e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 21/08/2026everybodys like "healthy work/life balance" and "dont bring your work home with you" until their roommate gets a job at the dick sucking factory. 061
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 21/06/2026boiling some beef franks in the left over juice from the pickle jar to make chicago style hot dog water. 082
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 20/06/2026posting online is alot like the wild west, and im Wyatt ERP 011
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 23/03/2026sorry for the other day, i havent been feeling well the past 20 years. 061
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 02/02/2026in highschool i thought They Might Be Giants was a fake band the brothers Chapp invented for strong sad to be into. 010
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 10/01/2026is the "im proud of you" dad dialogue bugged? cant seem to trigger it, anybody else with this problem? 032
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 06/01/2026singer/vocals really remind me of grandaddy. www.youtube.com/watch?v=okgy...youtube.comGod's Gonna Give You a Million Dollars (Music Video)YouTube video by Shallowater 020
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 05/01/2026unfilmed TNG script where jeffrey finally shows up to get his tubes back. 031
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 26/12/2025gurofan98: i like my rap like i like my anime girls, chopped and screwed. 020
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 28/11/2025asked a genie for a couple tall boys and a six pack of spotted cow and now im a polyamorous dairy farmer. 051
Reposted by e.g. Alice LastnameHell-a Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/11/2025How your email finds me 224177
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 11/11/2025i love the spiritual sound of ecstatic black metal by the band agriculture. www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9yM...youtube.comAgriculture – The Spiritual Sound [Full-Album Stream]YouTube video by The Flenser 010
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 27/08/2025gen x sea turtle pissed off that they cut up six pack rings now just because a bunch of stupid turtles died. 051
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 26/08/2025for the last time, the SA at the end of my screen name is NOT a reference to the something awful forums. 010
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 16/08/2025cool desktop background if anybodys lookin for one 0101
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 10/08/2025i dont know why they dont make the entire plane out of 9/11 hijacker passports. 061
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 07/08/2025people dont have pen-pals anymore. thats the real mail loneliness epidemic. 110
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 28/07/2025comic book movies get alot of flack, i just dont get it, i saw some amazing R. Crumb movies the other day. 011
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 21/07/2025i stopped watching RLM Best of the Worst episodes with special guests ever since they had a guy who did impressions in one. 010
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 11/07/2025committing quantum suicide until i find a universe where they got JarJar working. he is the key. 030
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 12/04/2025thought this was Noel Fielding for a second 0103
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 25/03/2025gave a handjob to an electrician, a plumber and a carpenter. im a real jack off all trades 010
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 01/03/2025who would win in a fight, Goku, Superman, or the 95/96 Chicago Bulls? 083
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 03/02/2025ill be the first to say it, the events of Ape Escape wouldnt have gone down like that if Mark Walberg had been there 020
Reposted by e.g. Alice Lastnameanxiety riddled human @translucentcube.bsky.social · 26/12/2024aw man, i wanna change my post about being visited by three spirits... 1354
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 14/12/2024honk if youre lonely tonight, if you need a friend to get through the night, toot on your horn, flash on your lights, honk if youre lonely tonight 120
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 09/12/2024i forgot alt text when i posted this, so heres a repost. 020
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 09/12/2024 unless they were caught in the Sea Monkey region of france, they are just sparkling brine shrimp 051
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Sun Coming Down - Ought (2015) probably one of my favorite albums by a band i adore. 000
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 06/12/2024i typed my symptoms into google. so do i have an STI or not?! 041
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 04/12/2024if kamala had killed that healthcare CEO she would have won 051
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 03/12/2024the lego pharrell and monkey robbie williams movie have sinister energy. that was them testing something. i can feel it 000
e.g. Alice Lastname @creepsuzette.bsky.social · 03/12/2024i was really into khruangbin for like three days when i first heard them, then my brother in law informed me they were on an obama playlist and it was the uncoolest thing i had ever heard about a band. havent listened to them since 010
