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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1h
It's a good deal
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1h
I can't believe how fucking hard I work at my job
Hot dog roller next to a television playing the Grand Budapest hotel
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 15h
Usual style is, of course, animal style
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 21h
Pokey have you ever killed a man?
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 21h
Personally I think the Nobel Prize for Literature should have gone to R. L. Stine
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 21h
I never did understand the metric system 😞
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 22h
Generally a wash overall then
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
lemme divide by 3 real quick
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But has he seen your soul?
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just be yourself!
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ground baby
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We should let rich people colonize Mars and then nuke it
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fresh account, working on it
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FROWN gravy
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I accidentally got on the PUBIC transit 🙁
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@theshrimpening3.bsky.social
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
✔️ yes down with the sickness acetone
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SCOM⛅️ @scomputer.fun · 04/10/2026
e     d
v     a        ⭐️.
e     y
r          💃
y        🫴          ⭐️.



⭐️.             like a
                  dream.

every day like a dream.

edited picture of the original
portrait of ‘every day like a dream’
with several stars and a dancer
cupped in a palm, but the image
and text is imposed over by
a different hand with red nail polish
holding shrimp between their fingers
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pls replace dancer with shrimp
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ohhh okay I think I went to high school with him
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A what now?
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aww he got embarrassed. Guess he learned a lesson!
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah equated them as the same thing though
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"yes but what can these boys LEARN from their gang rape?"
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I'm friends with a lot of rapists" isn't the take you thought it was buddy
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Puzzles are just video games for idiots
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just squeeze me
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm poop shy though
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love the "I just ate an entire pot roast" emoji!🫄
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
two SpongeBobs in a Pringles can
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Odele?
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In a sense
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Under the bed
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're in... a Pringles can
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
two SpongeBobs in a Pringles can
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Than pharmacy? Albert Einstein
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're never gonna guess this
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Puzzles are just video games for idiots
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I heard corn alley is the hottest hook up spot in town
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Polish by choice
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
On the rocks?
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's the MOST trusted place
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Counterargument: already on the toilet
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jeffrey Epstein Funko Pop
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Good, because I'm already HEMORRAGING capital
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I use it to flash drivers who don't have on their headlights at night
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Replaced my "bright idea" lightbulb over my head to a new LED bulb. More energy efficient
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the world was a better place before we discovered perspectives
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
le petite mort
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an dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
"I came as soon as I heard about your Grandma" Gross dude, she died
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