book 📖 🌸🥀 ☕️ 🪴 “This world is plagued with men who only know how to speak with their fists, and I have made myself a monster for them.”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Working for Mayo Clinic has been the most demanding yet most rewarding experience in my career. I still stand by that it’s the Everest of a career in medicine.
A trophy that tags “ONE GIM AWARD - Greatness in Motion” next to a cocktail
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Come on over I’ll have a charcuterie and a cocktail ready! Shes 18mo now (holy crap) but still loves a cuddle
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
huzzah Seared Salmon over lemon-dill orzo with capers, spinach, and Parmesan
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Quote by Thomas Paine "When it can be said by any country in the world, my poor are happy, neither ignorance nor distress is to be found among them, my jails are empty of prisoners, my streets of beggars, the aged are not in want, the taxes are not oppressive, the rational world is my friend because I am the friend of happiness. When these things can be said, then may that country boast its constitution and government. Independence is my happiness, the world is my country and my religion is to do good"
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We have 3-Nager. I repeat. We have a 3-Nager. This wonderful sprout is going to grow to move mountains. But also...plz send coffee and a sensory deprivation tank
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And perhaps for the lady a Kir Royale in the backyard with a storm on the horizon?
A large glass of kit royale on the armrest of the brown deck with rosemary and Marigold in the background, an evening storm in the distance
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Of all the the nostalgia old Disney movies create - nothing will ever hit as hard as this imho
The creatures of Sherwood Forest gather for song and dance
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Forty and flirty? Meh Forty and feral? YAS
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I love this! My first thought
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hear me out. Get Rawhead a demisexual bibliophile with an “I can fix him” complex. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
In honor of #witchesnight on #thelastdrivein #mutantfam
A collection of a vial, herbs, a te spoon, and crystals with the words “imagine thinking I’m a witch that worships the devil. Honey I worship no man be so for real”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
TFW you accidentally leave Copilot open while you are WFH and say all the quiet parts out loud…and then it asks you if you are OK I wish I was kidding
MY INNER DIALOGUE AT WORK:
-WHAT THE FUCK
-ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
-FUCK YOU
-SHUT THE FUCK UP
-WHY THE FUCK AM I HERE
-FUCK ME
-FUCK THAT
-FUCK THIS
-FUCK OFF
-OH MY FUCK
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Bougie night for Colby and I at Bleu Duck Kitchen with a special event 5 course meal celebrating all things Maine Oyster 🦆 🦪courtesy of the Maine Oyster Company & Lady Oyster
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is my computer background right now and L said “that’s DARK mommy!” Kid knows what her mum is about.
A painting of a shadowy woman in robes with antlers growing from her head standing on the edge of a forested lake
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.
A canyon in Iceland close to Dettifos
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I am constantly in awe of the level of empathy L has - 2 1/2 and she is so thoughtful about the comfort and wellbeing of others. We’re snuggled up for Bluey Sleepytime and it was IMPERATIVE that all stuffies had equal access to the blanket before we pressed play.
3 stuffies snuggled up under their blankie
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
The obvious eugenics issues aside - it never ceases to annoy me that this self proclaimed geek seems to have never absorbed a single episode of Star Trek
An X post from Elon Musk that says “For a country to survive, there has to be a common culture.
Nobody dies to defend a "multicultural economic zone"!
American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for.
Some may not realize it, but that's why people come here.” Followed by an incessant amount of American Flag Emojis
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Got funky today with the nice weather - needs a name! -2oz gin -1oz concentrated Black tea (almond black + lavender grey) - 3/4oz lavender honey syrup -splash Genepy de chamois -splash cream -egg white Tastes like Spring Tea on a Promenade @anatomyofadrink.bsky.social what should I call it?
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Girl Dinner c/o the man who has my heart & soul in this life and all others My greatest adventure and deepest love ❤️🐧 @colbywankenobi.bsky.social
a plate of 5 chocolate covered strawberries with 5 dark chocolate creams and a glass of Angel's Envy Bourbon
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
and this was my Chanel no 5
A bottle of Vera Wang, princess perfume
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? This was the pinnacle of high fashion
A Delia’s Catalogue cover
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Take. Them. All. Down. I don't care who they vote for What charities they donate to What causes they are activists for. If they were a president or celebrity I liked. In the words of Will Shakespeare - All Are Punished.
Bernie Sanders post that said “What should alarm us about the Epstein files isn't just the appalling details.
It is the degree to which enormously wealthy and powerful people live by their own rules — and continue to get away with it.
It's a club where the rules and the law don't apply. And you're not in it.”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The Snowdrop Tastes like the first blooms of spring stirring beneath the snow. Imbolc in a coup! 2oz Gin .75oz elderflower liqueur .5oz honey syrup .5oz Genepy de Chamois Squeeze of Lemon Egg White
A picture of the aforementioned cocktail that is purple colored with white foam in a coup glass
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Dammit it's a nice(ish) day, Cailleach is going to be able to collect like...so much firewood. We are screwed. #TheOGGroundhog #KeepitPagan 👩‍🎨LexiSnowstenArt
A portrait of the Cailleach by LexiSnowstenArt. A crone witch stands in a snowy tundra wearing dark green robes and holding a wooden staff with a glowing green globe.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
With the warmth of Brighid’s sacred fire, Life stirs once more. Imbolc Blessings.
Morning Imbolc Tea spread. A green mug with white flowers filled with tea. A white candle on the right. A tin of tea on the left. A water vase filled with marble queen Pothos and a pagan book of the wheel of the year in the back.A close-up of my custom made Brighid Tea from Adagio. BlackBerry Ceylon, Cream Ceylon, cornflowers, and marigolds.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
That’s such a cool setup! I just put mine in front of my plants and hope for the best 🫠 this one tasted pretty fantastic though Called it the Brighid Bramble 2oz gin, 1oz Grand Marnier, .5oz blackberry syrup, cocktail spoon honey syrup (my berry syrup turned out v tart), & squeeze lemon
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The Brighid Bramble 2oz Gin 1oz Grand Marnie .5oz Blackberry Syrup Barspoon Honey Syrup Squeeze Lemon Shake well and enjoy the return of life! Don’t forget to leave a scarf🧣 out for Brighid as she passes through the land to reawaken the sleeping life beneath the soil
A picture of The Brighid Bramble - a violet red cocktail in a coup martini class with an orange twist garnish
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Hudson/Connor Queer Point Break reboot NOW
(ALT TEXT: pics of Hudson/Connor and Keanu/Patrick Doppelgängers)
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
MY NEW HEATED RIVALRY PITCH: POINT BREAK REBOOT BUT MAKE IT QUEER. I can never unsee this now - how are we all talking about the Hudson/Keanu resemblance but not the Connor/Patrick? Leave it.
(ALT TEXT: pics of heated rivalry in point break clearly showing that these are doppelgängers)

Bodhi and Johnny on the plane(ALT TEXT: pics of heated rivalry in point break clearly showing that these are doppelgängers)

Shane & Ilya in the bar Hudson & Connor Keanu and Patrick
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Why yes I DO think tiramisu and Angels Envy is a perfectly reasonable dinner on this Friday night in a Midwest hellscape
A picture of the aforementioned tiramisu and a glass of angels envy
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
2 days late but so glad to see that the Queen has returned #thepitt
Charge nurse Dana aka the Queen of the Pitt returning in season 2 with some bad ass sunglasses
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
LFG 2026
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Wondering if that’s the wind, or if the toddler or the baby are awake, or if there is a velociraptor in my backyard
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Closing out 2025 with a bang … Freyja 🐶 fell asleep under the coffee table - woke abruptly - forgot she was under said table - then proceeded to have a panic attack while Flinstoning under the table until she broke it apart - and then ran into the wall (she’s fine) Sums up 2025, though?
The most anxious golden retriever you’ll ever see kn your life looking like she has coffee table trauma now
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
search your first name and "glamour shot" I don't know who they are but I want to be friends with both of them
A glamour shot of 2 women with blue and pink neon lights behind them. They are in a standard prom pose and wearing black and gold sequin dresses and it's absolutely peak 1990s middle aged women living their best life.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Welcome back, Queen. I missed you!!!!
Sylvie from Emily in Paris - the absolute boss
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Me - handling every single trauma that life throws at me Also Me - "handling" life if I hear sound input from 3+ different sources
Sarah Conner from Terminator Two with a shotgun and ripping biceps ready to unalive the T1000Sarah Conner being nuked into oblivion on the potential future of Judgement Day
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
A circular cross stitch with a white background and pink/gold stars with black stitched text saying “me to my nervous system: regulate you fucking fuck”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I'm so glad I chose to open up The Vagina Bible by @drjengunter.bsky.social today, both for myself & for my patients. While my care population is vast - my heart will always beat the strongest for new moms, especially 35+, and WOAH did this line hit like a ton of bricks:
A line from Dr. Jen Gunter's Vagina Bible "Pain after delivery is important to manage because it is important to manage. Many guidelines talk about how important it is for a woman to have pain control so she can breastfeed, but to me that ignores the fact that women need pain control because they need pain control. A healthy mother is the best thing for a healthy baby, so I am of the belief that if we focus on the mother then everything else will fall into place."

Gunter, Dr. Jen. The Vagina Bible: The Vulva and the Vagina: Separating the Myth from the Medicine (p. 46). (Function). Kindle Edition.
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Morty from Rick & Morty saying “You son of a bitch I’m in”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
In honor of the #mutantfam #thelastdrivein
i hate horror movie fans. always saying shit like "have you seen clowntown 4? it was straight-to-DVD and banned in brazil. the ending is a 30 minute torture scene... it's honestly better than the godfather"
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
RFKJr at his next event: “nobody talks about the evils of Big Air. 100% of the people who breathe the air on planet earth WILL DIE.”
A news article graphic of cars in a polluted smoggy city environment. The headline says “autism study identifies air pollution link”
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90’s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains. 📸 - Romeo + Juliet Soundtrack I will not be taking any questions
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Nature showing off again 🌄
Pictures of the sunrise from my porch. White pillars with autumn foliage on to a yard of red leaves and red sugar maples
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MedWitch @andrearae.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It’s called FASHION, nerds, LOOK IT UP
A picture of me with acupuncture needles sticking out of my head
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